Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

"Sister~~~"

"Just kidding!"

Hu Yifei patted him on the shoulder, "Go, go out and attack, go fight, go get phone numbers. As a man, this is a required course for you!"

"This matter is extremely urgent and cannot be delayed for even a moment!"

"What is this that's extremely urgent! We can't delay!" Lin Qingqing, who had wandered over with Chen Xiaobai, overheard the two plotting something.

"I'm teaching Zhanbo how to strike up conversations, so that our Hu family can have more children!"

"gourd?"

Chen Xiaobai smacked his lips. "What kind of gourd is this? It's amazing! Is it filled with the water of the Mother-Child River? It can even branch out and grow leaves!"

"Hahaha~ Sister Yifei was referring to their surnames, you've gone too far!"

Lin Qingqing couldn't help but laugh out loud, patting Chen Xiaobai on the shoulder and laughing.

Hu Yifei seemed not to hear, smiling broadly, then, as if she had discovered a new continent, she grabbed Chen Xiaobai.

"Since you're here, Xiaobai, teach my brother how to strike up a conversation and give him a demonstration!"

"Ah I?"

Chen Xiaobai stared at Hu Yifei in disbelief. "Are you serious? This could kill someone!"

"Sister Yifei, it was just a joke, are you trying to kill me?!"

"Who's joking with you? I'm serious!"

Hu Yifei narrowed her eyes and said, then looked at Lin Qingqing, "Qingqing, lend me your boyfriend for a bit, he can be my little brother's tutor and I'll return him to you!"

Chen Xiaobai immediately looked at Lin Qingqing expectantly, silently chanting in his heart, "Don't agree, don't agree, don't agree..."

However, Lin Qingqing only squinted at Chen Xiaobai for a moment before turning her head away and saying, word by word:

"Great! I'd love to see how Xiaobai starts a conversation!"

Chen Xiaobai: My girlfriend wants me to flirt with other girls, how do I break this situation? I need help urgently!

......

Hu Yifei turned to Chen Xiaobai with a beaming smile: "Is everything alright now, Xiaobai?!"

"Have..."

"Um?!"

"no!"

Chen Xiaobai stood at attention, speaking with righteous indignation and displaying an extremely upright attitude of "if not me, then who?"

"That's more like it!" Hu Yifei was very satisfied with his attitude.

Lu Zhanbo walked up to Chen Xiaobai and said, "Thank you, Brother Xiaobai!"

Chen Xiaobai gritted his teeth and glared at the guy in front of him, a piece of trash who only cared about getting things done!

Call me Brother Xiaobai when you need something, otherwise just call me Xiaobai!

"Watch closely, I'll only teach you once!"

After speaking with a cold face, Chen Xiaobai walked towards a girl in front of him.

Lu Zhanbo then took out a pen, grabbed a napkin, and started taking notes!

As he walked down the street, he picked up a glass of wine and approached her, saying softly, "Hello, my name is Lü Ziqiao. May I have a drink with you?"

Bingbing looked up and saw an extremely handsome man striking up a conversation with her. She was incredibly excited, and just as she was about to say something, she suddenly remembered that she should be reserved.

"Of course! Mr. Ziqiao, just call me Bingbing!"

Can I have your phone number?

Chen Xiaobai smiled, quite confident in his looks. After all, he was only one point less handsome than the readers, so he was naturally good-looking!

"Wow!!! I, I, okay!!!" Bingbing was so excited that she couldn't speak coherently. She immediately took out her phone, just about to say something.

Chen Xiaobai took her phone, made a call to himself, deleted his own number, and then called Lu Zhanbo.

He then handed the phone back to Bingbing, raised his glass and clinked it against hers, saying, "Have fun, I have something to do!"

"Ah, okay~ okay!!"

......

Once back with the others, Chen Xiaobai avoided Lin Qingqing's dangerous gaze and turned to Lu Zhanbo: "Did you learn it?"

“I’ve wasted my time…” Lu Zhanbo slowly raised his head, revealing a bewildered look in his eyes.

After giving him the phone number, Chen Xiaobai grabbed Lin Qingqing and turned to leave, not caring whether she learned it or not, since he hadn't charged her any tuition!

Moreover, Qingqing was clearly jealous; the sour smell emanating from her could be detected from a great distance.

Well, now you've got a whole night of trouble for trying to be clever!

I still don't know how to coax her!

......

Meanwhile, Zhanbo blinked his clear eyes at Hu Yifei, "Sister~~~"

"Wanyu, you're back again!"

Hu Yifei was instantly jolted awake. She looked left and right and saw Wan Yu. She immediately pulled Wan Yu over and then retreated. This guy was no good.

You can't teach him, you simply can't teach him!

Lu Zhanbo looked up and was instantly stunned.

Lin Wanyu had folded a large stack of tissues in her hand, roughly estimated to be several hundred!

Are there really this many people in this small room tonight?

How did they get in? It must have been packed!

"You, all of these are contact methods? How come you have so many?"

"I don't know either. Maybe it's like stocks. Everyone says to buy when prices are rising, not falling. The higher the price goes, the more people will buy. Conversely, if no one is interested, no one will buy!"

"So the more phone numbers I have, the more I have. I don't even need to say anything; people line up and fight to give them to me. It's that simple!"

Lin Wanyu used the most sincere and concise words to point out Lu Zhanbo's sore spot: he was that stock that no one had ever paid attention to...

Just then, another person arrived and consciously placed the tissue in Lin Wanyu's hand, saying, "Miss, this is my phone number!"

After finishing, they turned and left, not caring whether Wanyu wanted it or whether there would be a response. It seemed to have become a trend; those who didn't give a phone number would be looked down upon...

Whether or not it's contemptible is unimportant; for Lu Zhanbo, it was indeed a heavy blow.

Pass through the heart!

Lu Zhanbo looked at the phone number Chen Xiaobai had just given him. Should he give it a try himself?

I crumpled the tissue into a ball, intending to throw it in the trash can, but hesitated and couldn't bear to.

He put it back in his pocket.

If we fail later, at least we'll have a backup plan!

However, there was someone who was even more upset than him at that moment, and that was Chen Xiaobai!

Lin Qingqing sat there and didn't say a word, no amount of coaxing worked!

Some say that an angry girl is harder to calm down than a pig during Chinese New Year, and there's some truth to that.

Anyway, she's quite stubborn!

She just agreed to let Chen Xiaobai go, but now she's angry again!

He sat down on the sofa, getting angrier and angrier, and suddenly slapped his thigh!

Snapped!

No, I can't stand this!

He took out his phone, found Zeng Xiaoxian's number, and dialed it.

Meanwhile, Zeng Xiaoxian was still sitting in the audience at the community performance venue, waiting for the show to begin.

Just now.

"If I were a firebird..."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pressed the answer button, smiled apologetically at those around him, and then picked it up and put it to his ear: "Hey, Xiaobai, where are you guys? Why am I the only one here?"

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, there's no time to explain! Run! Run out of the performance venue, quick, quick, quick, quick!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: (???)......

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Godfathers, we've finally left the palace! Thank you for your unwavering support all this time. I kneel in gratitude to all my godfathers!

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I'm so grateful to all of you, Daniel Wu and Li Yifei!!!