Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Your brain is deceiving you!

Lu Ziqiao tapped Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead, "You're overthinking things, that's why you don't know how to get rid of Laura!"

"You're overthinking it. You don't know how to face Yifei!"

"So when you should have taken things further, you chose to run away and moved into our room."

"Now that Yifei has a boyfriend, you're confused and don't know what to do. You want to run away again. Do you want Yifei to break up with her boyfriend and come to you?"

"Stop joking, buddy!"

"I suggest you give your malfunctioning pig brain a rest before it issues the next wrong instruction!"

After saying that, Lü Ziqiao pointed to the five glasses of vodka on the table.

"Ziqiao~ Xiaobai~" Zeng Xiaoxian waved to them.

Lu Ziqiao approached suspiciously, while Chen Xiaobai moved further away, secretly pursing his lips. There are always treacherous subjects trying to harm me!

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Chen Xiaobai, said nothing, immediately put his arm around Lu Ziqiao, and shouted, "I think you guys are out of your minds!"

Lu Ziqiao wasn't angry. He picked at his ear, pointed at the wine glass, and said, "I don't want to hear what I think, I want to hear what I drink!"

“Ziqiao is right, Teacher Zeng!” Chen Meijia rarely spoke up for Lü Ziqiao. “This can stimulate your subconscious!”

Seeing that he had no one to turn to, Zeng Xiaoxian thought of Guan Gu again: "You guys are so boring, Guan Gu, what do you say to them!"

"Yeah, you guys are so boring." When Guan Gu saw that he was mentioned, he looked around before speaking cautiously. Afraid of incurring everyone's wrath, he suddenly changed the subject.

"But you should drink!"

The crowd began to clap and cheer, "Drink!"

"drink!"

"drink!"

"drink!"

"drink!"

......

Seeing that he had no other choice and was now forced into a corner, Zeng Xiaoxian could only raise his hand to stop them, pick up a glass of wine, and down it in one gulp.

"Ah, I will prove to you how wise my decision was!"

"Snapped!"

He slammed the glass down on the table, picked up the second glass, and downed it in one gulp.

"It's all thanks to my invincible brain!"

"Snapped!"

The third cup!

"Alcohol doesn't work on me!"

"Snapped!"

The fourth cup...

"A man needs to be rational, and I am the man who can always remain rational!"

"Snapped!"

The fifth cup!

My brain...

"Kuang Ji~"

......

the next day!

3602.

Chen Xiaobai and Lin Qingqing bought breakfast early this morning and are here enjoying some melon seeds!

But today is destined to be lively.

"This is boring, really boring! Even Teacher Zeng can't handle this!"

Chen Xiaobai found it extremely boring and picked up a piece of egg to put into Lin Qingqing's mouth.

Chen Meijia said jealously, "That's enough, you two, coming over so early in the morning to show off your love!"

Heaven have mercy, who knows how I've been these past few months? If I had known, I should have just forced the "love at first sight" thing into Chen Xiaobai's mouth, it would have been so sweet!

"You go ahead and eat, I came here specifically to treat you to breakfast!"

Lu Zhanbo: "Thank you so much!"

Lin Qingqing: Twist~

......

Just then, Zeng Xiaoxian stumbled out of a room.

He was wearing a black leather jacket and had seven or eight band-aids stuck to his face.

Chen Meijia saw him first, and looked at the room behind him with a puzzled expression. "Teacher Zeng~~~ What are you doing in Guan Gu's room?"

"I also want to know?"

"Teacher Zeng, what happened to your face?" Lu Zhanbo asked Zeng Xiaoxian in confusion.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked distressed, reached out to touch it, but immediately pushed it away in pain, saying with a wronged and confused expression, "I want to know too?"

Everyone rushed over, and Chen Meijia asked in confusion, "You don't remember anything?"

"I want to know too!!! What exactly happened last night? Can anyone tell me!!!" Zeng Xiaoxian cried hysterically.

"Don't worry, we'll help you remember!" Lu Zhanbo helped Zeng Xiaoxian up.

Zhanbo's Memories!

Last night, 8:54PM

At that time, everyone was chatting and reading newspapers, and Chen Xiaobai and Lin Qingqing were chatting together with their arms around each other.

A bartender walked over and asked, "Gentlemen, are you satisfied with our new vodka?"

"Very satisfied, didn't you see all the bottles are empty?!" Guan Gu said, a hint of drunkenness in his voice.

"Please enjoy your meal!" the bartender said before leaving.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao glanced at the time and suddenly sat up: "Oh no, I made plans to sing karaoke with four beautiful girls, bye-bye!"

"Hey, Ziqiao, your jacket!" Guan Gu called out to Lu Ziqiao, reminding him.

Lu Ziqiao grabbed the jacket and tossed it to Guan Gu: "Hold this for me, and don't forget to take it back for me!"

"It's so cold outside..."

"Give it to me, I'd like to try it on, I'm thinking of buying one!" Chen Xiaobai promptly reminded him.

He took it from Guan Gu, put it on immediately, and casually reached into his pocket...

"Ziqiao, you didn't bring your phone!" Chen Xiaobai took out his phone and handed it to Lü Ziqiao.

Thanks! Love you~

Lu Ziqiao caught a flying kiss and then ran away anxiously.

"roll!"

Chen Xiaobai felt extremely disgusted.

"Do you want a leather jacket?" Lin Qingqing asked, puzzled.

"I don't want it, what about my whole cabinet of them!"

Lin Qingqing: ? ? ?

Subtext;

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Weren't you supposed to be helping me remember? Why am I not in it?"

Chen Meijia: "Don't rush, go throw up!"

......

The recollection continues:

"Teacher Zeng!!!"

Guan Gu suddenly saw Zeng Xiaoxian crawling back from the toilet and ran over in alarm to help him up. "Are you alright?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, slightly drunk, gave a thumbs-up, "Hiccup...!"

Everyone felt nauseous from the strong smell of alcohol. Chen Xiaobai quickly protected Lin Qingqing and whispered, "Why don't you go back to sleep? You have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Um, I'm a little reluctant to leave. I have a feeling there's some big juicy gossip coming up, so I'll wait a bit longer!" Lin Qingqing's eyes were already blazing with excitement as she said this.

Zeng Xiaoxian, drunk and slumped on top of Guan Gu, said, "Let me tell you, I haven't thrown up since I graduated from university in '97!"

Chen Meijia said awkwardly, "Your record is really impressive!"

Chen Xiaobai thought to himself: How old are you anyway? One minute you're a rooster, the next a dog, and now you've graduated from university in '97...

“But today, my record has been broken…” Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly burst into tears.

Lu Zhanbo comforted him, "Teacher Zeng, even if your record has been broken, you still have many more records to keep!"

"Yes, for example, you are the only one who holds the record of being the most resistant to beatings in the iPartment!" Sekiya took up the topic.

Chen Xiaobai explained to Qingqing in a low voice, "Because everyone else is dead, Hu Yifei did it..."

"Stop talking!"

Zeng Xiaoxian slammed his hand on the table and roared, "I want to eat egg fried rice!"

Lu Zhanbo: "Fried rice with egg?"

Chen Meijia: "Looks like my subconscious is about to explode!"

Chen Xiaobai: "Should we make him drink another bottle? Two bottles might not be enough, right? Let's make the subconscious attack even more intense!!!"

Everyone: "..."

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Bonus chapter is here!

Godfathers! Godfathers! Godfathers! (I'm saying it three times because it's important!)

I want everything! I want everything! I want everything!

I kneel in gratitude to all my godfathers!!!