Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy
Chapter 82 As long as I don't look back, there's no danger!
After half an hour.
Two freshly made fried rice dishes were placed in front of Chen Xiaobai and Lin Qingqing.
Zhanbo realized he had made a big mistake and immediately began to fawn over him, offering him a spoon and tissues.
"Zhanbo~, remember this: from today onwards, you must sleep with one eye open, one eye open!!!"
Hu Yifei got angry just looking at him. He'd been eating her fried rice for twenty years, and now he was eating it wrong!
Does this traitor think everyone else is a fool?
He did it on purpose, and it wasn't accidental.
He did it on purpose, it was an accident!!!
Startled, Lu Zhanbo pulled Chen Xiaobai over, trembling. "Are you sure you can choose her? Maybe I should wait for Teacher Zeng!"
"If she loses again this time, the roof of this house will be ripped off!"
"Heh! Who do you think you are!" Chen Xiaobai turned his head and sat down in front of the two servings of fried rice.
He and Lin Qingqing exchanged a glance, then simultaneously picked up their spoons, scooping one spoonful at the left and one at the right.
Close your eyes and savor it...
He suddenly opened his eyes, a smile playing on his lips, "I already have the answer!"
"I have my answer too!"
Lin Qingqing raised her hand without waiting for a response.
At this moment, Wanyu also jumped over and asked in surprise, "Which bowl is tastier? Tell me quickly!"
"Wait, I'll count to three, and you both point to that bowl at the same time." Lu Zhanbo suddenly stopped the two of them.
"Okay!" x4
one......
two......
three!
Everyone: "???"
"How is this going?"
Lu Zhanbo exclaimed in surprise.
Chen Xiaobai was referring to the bowl on his right, which was facing him, and Lin Qingqing was too.
That's fine.
The problem is that the two of them are sitting facing each other!
This means that one of them will inevitably make the wrong choice, and like Zhanbo, will suffer Hu Yifei's punishment...
"Damn it, what's going on here!" Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips and couldn't help but swear.
Lin Wanyu was also a little annoyed, "Yeah, so how do you calculate who wins and who loses?"
Chen Xiaobai looked at Lin Qingqing with sympathy, "Qingqing, it's okay if you made the wrong choice. You can move here with me later, and I'll protect you!"
"Um... how about we check which of the two bowls of fried rice belongs to which one?"
Lin Qingqing was also somewhat worried. Had she actually chosen... the right one?
Zhanbo was quick; before he could finish speaking, he picked up the bowl to check it. The bowl Chen Xiaobai was pointing to clearly had a name written on it.
......
Chen Xiaobai suddenly leaned back, his eyes unfocused. Oh no! He'd made the wrong choice?!
Creak~ Creak~~~
A sound of clenched teeth came from behind Chen Xiaobai. Chen Xiaobai knew who was behind him, but he didn't turn around to look.
There is no danger as long as you don't look back!
However, danger was unwilling to let him go, and a strange voice slowly rose;
"Little Bai~~~, do you have medical insurance?"
"I......"
at this time.
Bang!
Zeng Xiaoxian walked in with a blank look in his eyes. Chen Xiaobai felt a chill run down his spine and tried to stand up, but a soft, delicate hand pressed him firmly down on the chair.
Can't move!
Chen Xiaobai: You call this weak and powerless? Delicate hands?
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian walked in, he shouted, "Is there anything to eat? I'm starving!"
After saying that, his eyes fell on the two bowls of fried rice with eggs that Zhanbo was holding on the table.
"Great, thank you for the fried rice!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, then pounced on the bowl like a hungry dog and began to wolf it down!
Having almost finished her bowl, she set her sights on the bowl in Zhanbo's hand, "Aww~~~, give it to me!"
"Huh? Here, take it!"
Lu Zhanbo was startled by his fierce gaze and trembled as he handed over the fried rice in his hand.
Zeng Xiaoxian took it and wolfed it down again.
Chen Xiaobai suddenly swallowed, feeling a bit hungry...
He ate both bowls of rice clean, not a single grain left, before finally putting down the bowls with satisfaction, patting his stomach, and letting out a "burp."
He smiled with satisfaction, then stood up and patted Hu Yifei on the shoulder. "Yifei, your cooking skills have declined. The second bowl wasn't very good; it was tasteless, but it wasn't bad either!"
After saying that, he prepared to go back and rest for a while.
"Ok?"
Hu Yifei suddenly looked at him in surprise, grabbed him, and questioned, "What did you just say? Say it again?"
"Hey, I've been washing dishes all day, I'm exhausted. Even if you're unhappy with me, wait until tomorrow. I have to work tonight, can't you let me go home and get some sleep?"
Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Hu Yifei was unhappy with what he said and wanted to vent her anger on him, so he begged for forgiveness repeatedly.
God have mercy, I've had the worst luck these past few days. It's just that the outcome was good, otherwise I would have collapsed long ago!
Hu Yifei, losing patience with his long-winded speech, yelled, "Stop talking nonsense! Just say what you're told!!!"
"I'll tell you, I'll tell you, the second bowl didn't taste as good as the first one. Were you distracted when you were cooking the second batch?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said, trembling, "I'm telling you, please don't hit me!"
"Hahahaha, two to one, I won!!!"
The expected slap didn't come. Instead, Hu Yifei hugged him and bounced around. Then she took the empty bowl and ran off to wash the dishes while humming a song.
Seeing an opportunity, Chen Xiaobai, taking advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was not on him, gave Lin Qingqing a wink, then activated his stealth ability and carefully fled towards the door.
Just kidding, we've provoked two people to come, now's the time to run!
Zeng Xiaoxian was completely bewildered. He picked at his teeth and glanced at Lu Zhanbo, pointing to his head and cautiously asking, "Does your sister... have something wrong with her head?"
"Congratulations, Teacher Zeng!"
Tears of joy, welling in Lu Zhanbo's eyes as he gripped Zeng Xiaoxian's hands tightly, cried out, "You survived! I survived! Xiaobai survived too!!!"
"What are you saying! I don't understand."
Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused. "What did you say? I live, you live, Xiaobai... wait!"
"You just mentioned Xiaobai? Xiaobai's here too? Where is he?! Where did he go?"
"He... just ran out the door before you asked that question! What do you want with him?" Lu Zhanbo pointed to the door and asked, somewhat puzzled.
"Why would I want to see him? Good question!"
Zeng Xiaoxian clenched his fists, turned and ran outside, shouting, "I'll take his life!!!"
"Chen Xiaobai, you stop right there!!!"
Hu Yifei was startled by Zeng Xiaoxian's shout, then grabbed a kitchen knife and chased after him, yelling, "Chen Xiaobai, you'd better give me your life!"
Lin Qingqing was instantly stunned. Pointing at Hu Yifei's back, she stammered, "Have she, she, she's always been this brave?"
She's been learning a lot of words from Chen Xiaobai lately, and here they are!
"Remove the word '吗' and replace the question mark with an exclamation mark!" Lu Zhanbo shrugged and said helplessly.
Suddenly, a furious roar came from the hallway outside: "Lu Zhanbo, you'd better give me your life too!!!"
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