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[Trending] Meeting a colleague can ruin my life! What am I supposed to do now?!

Did Tsurukyu act up again today?

Did everyone attend the Saniwa exchange meeting a few days ago?

All I want to say here is: *sobs* That colleague smells so good! I love you! But seriously, can't we really be together?

Ahem, I'd like to clarify that I'm female, but I like men. I'm a seasoned Saniwa (master of the swords), having collected all the swords in my citadel, and now I'm living a carefree, leisurely life.

That day, the government of time sent an invitation to an exchange meeting. I thought it would be just an ordinary exchange meeting like usual, where I could listen to European judges showing off their European status and non-European judges crying and chat with my friends about some gossip that had recently happened in each of the Honmaru.

Unexpectedly, I met my destined crush at that exchange meeting!

Even after being bombarded with the beauty of so many swordsmen in the citadel, the poster was still dumbfounded the moment he saw him.

I've even thought of names for my future children.

2L Unlucky Ones Save the World

Take over the sofa

I suspect the original poster (OP) is subtly showing off their good fortune. As someone who isn't a judge, I'm incredibly envious of their complete collection. When will I be able to collect all the monsters?

However, I also remember the Saniwa that the original poster described. After all, there are very few who are as beautiful as those Touken Danshi.

There were quite a few Saniwa there that day. The two novice Saniwa sitting next to me were whispering and discussing whether that person was one of the new Touken Danshi.

Grandpa in the 3rd floor is still lost.

Ever since I became a Saniwa (a powerful spirit master), I've given up hope of finding a partner. I have this feeling that by the time my term ends, I'll still be single. T^T

I remember when I first started working, I saw the promotional brochure from the government of time and was told that there would be several beauties to choose from at the beginning. I was captivated by the charming swordsmen, and I even decided on my boyfriend.

Upon joining the company, the Time Government informed them that they couldn't date the sword boys. The handsome men they could choose from at the start were actually the initial swords, essentially like the village chief in a game's starting area. TAT

Even rabbits eat the grass near their burrows, enjoying their food all the time. So what if I want to have a sweet romance?

The government of today, you are simply engaging in false propaganda!

However, who could find someone they like after being bombarded by swords and, especially, by the beauty of someone like Mikazuki?

(P.S.: This applies to humans, not those who are obsessed with knives.)

These men are damn sweet!

Do you know how desperate I felt listening to Sanming's demonic laughter every day, and hearing him say, "Want to touch? It's totally fine,"?

If Qingguang hadn't been holding me back, I really would have touched him.

Grandpa, why are you flirting with me if you're not going to marry me!

4L Short Knife's Legs are Heaven prprpr

I agree with the comment above, but my XP is different from yours. Those adult male scumbags are all cunning.

I still prefer Xiao Duan Dao, especially my Yao Zong, hehehe, Xiao Duan Dao's legs are a treasure of the world.

Not to mention the polarized version of Ichigo Hitofuri, he was practically dancing on my XP. Although Ichigo Hitofuri always looked at me like I was a wolf, I didn't actually do anything, did I?

Do you have to be so strict with Ichigo Hitofuri?

5L One Sword Dance

Hey upstairs... your name... tone it down a bit, or Ichigo Hitofuri might find his way over the internet cable.

6L Short Knife's Legs are Heaven prprpr

Don't worry, this is a forum for Saniwa only; Tsukumogami cannot view it.

7L Qianzi, don't come any closer!!

Indeed, compared to those adult-sized sword-wielding men, the short swords are simply angels!

8L Flowers bloom and fade

The name upstairs is something else! What happened to you? Tell us so we can have a laugh.

9L Qianzi, don't come any closer!!

It's a long story. That day, I wanted to give my tsukumogami a small gift to increase the bond between my lord and the swordsmen.

Since Senko was a sword I had just forged, and I didn't know what he liked, I called someone over to ask him what he liked.

And then...and then he took his clothes off! He just took them off, all fresh and clean!

While it's true that Ichiko has a great figure, you can't just take her clothes off like that!

I've never seen anything like it before! A grown man suddenly baring his chest and laughing so excitedly at you! I was so scared that I quickly said goodbye and ran away as fast as I could.

And then... this guy just ran out after me, chasing me while tearing at my clothes, laughing and saying something like, "My lord, don't suppress yourself! Come on! Take it off!"

(?﹏?)

Waaaaa~ This scene was witnessed by all the other swords in the citadel, it was absolutely hilarious!

10L - An ordinary newbie

Haha, LS, even though you're in a bit of a predicament, I still can't help but laugh.

But speaking of which... does anyone still remember the topic I posted?

11L Fried Tofu

I came here because of the post title, and I also saw that Saniwa (the player who plays the role of the Saniwa). But I advise you to give up on that idea.

Did Tsurukyu act up again today? (OP)

Why? It's one thing if those sword-wielding men can't talk about it, but why can't their colleagues either?

Surely the government can't just block our last resort too? Are they trying to kill us?

I'm going to throw a tantrum, I'm really going to throw a tantrum!

13L Fried Tofu

Nonsense! It's not that the Time Government won't let you talk about it, it's because that Saniwa is still... a third-year middle school student!

I sat in a seat next to those three colleagues at that Saniwa exchange meeting. I only sat next to them because of another handsome guy among the three.

Unfortunately, the handsome guy was too aloof. I had the desire but not the courage, and I sat there like an idiot for the entire exchange meeting without daring to go up and strike up a conversation.

I really envy those two female judges sitting with me!

We've gone off-topic, let's get back on track.

Because I was sitting close by, I overheard some of what they were saying. From their conversation, I learned that your destined crush is only in the third year of junior high school and is still a very pretty student.

And this person is a rabbit from the neighboring country, China. I remember there's a saying in that country that I'd like to share with you, OP: minimum three years, maximum death penalty. [Friendly smile.JPG]

Did Tsurukyu act up again today? (OP)

No!!!

Why?! Why?! You were born before I was born, and I was born after you had grown old. The same applies when reversed. o(╥﹏╥)o

My destined crush, the crush I fell for at first sight, is gone just like that!!!

Meeting a colleague can ruin your life; I feel hopeless. [Peaceful.JPG]

15L Your Highness

NO! (Draw your sword, rival!)

(PS: The person upstairs is quite cultured; they even know the poetry from next door.)

16L Take this!

NO! (Draw your sword, rival!)

17L, why isn't my little darling here yet?

NO! (Draw your sword, rival!)

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47L sent flowers to Mimi-chan

Disrupting formation

Haha, it seems this news has really upset a lot of people.

48L, why isn't my little darling here yet?

Judging from the person upstairs, they probably didn't attend that Saniwa exchange meeting, right?

49L sent flowers to Mimi-chan

How did you know? That day, my swords were stuck on map 7-3, so I went with the team that went to clear the map on the day of the exchange event.

50L, why isn't my little darling here yet?

I didn't expect the person upstairs to be a martial arts master. I have to admire them. But if you ever meet that master, you'll understand why those people upstairs reacted that way.

I have some photos from that exchange meeting here, I can show them to you.

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51L sent flowers to Mimi-chan

...[Then burst into tears.jpg]

Holy crap! What have I missed?! That face! That aura!

NO!

52L, why isn't my little darling here yet?

Haha, another unlucky soul has fallen into this trap, tsk tsk tsk~ That colleague is truly sinful~

……

103L I love you for ten thousand years

Colleagues are great, but don't overindulge in alcohol!

On a side note, I received a message from a friend today that it seems a few more corrupted citadels have recently appeared, so everyone should be careful when going out.

If you encounter lone Tsukumogami on the battlefield, please be vigilant.

As everyone knows, once sword spirits fall into darkness, they slowly lose all their reason until they become monsters that only know how to kill.

During this process, the corrupted spirits have extremely extreme thoughts, and corruption is contagious.

Please pay close attention, and the document reviewers should also remind the teams that will be deployed in the citadel recently.

104L Mitarai Dango is the best!

Holy crap? Wasn't there supposed to be a major purge before? I thought all the immoral Saniwa had been eliminated, but I never expected that a dark Honmaru would reappear.

Are all those Saniwa idiots? They actually dare to commit crimes against the wind, aren't they afraid of death?

105L Shinsengumi: My Love

Where there is light, there is darkness. Some people overestimate themselves and get carried away by the unconditional favoritism shown to Touken Danshi.

Or perhaps their values ​​were already warped to begin with, and becoming a Saniwa (master of the underworld) only made them more warped.

There are scumbags everywhere these days, and you can spot the lowest-level scumbags at a glance.

Mid-level scumbags may try to disguise themselves, but old habits die hard, and they will soon be exposed.

The government at that time had eliminated the first two types during its last major cleanup.

But there's another type of sophisticated scum, skilled in disguise, cunning, and even powerful. Some people, after being betrayed by this kind of scum, will even help count the money for their captors. Such cases are usually very difficult to detect. But once uncovered, they can implicate a whole host of others.

The previous cleanup operation was triggered because the Time Government caught a big fish.

Is Kogitsunemaru's hair actually her ears? (106L)

In short, everyone should be careful lately. The Time Government just issued a notice. This matter has been taken over by the Dark Raven Group.

Everyone knows that once the Dark Ravens take over, the captured Saniwa will not simply be sent back to the human world.

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Dear little angels, please leave comments and interact with me! Your interaction is my motivation to write. I really don't want to write alone; it makes me lose inspiration and all feeling of love. TAT