Refusing to marry a widower, I went on a crazy spree of sending my children to the army.

"Based on the host's recent dynamics, the system conducts big data simulations to infer the host's wishes, provides pre-services, and improves the host's satisfaction with the system."

Host, are you satisfied with the system's performance?

"Satisfied... my ass! Look what you've turned me into, a pig brain, and a raw one at that! Who the hell are you trying to disgust?!"

"I'm sorry, host. The system acted on its own initiative. Please give the system another chance!"

Hearing the system's humble tone, Meng Peiyu finally calmed down a bit. After thinking for a moment, she said, "I want instant noodles!"

This should be the safest bet, even if it tastes bad...

"Congratulations, host, you have obtained two packs of cilantro instant noodles!" Green and fragrant, but it causes allergies after just one bite!

"Congratulations, host, you have obtained two buckets of pickled cabbage noodles!" They smell like stinky feet, they'll disgust you to death!

"Congratulations, host, you have obtained two buckets of braised beef noodles!" No meat, expired for six months, the noodles on the back are moldy, poisonous and insidious!

Meng Peiyu breathed a sigh of relief: "At least you can understand human language!"

As he spoke, he boiled water again and took out a bucket of braised beef noodles to soak.

The aroma of instant noodles instantly filled the forest. Meng Peiyu took a couple of sniffs, eagerly tore open the seasoning packet, stirred it briefly, and wolfed it down.

After finishing one box, I still felt unsatisfied, so I opened another box of pickled cabbage noodles and made some.

I even asked the system for braised eggs and sausages, but this time what I got was a simple tent.

Meng Peiyu was full and didn't care, so she didn't say anything.

When I took the tent out, I found that the system was quite thoughtful, as it had put pillows and thin blankets inside.

I was so sleepy after dinner, I looked for a place to sleep. But when I caught a glimpse of Zhao Laogen and Pig Brain in the room, my stomach churned.

Get up, dig the fire pit deeper, and pour the pig brains in.

Seeing the red and white mess, Meng Peiyu couldn't help but vomit~ Σ_(???」∠)

He covered his mouth, trying not to vomit it all out. He shoveled away the surrounding dirt and stones to cover it up, then ran to the side and vomited violently.

"Ugh~ System, you've got my lifeline in your grasp!"

The system chuckled but didn't say anything.

Meng Peiyu vomited for a while, and her legs and arms ached so much that she went back to her tent to sleep. She slept soundly without realizing the passing of days and nights, and when she woke up, it was already completely dark.

Meng Peiyu rubbed her temples, feeling a heavy weight in her head. She tried to get up, but fell back to the ground, her vision blurring and her stomach churning with pain.

"System, what's wrong with me?"

"Host, you are sick!"

"What illness? Do you have any medicine in your space?"

"There's cold medicine in the space, would you like to take it, host?"

Meng Peiyu didn't say anything, took out a roll of toilet paper, stumbled out of the tent, and took off her pants.

The sound of the torrent rushing down was exceptionally clear in the silent mountain forest. It also concealed something.

Meng Peiyu's legs went weak, and she couldn't squat for long before she felt she couldn't hold on any longer. But her stomach was rumbling, so she quickly found a tree to hold onto.

Puff, puff puff puff, hmph, woof woof woof

After wiping her bottom, Meng Peiyu looked up and found two pairs of beady eyes staring intently at her.

Upon closer inspection, the thing's mouth was sticky, a mixture of red and white.

"Ah, a wild boar!" Meng Peiyu pulled out a dagger and screamed in her mind, "System, give me a gun, I want a machine gun!"

"Please put away the tent, host!"

Meng Peiyu was on edge and didn't realize what the system meant at all. She just subconsciously ran towards the tent, reached out, and put the tent into her spatial storage.

"Congratulations, host, you have obtained one hundred guns!" Meng Peiyu flipped her hand, pointed a gun at the wild boar, and the next second, the flimsy plastic feel made her despair.

"I want a real gun!"

"Sorry, host, the Heavenly Dao forbids the system from providing weapons of mass destruction!"

The wild boar was poised to attack, and Meng Peiyu was sweating profusely, almost collapsing.

"System, what good will it do you if I die? Aren't you afraid of being implicated and lost in the flow of time?"

"Don't worry, host. You have great luck and you will definitely be able to turn danger into safety."

Once the wild boar determined that the other party was not aggressive, it pushed off with its feet and charged towards Meng Peiyu.

Meng Peiyu ran while brandishing a dagger, shouting, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

The wild boar had thick skin, and Meng Peiyu's several pokes didn't harm its vital organs; instead, they aroused its ferocity.

Hmph, hmph, woof~

The wild boars attacked even more fiercely, and Meng Peiyu could even faintly hear the howls of wolves.

***

Li Chuncao hadn't seen Zhao Laogen for over a day, but instead of being worried, she was in a good mood.

After work, I went home and fried two eggs and also made brown rice.

Old Lady Zhao, on the other hand, was so anxious that blisters appeared on the corners of her mouth, and she couldn't eat.

"Little Grass, do you think something might have happened to your dad?"

Li Chuncao patted Xiaohu's back gently and coaxed him, saying, "Dad is such a big man, what could possibly happen to him!"

"But he's been gone for two days and one night. No matter how busy he is, he should have come back and told us!"

Li Chuncao remained silent, thinking that something must have happened, but she wouldn't warn her.

Old Lady Zhao paced back and forth in the yard, making Li Chuncao dizzy.

Time passed slowly, darkness fell, and the moon hung high in the sky. Old Lady Zhao grew increasingly anxious. She went to the brigade headquarters and knelt down in front of Director Zhang with a thud.

"Boss, I confess, my husband didn't break his leg. He followed that little bitch up the mountain!"

"Who is it?" Director Zhang glanced at Wang Defa, his face full of suspicion.

Wang De was stunned for a moment, then stood up in alarm: "You mean Meng Peiyu?"

"That little slut's surname is Meng?" Old Lady Zhao waved her hand: "I don't care what her name is, anyway, my old man followed her into the mountains and hasn't come out for two days!"

"What is Zhao Laogen planning to do?" Director Zhang asked seriously, his face turning frosty as he considered a certain possibility.

Old Lady Zhao was intimidated by his imposing manner and momentarily regretted coming to ask for help. She stammered, "No, it's nothing!"

"Tell the truth, or I'll have you arrested and shot!"

Old Lady Zhao was terrified and collapsed to the ground, honestly saying, "Xiao Cao said that Old Lady Qiao's niece wrote her a letter that killed my Da Hu."

"Dahu is the only son of the Zhao family. Old Gen was heartbroken and wanted to seek justice from that little bitch, so he followed her up the mountain. And he hasn't returned yet!"

"How does he want to seek justice?"

Before Zhao Laoniang could reply, Director Zhang asked again, "Did Meng Peiyu come back last night?"

"He came back, quite late, and left again before dawn."

Wang Defa, fearing he might overthink things, explained, "I didn't know the situation was this serious yesterday, so I didn't stop them."

I found out today; the people have gone into the mountains.

Director Zhang nodded and asked, "Is it possible that Comrade Zhao went to a friend's house?"

"What kind of friends could that good-for-nothing have?"

Seeing that Old Lady Zhao looked unwell, Wang Defa coughed lightly and remained silent.

Director Zhang, who had seen a lot, boldly asked, "Does your husband have any female comrades he's close to?"

"No, absolutely not!" Old Lady Zhao shook her head frantically, resolutely denying that before Zhao Laogen got together with Li Chuncao, he often went to meet the old widow in the north of the village.