Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

"But let's make this clear first: once you've given me the money, there's nothing I can do about your DV camera. I've already given it to Hu Yifei!"

Lu Ziqiao was still worried about having to pay for the DV camera.

Chen Xiaobai waved his hand casually, "No problem at all~"

After agreeing to transfer the money to him when he got back, Lü Ziqiao was instantly overjoyed. He grabbed the bartender, pointed at Chen Xiaobai and the others, and shouted, "I'll pay for all these people's drinks today!"

"Wow, Ziqiao's so generous today! I'll have a drink too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came from behind.

Wanyu followed, shouting, "Me too! Me too!"

"Teacher Zeng? You turned down your magazine?" Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.

"of course!"

Zeng Xiaoxian excitedly gesticulated and patted his chest, saying, "You guys really should see this today: Wan Yu battles the bald editor-in-chief, a beauty saves the hero!"

"It's a bear!"

Hu Yifei sneered.

Lin Wanyu said modestly, "I didn't do anything, I just pointed out a small mistake, and they stopped talking after that..."

"Wanyu, I want to interview you about this amazing feat!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, took out a DV camera from his bag, and said while fiddling with it, "I'll film it, upload it online, and name it 'Hot-blooded Girl vs. Rogue Club President'!"

Lu Ziqiao was stunned when he saw the DV camera in his hand. He grabbed his arm and exclaimed, "DV camera? Teacher Zeng, so you were the one who stole it!"

"What do you mean by stealing? This is mine!" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused.

Hu Yifei picked up her bag and moved it carefully...

"Isn't this Hu Yifei's?"

"I lent it to her, you can ask her if you don't believe me!"

All eyes immediately turned to her.

Hu Yifei then stopped and gave an awkward smile:

"Haha, Xiaoxian~, I've returned the DV camera to you, we're even now!"

"What? You gave it back to me? I found it outside!" Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly.

"Ah, I still need to prepare my lessons. Oh, right, Xiaobai, your DV camera is in my room. Take it back later, and we'll be even... Bye~" After saying that, she turned and left.

Wanyu quickly chased after her, calling out, "Hey, Feifei, wait for me!"

Seeing this, Lin Qingqing followed suit.

......

Chen Xiaobai calmly took a sip of wine and nodded.

I did absolutely nothing all day, yet I made 800,000 yuan and got a DV camera...

(Chen Xiaobai: "Wait a minute, these things all seem to have originally belonged to me, so did I gain or lose?") (Narrator)

Lu Ziqiao stopped paying attention, since he was going to make a profit today anyway. He turned to Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Teacher Zeng, where did you find this DV camera?"

"It's that newly opened swimming pool. Last time I went swimming, I saw my DV camera by the pool, so I brought it back!"

“哦～～～”

Chen Xiaobai suddenly exchanged a meaningful glance with Lu Ziqiao, then leaned close to Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "This is what Xiao Hei took to take pictures of swimsuit beauties."

"What? A swimsuit-clad beauty???"

Zeng Xiaoxian was somewhat confused and hadn't quite grasped the meaning when he suddenly snapped to attention, a lewd smile creeping onto his lips: "You mean..."

Chen Xiaobai also smiled meaningfully, "You didn't change the tape inside, did you?"

"No......"

Three people: (〃'▽'〃)

......

3601.

Lu Zhanbo answers the video call, Guan Gu draws the curtains, Lu Ziqiao grabs the remote, Zeng Xiaoxian grins lewdly, and Chen Xiaobai waits by with a Transformer toy in his arms.

Lu Ziqiao: "Are you ready?"

Guan Gu: "Ready!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Ready!"

Lu Zhanbo: "Ready!"

Chen Xiaobai: "Ready!"

Hu Yifei: "Ready!"

Lin Qingqing: "Ready!"

All the boys: "Huh?! What are you guys doing here?!"

Hu Yifei/Lin Qingqing: "Start already! Start already!"

No one cared anymore; Hu Yifei was practically a man, so let him watch if he wanted!

Lin Qingqing... Chen Xiaobai has no objections, so what else can they say?

Chen Xiaobai: It doesn't matter!

Lu Ziqiao pressed the start button, and everyone began to sway their heads left and right in sync with the camera.

......

Lin Qingqing: "That's it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Can anyone tell me how the guy who filmed this did it?"

Lu Ziqiao: "Why are all the images tilted?"

Guan Gu: "So far, all I've seen are barefoot feet walking around!"

Lu Zhanbo: "He must have fainted from seeing a girl!"

Guan Gu: "Will it stand up on the back?!"

Everyone: "Huh???"

Guan Gu: "I meant the camera lens!"

Chen Xiaobai: "Don't worry, it's like this at first, it'll be fine later!"

Everyone: "Oh!............Hmm???"

Suddenly the screen flashed and jumped to the next video, where Zeng Xiaoxian, with a toothbrush in his mouth and wrapped in a bath towel, jumped out and danced!

...(My level is too low to insert an image...)

Everyone: "..."

Chen Xiaobai, hugging the Transformer, chuckled, "Hehehe~~~"

......

The ten thousand words of dispute are omitted here!

The video ended with a long burp.

.........

the next day.

Lu Ziqiao received 50,000 yuan.

Day three.

Lu Ziqiao was carried back, along with a bill for 6 yuan...

This guy actually rented a limousine and parked it at the art school!

Then I picked up a group of people to... play Ludo...

He got so drunk that his boss didn't find him until the afternoon of the next day and brought him back.

So his rent was reduced by 10,000!

Fourth day.

He seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

He went to various shopping malls and clubs to spend money...

The bill was returned, and the rent was reduced by 20,000!

Day .

He went golfing again, and the rent was reduced by 10,000!

Day .

He's been sanctioned!

Chen Xiaobai told him firmly that no matter what bills there were, he would not pay them. The rent had already been paid to the landlord, and it was impossible to get a refund unless he moved out!

If he wants to eat free prison food or wash dishes, then he can continue to live a life of debauchery.

He gave up!

Perhaps it was fate; his million dollars dwindled to ten thousand in less than a week.

Day .

That's it. He seemed to have come to terms with reality; if he continued to live a carefree life, he wouldn't even have enough money for the last few months' rent.

I'm not going to keep fooling around like this!

......

Chen Xiaobai was also annoyed. He was cleaning up Chen Xiaobai's mess every day. Did Chen Xiaobai think he was some kind of genius?

Who cares? I just dragged Lin Qingqing on a date.

......

When I came back in the evening, I pushed open the door.

Chen Xiaobai was shocked, and Lin Qingqing was shocked too.

There sat a person whose head was swollen like a pig's head and wrapped up like a mummy, groaning and moaning.

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be Lü Ziqiao.

Chen Xiaobai walked over and teased, "Hey, isn't this our Little White Dragon of the Waves?!"

"You've had diarrhea for just one day?"

"I... Waaaaaah~ Waaaaah~ My life is so miserable~~~~~~"

......