One person said: "If I make you a holy child, will you be granted godhood through the art of Gu
Chapter 85 I am a woodpecker!
Jiang Mo looked down at the book in his hand that recorded the cultivation method for the Godhood Mask, and then heard the cheers of a group of people not far away.
He looked up and saw Zhang Chulan climbing onto a rock.
Xu Si sat to the side, slapping his thigh and laughing heartily.
Even so, this guy still wants to walk his bird?
Is this because he's been suppressing his emotions for too long, and he just let loose completely after getting drunk?
Or is it that Zhang Chulan, with his sharp mind, is using this method of diverting attention as much as possible to shift everyone's focus away from the flow of Qi?
interesting.
Wei Duoduo and Chen Duo also looked at Zhang Chulan in surprise. Then, Jiang Mo stopped the two women and covered their eyes with his hands.
"Kids, don't look."
Jiang Mo said calmly.
Chen Duo remained quiet.
Wei Duoduo shifted her body slightly.
"Lord Gu God, I am not a child."
"Then I'll let go?"
"No, Lord Gu God, you can do whatever you want to me."
As Wei Duoduo spoke, she snuggled her head into Jiang Mo's arms, and then her head bumped into Chen Duo's.
Boom!
Their heads collided and made a sound.
Yes, just by the sound, you can tell it's definitely a good head.
The light of the Golden Light Mantra shone from the large rock, and Xu Si, who was standing to the side, laughed so hard he could hardly breathe.
The hand on his thigh never stopped moving.
Meanwhile, gasps of surprise rose and fell from the group of people in front.
Jiang Mo's lips twitched violently.
All I can say is that she's very well-behaved.
The atmosphere right now is really strange.
Of course, Jiang Mo also sensed a deep resentment.
Turning his head, he saw Zhang Lingyu, whose resentment was almost solidified.
"No, we absolutely cannot let this guy win!"
Zhang Lingyu's eyes were bloodshot as she stared intently at Zhang Chulan, who was walking his bird.
This guy absolutely cannot become the successor of the Celestial Master of the Celestial Master's Mansion.
If he really wins, and becomes a Celestial Master in the future, then what if he were to walk his bird around in front of a crowd of people?
The thought of this possibility gave Zhang Lingyu goosebumps.
No, absolutely not.
Having grown up in the Celestial Master's Mansion, he felt an extremely strong sense of belonging to it and absolutely could not allow such a thing to happen.
Wang Ye, standing to one side, scratched his back and looked at Zhang Chulan, who was showing off his virginity mark, with a strange expression.
Zhuge Qing, who was covering his younger brother's eyes with one hand, shook his head and chuckled.
A whole bunch of phones lit up their screens, switching into camera mode and pointing at Zhang Chulan.
"This kid is really good."
Xu Si lay on his lap, laughing and wiping away tears, then looked at Jiang Mo.
Why aren't you smiling? Don't you like to smile?
Jiang Mo was taken aback and turned to look at Xu Si.
"Are you drinking too much?"
How dare you talk to him like that?
Besides, he's going to stop eating beef altogether.
Noticing Jiang Mo's gaze, Xu Si instantly sobered up, coughed twice, and became serious.
But he couldn't maintain that expression for long.
"Little earthworm? Who the hell said little earthworm? I'm a woodpecker!"
Zhang Chulan's angry voice rang out.
Dang Dang Dang!
The sound of a hard object hitting a tree trunk brought a moment of silence, followed by a constant stream of whistles and screams.
Jiang Mo's lips twitched uncontrollably; he was about to break down.
Alcohol is definitely not a good thing.
Jiang Mo lowered his head speechlessly, looking at the two quiet heads in his arms.
Zhang Chulan, after casting the Golden Light Spell, actually imitated a woodpecker in the middle of the night.
The surrounding trees suffered as a result.
The noise continued well into the early hours of the morning, and the group, feeling the effects of the alcohol, decided to go somewhere else for a rest.
Zhang Chulan may have had other plans at first, but imitating a woodpecker was definitely because he was drunk and venting his frustrations.
"He's definitely a young man."
Xu Si rubbed his cheek, speechless as he looked at Zhang Chulan lying on the rock.
Beside her, a hibiscus flower, holding a piece of paper and a pen, was carefully observing, its expression showing remarkable seriousness and reverence.
Lu Linglong and his friends, along with many others, were also lying down.
Zhang Lingyu has already left.
Wang Ye and Zhuge Qing didn't leave, but they were clearly not sleepy either.
They were probably seeing someone so unrestrained for the first time, hence their shock.
In a sense, Zhang Chulan is also a formidable person.
……
They were all unusual people, so they weren't bothered by the effects of the alcohol for long.
Many people woke up as soon as it was light.
Then they gathered around the large rock where Zhang Chulan was sleeping and looked at him.
The commotion around him probably woke Zhang Chulan up. When he saw people gathering around him, he was startled at first, then got up and jumped off the rock.
"I didn't do anything last night, right?"
The crowd remained silent, but silently pointed in the direction behind Zhang Chulan.
Zhang Chulan silently pulled up his pants and turned to look.
There were fresh holes in the trees behind.
"Wow, that's awesome! Hahaha, Woodpecker, you're amazing!"
Xu Si's loud laughter made everyone unable to contain themselves any longer.
Zhang Chulan's eyelids twitched violently.
"Sister Bao'er, I didn't do anything right, did I?"
Zhang Chulan's voice trembled.
"This party was pretty good. Can we have another one tonight?"
As a result, Feng Baobao didn't pay any attention to what Zhang Chulan was saying.
She thought that having wine and meat was very good.
Several girls huddled together, whispering amongst themselves, occasionally glancing at Zhang Chulan's crotch.
Zhang Chulan felt as if a thousand insects were crawling all over his body.
"They're all young people, it's no big deal!"
Seeing Zhang Chulan trembling all over, Er Gou offered to comfort him.
"You little brat, it was you who instigated it."
Although he was drunk, Zhang Chulan still remembered the beginning of last night and grabbed Er Gou by the collar.
"No no!"
Er Gou quickly pushed Zhang Chulan away.
"Wait, you guys aren't taking pictures, are you?"
As Zhang Chulan spoke, a bad premonition arose in his heart, especially upon seeing Canglong and Feng Xingtong.
These two both enjoy intelligence work.
"No way, we don't do such immoral things."
Canglong patted his chest and said frankly.
Before Zhang Chulan could even catch his breath, Canglong spoke again.
"It's being recorded!"
Zhang Chulan froze instantly.
"Oh dear, who doesn't have a dark past when they were young? Congratulations, your first embarrassing dark past has appeared."
Xu Si walked over, patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder, and said cheerfully.
"Fourth Brother, why didn't you stop me?"
Zhang Chulan had a long face.
"Look at you, kid. I thought you were going to show off your manly prowess to everyone because you were so happy."
Xu Si said in a very serious tone.
But Zhang Chulan didn't believe it.
This Xu Si is completely unreliable.
"Alright, just don't let anyone post it on the Extraordinary People Forum."
Jiang Mo's voice made Zhang Chulan's body tremble.
If people die in society, then it's fine if these people die in society.
But if someone posts it on a forum for people with supernatural abilities, they're basically doomed in the world of supernatural beings.
Thinking of this, Zhang Chulan stiffly turned his neck back and looked at the others.
Then, I saw embarrassed looks on many people's faces.
Finished!
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