Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

"Bang bang bang!"

"Chen Xiaobai, you shameless bastard! If you have the guts to do that kind of thing, then come out here!"

"Chen Xiaobai, come out here!!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood angrily in front of room 3603, looking like he was determined to fight to the death.

Chen Xiaobai leaned against the door, leisurely drinking juice, and only responded when the sounds outside subsided.

"Teacher Zeng, don't waste your energy. This door was specially replaced with a steel door. If your hand doesn't hurt, then keep hitting it!"

"But I advise you to go apologize to Lisa first; she's still issuing a warrant for your arrest on the radio!"

"Holy crap, I knew my hand hurt so much!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't realize it at first, but after hearing what Chen Xiaobai said, he instantly felt his hand throbbing. He glanced at the door unwillingly and stormed off.

"I'm warning you, I'll kill you when I get back!!!"

It's not that he had no other choice, it's that he really wanted to go to Lisa and apologize!

A day has passed since he got drunk.

Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't go to work; he...spent his heart again!

So, out of a sense of helping, Chen Xiaobai kindly arranged to meet Lisa for him.

To repay him for the VIP badge he had once given him, he specially booked a high-end restaurant, something like... a couples' restaurant?

It seems to be this one, but restaurants always like to use this kind of gimmick.

Actually, Chen Xiaobai didn't want to talk to him, but Zeng Xiaoxian asked him for the VIP badge yesterday, saying he wanted to give it to Ziqiao so that Ziqiao could plead for him!

Please, how could he possibly have that badge? He's already given it to a reader. If you don't believe me, let him ask around!

But as luck would have it, Lin Qingqing overheard it!

And so... I was doomed, all in one day!

I haven't seen Qingqing all day!!!

Even just letting me smell it would be fine!

Thinking of Zeng Xiaoxian, Chen Xiaobai couldn't help but curse, "You beast!!!"

Why did he have to say it when Qingqing happened to be passing by? He's blind! I tried so hard to see with my eyes, but he just couldn't see it!

So, it's not his fault for helping him make the appointment with Lisa; in fact, he should thank us!

Otherwise, wouldn't he lose his job?!

and many more!

Chen Xiaobai suddenly discovered a blind spot.

Lisa is Zeng Xiaoxian's boss!

Lin Qingqing is Lisa's best friend!

Then I'll whisper some sweet nothings in her ear...hehehehehe...

Teacher Zeng, you don't want to lose your job, do you? Hehehe...

Chen Xiaobai's mouth had become crooked at some point...

......

Bar downstairs.

Chen Xiaobai looked at Lü Ziqiao with a puzzled expression; he had been staring at his phone for quite some time.

"Ziqiao, what are you doing?"

"I'm surfing the internet! This phone can't make calls, but the internet speed is pretty fast. I can watch videos on YouTube, chat with my sister, and even visit the Love Apartment website!"

"Shanzhai phones are awesome!"

Chen Xiaobai suddenly realized that mobile phones these days could access the internet, though their functions were limited. He remembered the days when he would hide under the covers at night to browse the internet...

I woke up to find my phone bill had been charged, meaning I'll definitely be eating stir-fried pork with chili peppers tonight...

Lin Wanyu suddenly became interested: "What's your name on the Love Apartment website? I want to add you as a friend, but I can't find you, or Xiaobai!"

"What keywords did you search for about us?" Lu Ziqiao asked without looking up.

Chen Xiaobai also looked over curiously.

"Lu Ziqiao, Chen Xiaobai?"

"Wrong!" x2

The two spoke at the same time, leaving Lin Wanyu completely stunned.

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone, "I have a new online name now: The Rejector!"

"My online name isn't as vulgar as his; it's called 'Kick the Cripple's Good Leg'!"

Chen Xiaobai distanced himself from Lu Ziqiao.

"Pfft! Hahahaha, what kind of names are these?!"

Hu Yifei suddenly spat out a mouthful of water, slapping the sofa and laughing unrestrainedly.

Lin Wanyu couldn't help but chuckle, "Hahaha, yeah, you guys are so boring. This name sounds like it doesn't belong to a normal person, and Ziqiao is so fake!"

Lu Ziqiao squinted and glanced over, saying dismissively, "You're an amateur. This is a sophisticated username. The newbie's is too abstract!"

"I've only gone into a more abstract way. Lu Ziqiao's name reveals his true nature. Try removing the radical from his online name!"

Chen Xiaobai immediately exposed Lu Ziqiao's deception.

"Alright, alright, neither of you are any good!"

Hu Yifei stepped forward to smooth things over, then suddenly asked in surprise, "Where's that bastard Zeng Xiaoxian? He doesn't go to work during the day... Wait, he didn't go to work yesterday either!"

"Yes, where did Teacher Zeng go?" Lin Wanyu tilted her head and asked in agreement.

Lu Ziqiao waved to them, and after they got closer, he said mysteriously, "I just saw him on Apartment Road. He was changing clothes, it looks like he's going on a date!"

"Changing clothes?"

"Dating?!!!"

......

"Stop guessing, I know where he went!"

Chen Xiaobai watched Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu's excited discussion, thinking that if he didn't tell them soon, Teacher Zeng would begin his turbulent life.

They could probably even come up with names for his children.

Lin Wanyu: "Where did you go?"

Hu Yifei: "Hurry up and tell me, stop being so mysterious and beating around the bush!"

"Hey, is this how you ask for a favor?" Chen Xiaobai turned his head away, thinking, "I'm not going to say anything!"

"three!......"

......

"Teacher Zeng is going to apologize to Lisa at the Rose Restaurant at noon."

Chen Xiaobai finished speaking in one breath, without even adding a punctuation mark. It wasn't that he was afraid of Hu Yifei's "Flick of the Flash," but there was no need for it. From the bottom of his heart, he was very happy to help his friend!

"Really!"

Hu Yifei's interest was immediately piqued, her eyes lighting up. Then she looked at Chen Xiaobai with a puzzled expression, "How did you know? We didn't know!"

"Because I made the reservation for Lisa, and I also helped him book the Rose restaurant. It's a high-end restaurant, super expensive!"

Chen Xiaobai proudly patted his chest. Who dares to say that he is not good to his friends? He has been working himself to the bone for Teacher Zeng!

"Rose Restaurant? Oh! I remember now, that famous couples' restaurant!"

Lin Wanyu felt that the restaurant's name sounded familiar, and after a moment's thought, she remembered it and exclaimed in surprise.

For some reason, after Lin Wanyu finished speaking, Chen Xiaobai suddenly shuddered and tightened his coat. It seemed that the temperature had dropped a bit recently!

"Then...why don't we go take a look?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up.

Hu Yifei's eyes darted around, and she coughed lightly, "Ahem... this isn't a good idea..."

"Let's go, Feifei. We've got nothing else to do anyway, so we can go and say a few good words for Teacher Zeng. Lisa forgave Teacher Zeng right away, didn't she?!"

Lin Wanyu was clearly tempted. Seeing that Hu Yifei seemed reluctant to go, she immediately crossed her arms and started to wag her arms and act coquettishly.

"Well... okay then~"

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