Male transmigrates into female: The male protagonists all love to eavesdrop on my innermost thoughts

"That's right!" Mu Zhen's smile returned in an instant, and she boasted happily, "How was it? Wasn't it comfortable? People should do foot massages regularly. It can nourish yin and kidneys, regulate menstruation, and nourish the liver and lungs..."

The four men who needed a massage all frowned. What were they, a bunch of grown men, trying to regulate their menstrual cycles?

Huangfu Zique stroked his chin and asked her, "Do you know what it means to regulate menstruation?"

Mu Zhen replied instantly: "I know, it promotes blood circulation and removes blood stasis, making the meridians unobstructed. In ancient times, if the meridians were unblocked, one could practice divine skills. Don't worry, I will definitely make sure your meridians are in great shape."

That's what the foot massage girls always talk to him about.

(Author's note: Don't overthink it, I've actually heard of female massage therapists endorsing male customers like that!)

The five looked at each other again. She didn't seem to be pretending to be stupid, so she really thought so.

But wasn't she one of the top ten students in their class?

How can you not even know this basic common sense?

"Hehehe, right, let's give them a good period adjustment, hehehe!" Long Yuan's mood finally improved this time.

Mu Zhen simply ignored the annoying voice.

After massaging for a while, feeling that the water temperature was about right, I happily ran to a corner a little further away and brought out a bucket of dark fish: "Do you know what makes the most perfect foot massage? Of course, it has to be combined with fish therapy!"

Mu Zhen smugly hummed to himself, "This is the experience I gained after spending 100,000 yuan at a foot massage parlor. It was incredibly enjoyable."

Huangfu Zique craned his neck to look at the fish in the plastic bucket and was stunned: "Are you sure these are fish for foot massage? Aren't they too big?" Each one was as big as a palm.

Moreover, the shape is strange, unlike the fish spas he had seen before.

The other three also had strange expressions on their faces.

Only at the very end, in the Dragon Abyss, after seeing clearly what kind of fish were there, did I feel fortunate that I was just there to make up the numbers.

As Mu Zhen poured five fish into Emperor Tianhuang's large basin, he thought to himself, 'How would I know what kind of fish these are? They were all kept on the ship by the former owner. And who cares what kind of fish they are? As long as they can gnaw off the dead skin, they're good fish.'

"Sorry, conditions on the cruise ship are limited, gentlemen, please make do for now, we'll make up for it after we disembark." Wouldn't that give you another chance to rack up points?

I'm so smart!

After distributing the twenty strips evenly, with five strips for each person, Mu Zhencai went to Fu Tingyu's feet, grabbed one of the other's feet, and roughly placed it on his knee, slapping it repeatedly.

"Wait, something's not right!" Fu Tingyu shook his other foot in the foot basin, the more he shook, the stranger it seemed. Shouldn't fish therapy involve fish eating dead skin? Why were these fish in his foot basin...?

"what!"

It wasn't until Fu Tingyu heard Huangfu Zique's scream that he quickly kicked Mu Zhen away, completely forgetting that he was still pretending to be 'weak', and kicked Mu Zhen so hard that he fell backward.

Mu Zhen didn't have time to be angry, because he witnessed an unbelievable scene.

Huangfu Zique jumped three feet high, but when his feet touched the ground, he suddenly slipped and fell flat on his face with a 'thud'.

But Huangfu Zique had no time to care about the pain from his fall. He grabbed his foot and frantically pulled at the five fish clinging to it, yelling, "Holy crap, what the hell are these things? Quick, get them off me! They're mutated leeches!"

Everyone else was busy pulling fish, so who had time to care about him?

The worst off was Fu Tingyu. While others shared the damage between both feet, his left foot was covered in strange fish.

Mu Zhen was also startled. What... what's going on? He'd never encountered anything like this before.

The leeches couldn't possibly be leeches, but why would these fish cling to people and suck their blood?

He hurriedly crawled over to help Fu Tingyu pull the fish, comforting him as he did so: "It's alright, it's alright. It's all because I was too lucky and picked all the females at once. They probably just wanted to get close to you guys because you're all so handsome."

"You fucking bastard, do you even believe that yourself?" Huangfu Zique roared. Damn it, it's impossible to tear it off, it hurts so much!

"Ahem!" At this moment, Long Yuan, who was pretending to read a magazine, kindly reminded, "Don't worry, the suckerfish only sucks things, not blood. It's just that the suction is a bit strong, so it's not easy to get it off."

As for how to get off when you're stuck, he hadn't learned that; he'd only seen it once by chance.

Four people:......

Why the hell didn't you say that just now?

Upon hearing that the strange fish couldn't suck blood, the four of them finally breathed a sigh of relief, then glared at Mu Zhen in unison: "Did you do this on purpose?"

Mu Zhense, I really just wanted to please you guys, I had absolutely no intention of playing any tricks on you.

I'm really afraid they're not going to pretend anymore. With his current small frame, let alone taking on five people at once, he might not even be able to beat any of them individually. These people have been trained by various martial arts masters since they were young.

Even Mu Yunfei had just recently won the title of boxing champion in an underground boxing ring.

Moreover, it was the War God Longyuan who could defeat a hundred of him.

Mu Yunfei gritted his teeth, grabbed a fish tail on the instep and yanked hard: "Hiss!"

The suckerfish was indeed torn off, but a deep red mark and a small piece of flesh with a layer of skin peeled off were left on Mu Yunfei's fair instep.

The others gasped in shock, because each of them still had a scab on the sole of their foot; if a piece of skin were torn off in that spot…

Fu Tingyu, in particular, turned pale upon seeing this. If each cut would tear off such a large piece of skin, would he even want his left foot anymore?

That damned Mu Yunya, she really is trying to torture them in different ways.

Mu Zhen suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Yes, yes, burn it!" Then he found a candle and pointed it at the crease on Fu Tingyu's instep.

Because he was too nervous, he accidentally singed off a small patch of the sexy hair on the other person's leg.

"Stop! You're burning me!" Fu Tingyu's forehead veins throbbed wildly, and he could no longer maintain his composure, gritting his teeth and scolding.

Mu Zhen glanced at the singed hair on the man's leg, quickly lowered the candle, and focused it on the sucker's head, burning it fiercely while cursing in a childlike manner: "Damn it, you dared to bully my Brother Yu, I'll burn you to death! Burn you to death!"

Fu Tingyu twitched her lips speechlessly. Did she think he was an ignorant child who could be fooled by falling down and hitting the ground a few times?

Unfortunately, even as the aroma of fish filled the air, the fish remained firmly stuck in its original spot.

Fortunately, after another period of chaos, the group managed to get rid of all the suckerfish together.

Moreover, apart from Mu Yunfei, no one else suffered any actual harm.

As for psychological trauma and such, only the person experiencing it knows whether it's hot or cold!