Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Time flies by.

Chen Xiaobai suddenly realized that he had fallen into depravity.

I've actually become addicted!

However, he always believed that it was not his fault, because who could resist Liu Yifei's charm?

This day.

Chen Xiaobai resolved to abandon this absurd life and start afresh.

He got up, turned on his computer, looked at the countless numbers in his author account, clicked "withdraw," and then turned the computer off.

struggle?

It's impossible, it's impossible in this lifetime!

Even without mentioning his Bitcoin or rent, the income from this book alone is enough for him to live a carefree life!

Then what's the point of striving?

My biggest worry every day is how to persuade Qingqing to move over.

We've already reached a state of complete omniscience, where we both know each other.

But he stubbornly refused to agree.

They said that last time, due to a momentary lapse in defense, the city gates caught fire!

This is something we absolutely cannot agree to lightly!

"Ugh, what a mess, you chatterbox!"

Chen Xiaobai shook his head, made a self-deprecating laugh, and quietly walked out.

Qingqing is still sleeping. It's the weekend, and she was exhausted yesterday.

Let her get some rest!

It's been a long time since I went swimming at the swimming pool.

While washing up, Chen Xiaobai suddenly had a whim to go swimming, mainly because a new swimming pool had opened in the neighborhood and he'd heard it was pretty good!

Thinking about it like that, I started to get itchy.

Grab his swimming trunks, cap, and goggles, and casually grab a towel, head to room 3602, and call Guan Gu Ziqiao to go for a swim together.

The purpose of bringing them along is just to set them off. Imagine, two equally handsome guys, one on the left and one on the right, flanking a super handsome guy with sixteen-pack abs...

This is definitely the focus!

Even though he already has a girlfriend, it doesn't stop him from wanting to show off.

As we all know, most friendships consist of one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, one handsome and one ugly...

The same applies to female best friend groups; most of the best friends of pretty girls are not as good as them—fat, short, ugly...

Regardless of anything else, it's just that they can highlight each other, and their friendship will be very deep!

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3601.

“咚～咚咚！”

"Guan Gu, Zi Qiao, let's go swimming... Wow, Mei Jia, you're already changed! Do you have precognitive abilities?"

Chen Xiaobai knocked on the door, then pushed it open and went inside. He immediately saw Guan Gu holding flippers and wearing goggles, Meijia in her swimsuit with a swimming ring, and Lu Ziqiao... draped in a rag...

That's not the point. The point is that there's a... middle-aged man sitting on the sofa...

This face looks familiar!

"Ziqiao, aren't you going to introduce this person to me?" The middle-aged man stood up and said to Ziqiao with a smile.

"Oh, Xiaobai, this is my godfather!"

Lu Ziqiao immediately realized what was happening, stood up to introduce Chen Xiaobai, and then looked at his godfather, "Godfather, this is also my friend, his name is Chen Xiaobai, he's a writer! His books are very popular, the name is..."

"Oh?"

Ziqiao's godfather exclaimed in surprise, "You're the author of those two books? I even cursed you out on the forum back then! You stopped updating for two months, and it really worried me, hahaha~"

"Hehe~ Hello Godfather, it's an honor that you can appreciate my work!" Chen Xiaobai extended his hand and shook hands with him.

"Hey, when I couldn't sleep at night in a foreign land, it was all thanks to the warmth he gave me that felt like home. I should be thanking you, hahaha~"

"Thank you..."

Chen Xiaobai had just opened his mouth when Lu Ziqiao pulled him aside and interrupted him, "Alright, you two, stop thanking me. If you keep thanking me, I'll have to thank you too!"

"Alright, then you guys go have fun, I'll pack my luggage!" Alexandre Dumas glanced helplessly at Lu Ziqiao, then smiled nonchalantly.

"Hey, hey, hey Dad!"

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment and hurriedly grabbed Dumas, "I'm afraid you...you can't stay here."

"Because...because our prison has no empty cells!"

"Who said you can sleep on this sofa!" Chen Meijia suddenly walked over. As long as it's about Lu Ziqiao, it's always best to oppose him!

Lu Ziqiao quickly retorted, "No, it's very uncomfortable for the old man to sleep here."

Chen Xiaobai rolled her eyes at him, "Ziqiao, you really don't know your place. Meijia said you should sleep here, and let your godfather sleep in your room!"

"Guan Gu, quickly take your godfather to Zi Qiao's room!"

"Hey! Godfather, come with me!" Guan Gu immediately came over to guide him.

"Great, great! Let's do it this way!"

Alexandre Dumas stepped forward with a smile: "You can go swimming without worry. I'll prepare dinner for you at home!"

As he spoke, he picked up his briefcase and patted it, "I brought you authentic Harbin red sausage!"

"You'll definitely love it!"

As he spoke, Alexandre Dumas turned around and went back to his room to pack his things.

Watching his retreating figure, Guan Gu exclaimed, "Oh, Zi Qiao, your godfather is truly a man of great style! He's the most classy older Chinese man I've ever met!"

"And he's got personality, and he's really handsome!!!" Mika cheered excitedly.

Chen Xiaobai frowned and thought to himself, "This old man has insulted me, he must not be a good person!"

Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao spoke up from behind: "Isn't your aura very similar to mine?"

Everyone: "..."

"That's not important, listen!"

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Lu Ziqiao immediately changed the subject: "I'm not trying to talk bad about him behind his back. It's true that we have a good relationship, but there are some things I have to tell you!"

"What's wrong?" Guan Gu looked at him in confusion.

"First, don't buy anything he's trying to sell, no matter how cheap it is!"

“假冒伪劣产品？”

"No, but I guarantee you won't need it after you buy it. He can sell the refrigerator to Eskimos, auction off the tennis balls to Federer, and sell the wheelchair to football players!"

"The men's football team should buy wheelchairs; they'll need them sooner or later!" Meijia said seriously.

"I wrote this paragraph just for this sentence!"

Chen Xiaobai nodded, full of admiration: "Anyway, they're useless without legs, so they might as well donate them to sit in wheelchairs!"

"Don't interrupt!"

Lu Ziqiao agreed, but now was not the time to talk about that. "Secondly, don't accept any gifts from him!"

"Is he very rich?" Guan Gu asked in surprise.

"That's the problem: he'll say he doesn't have time to buy a gift, and then write you a check!"

Chen Meijia happily counted on her fingers: "That's great! I can buy my own clothes, snacks, and comics!"

Lu Ziqiao: "I hope that check will actually be cashed. If it bounces, you'll be fined by the bank!"

"Does your godfather like to make empty promises?" Guan Gu was shocked.

Chen Xiaobai asked curiously, "Could you ask my godfather to write me a check for 100 million? I've never seen what a check looks like before. I want to keep it as a souvenir."

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