Transmigrated into a vicious stepmother, striving to raise the little villain
Chapter 35 Premature Aging
The farce was stopped in time by the director, and the live broadcast officially began.
"Welcome everyone to the third episode of our variety show. This episode's theme is the amusement park." As soon as the director finished speaking, the children cheered. The director made a shushing gesture and continued, "In this episode, all the mothers and older sisters won't have to earn their own food."
Mo Jingyu asked directly, "Tell me, what task do you want to complete?"
The director wasn't annoyed and said with a smile, "Although we don't have to worry about food, we still have tasks to complete." He then had a whiteboard brought up and explained, "This is our food and accommodation standard."
The whiteboard divided the food and rooms into three categories:
Complete one task to receive a congee set meal—making you feel the warmth of home, and a cozy standard room—letting you experience the soreness of a straight back.
Complete half of the task to receive a nutritious meal package—ensuring you eat with peace of mind and good health—and a deluxe king-size bed room—allowing you to experience the fun of trampolines;
Complete all tasks to receive a super luxurious five-star package—making every bite a fortune, plus a super unbeatable presidential suite—giving you the experience of a president.
Mo Jingyu stared at the contents of the whiteboard, speechless.
The sheer aches and pains of a straight back, the warmth of home—you can use memes like that?!
[Hahahaha, what kind of warm home is this? Hahahaha]
The director knows how to use jokes.
[A dead meme suddenly attacked me.]
Jiang Yan'an switched into her curious mode and asked, "Director Uncle, why does plain porridge make people feel the warmth of home?"
The director, without any embarrassment, frankly stated, "Because it was cooked by my uncle himself."
Mo Jingyu: I #¥%##¥%#¥
The director could tell from Mo Jingyu's eyes that she had been severely scolded, and continued, "That's the standard. If you can't even complete one task, we'll kindly provide you with a bucket of instant noodles."
Mo Jingyu took out sunglasses, put them on to block the sun, and asked the director, "Why don't you replace the white porridge with instant noodles? Maybe I'll give it a try."
The director chuckled and replied, "Plain porridge is fine, it even comes with side dishes."
Mo Jingyu rolled her eyes several times behind her sunglasses, too lazy to say anything more, and just stared at the director.
The comments section was even more hilarious.
[Hahaha, I think I understand why Sister Yu is wearing sunglasses now.]
[You can tell from her that Sister Yu is rolling her eyes.]
[It has to be said, with those sunglasses on, Sister Yu looks like a boss ready to fight.]
[Make one for An'an too, it'll definitely turn out great in photos]
As the director was pondering how to respond, Feng Feifei interrupted, saying in a strange tone, "Jingyu, the porridge was cooked by the director himself, it's definitely better than instant noodles."
Mo Jingyu was puzzled. Feng Feifei's character and tone kept changing. Was she practicing 72 transformations?
"You...you weren't just bewitched by a bowl of plain porridge, were you? That doesn't seem right. I thought you were after the money." Mo Jingyu's words caused everyone present to gasp. Mo Jingyu's words were too sharp!
The director, on the contrary, was somewhat expectant, hoping Mo Jingyu would say more so he could have a reason to collect a breach of contract fee. Hahaha.
Director: Speak! Speak! Speak!
Feng Feifei's expression changed, and she quickly said, "Jingyu, don't talk nonsense. When did I get lied to? I just wanted to say that porridge is definitely more nutritious than instant noodles."
Mo Jingyu revealed a knowing look, and suddenly realized, "Oh~ so that's what you meant." Her tone sounded like she was hiding something.
[No, no, this is very wrong! Sister Yu's expression couldn't possibly be without gossip.]
【Quack quack quack, I want a melon】
[Does Mo Jingyu have any morals to spread rumors about my Feifei?]
Is there anything about your daughter, Feifei, that's worth spreading rumors about? I'd like to hear the details.
[They're just jealous of Feifei's resources, what else could it be!]
[Who are you saying is jealous of Feng Feifei's resources? Sister Yu? You fans have probably forgotten who Sister Yu's husband is.]
Even if President Jiang isn't here, Sister Yu is currently more popular than Feng Feifei, who doesn't have any popular works.
At this moment, the familiar, bolded gold comments floated by:
[@Gobli Jewelry, our lady's new spokesperson. After the endorsement advertisement goes live, our company will randomly select 240 of our lady's fans to receive the endorsed jewelry.]
Holy crap! Gobli's?!
[Sister Yu has made something of herself!]
【??deliver?】
Who knows if it's true or false?
[Sour and delicious~~]
Zhao Momo was extremely anxious at the scene, feeling as uncomfortable as if she had choked on an egg. She secretly resolved to find an opportunity to ask her the truth.
The director, seeing that Feng Feifei had served him some congee, interrupted the conversation, saying, "Alright, what kind of treatment you get in the end depends on how well you complete the mission."
"We have a total of 10 tasks, and everyone can do them. There's no need to compete for tasks."
As the director spoke, he handed out task cards to the guests. After returning to the camera, he continued, "Each group has the same task, but the check-in points are different. This is to prevent some people from having someone else do the check-in for them."
As he spoke, his gaze drifted intentionally or unintentionally towards Mo Jingyu.
Mo Jingyu: Just say my name directly. (rolls eyes.jpg)
[Hahaha, director, you're practically mentioning Sister Yu's name!]
[Hilarious, the director knows what Sister Yu is like.]
Mo Jingyu hadn't originally considered having someone else perform the move, but after the director mentioned it, she really wanted to try it, but unfortunately, the path was blocked.
After a few final instructions, everyone started working on the tasks. The tasks weren't difficult, but they were exhausting, and that damned director even insisted on completing them in the order of the task cards.
Mo Jingyu looked at the task in her hand, then glanced at the locations marked on the map.
Mo Jingyu: Just say you want me to die (???皿??)??3??
The first task is the carousel, and the second is the bumper cars. The two locations are 1000 meters apart.
Mo Jingyu couldn't imagine what would happen if she walked around like this; would she become paralyzed in her lower limbs tomorrow? Holding up her task card, she confronted the director and said, "What do you want? To make a four-year-old walk this far?"
The director sipped his tea leisurely. "How could that be? Kids have lots of energy, it's good for them to exercise. If they get tired, you can carry them."
Mo Jingyu really wanted to grab the director by the collar and punch him hard twice!
Is it the little kid who can't walk?! Hasn't she experienced how energetic kids are?! It's clearly this 24-year-old modern woman who's prematurely aging!
Mo Jingyu gritted her teeth and said, "You're very good!"
Jiang Yan'an understood Mo Jingyu's thoughts at this moment and immediately said, "Uncle Director, I can't walk. I'm not very strong. When I go out to play with my mom, she always carries me."
“Then let your mom carry you.” The director wasn’t falling for it, his tone resolute.
Suddenly, Mo Weiwei's voice floated over, "Sister, how about we switch? Ours is alright, and Fanfan's stamina is still good."
Xie Yifan nodded, agreeing that he was indeed in good physical condition.
Mo Jingyu was about to agree when the director's "No" left her speechless.
Mo Weiwei looked apologetic. "Sister, there's nothing I can do. But you still need to take An'an out for more exercise. You can't keep the child cooped up at home all the time."
Mo Jingyu was speechless, too lazy to even refute, and walked to Lin Yunyuan's side, resting her forehead on her shoulder in a state of self-isolation.
The director was secretly pleased, finally making Mo Jingyu suffer a setback.
I can already picture the director's smug face.
Why is Mo Weiwei suddenly being so kind?
【Our Weiwei has always been kind, okay! It's always Mo Jingyu who bullies Weiwei】
[...I was thinking Mo Weiwei was still clear-headed, but after looking at her perspective from the camera's viewpoint, I'm blown away! I'm taking a screenshot and posting it online.]
I'll go check it out.
Netizens who watched it were at a loss for words; the good intentions weren't quite there.
Goodness, Sister Yu's first and second mission locations are just a bit far apart, the rest are alright. Mo Weiwei's are pretty even, the first and second locations are closer than Sister Yu's, but the rest are about the same distance away.
[...Unable to rate]
Weiwei shares this sentiment, unlike others.
The other fans watching the show were absolutely furious:
Get lost, and stop trying to sow discord between Momo and Sister Yu's fans.
[Exactly, exactly! Our Yuanyuan is one too. Stop stirring things up, we're best friends!]
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