Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Upon seeing Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian's panicked heart immediately calmed down, and he arrogantly said to Laura:

"Yes, I have someone I like!"

"What?!?!" Laura's eyes widened instantly, and she asked in disbelief.

“It’s her, Hu! Yi! Fei!” Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to Hu Yi Fei beside him and said, word by word.

Hu Yifei was completely baffled. "Why did you call me?"

It's too late to say, then soon!

Zeng Xiaoxian pounced like a vicious dog, and to Hu Yifei's bewildered gaze, he performed a French kiss...

"I wonder if he's drawing English letters," Chen Xiaobai murmured.

"What do you mean by drawing English letters?" Wanyu asked blankly from the side.

"It's... not suitable for children, don't ask anymore!"

"Oh~"

......

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly released his grip, and Wang, exuding domineering aura, pushed Hu Yifei onto the sofa, then turned and looked coldly at Laura: "Any more questions?"

Laura glared at Zeng Xiaoxian, then turned and left angrily.

"Wait, Laura!" Chen Xiaobai quickly stood up to stop her.

"Hmm?" Everyone looked at Chen Xiaobai in confusion, but he didn't explain and walked directly to Laura's side.

"You're... Zeng Xiaoxian's roommate?" Laura narrowed her eyes, suddenly smiled, and reached out to put her hand on Chen Xiaobai's shoulder: "Do you also want to be friends with me?"

"Who are you insulting? Who wants to be friends with you!" Chen Xiaobai backed away repeatedly, making no attempt to hide his disgust.

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I just wanted to remind you that your incident has been publicized. Don't forget to check Weibo and Tianya when you get back." He then waved his hand, indicating that she could leave.

"What do you mean?" Laura said, enunciating each word clearly, her face visibly turning ugly.

Unfortunately, Chen Xiaobai didn't seem inclined to explain anything to him, let alone to the others.

She had no choice but to turn and leave. Just as she stepped out of the bar, her phone rang, displaying the name "President" on the screen!

With an extremely strong sense of foreboding, I pressed the answer button. "Hello, President?"

"You son of a bitch, you stinking bastard... (ten thousand words omitted here)... you're fired!"

Laura put down her phone listlessly and staggered away, looking utterly lost.

......

And in the bar.

Hu Yifei was still wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth in a daze when Zeng Xiaoxian, after his moment of melancholy, ran straight back to his apartment.

Only Chen Xiaobai was surrounded by a cacophony of chatter in his ears.

"Xiaobai, what did you do?"

"Xiaobai, you wouldn't happen to have a crush on her, would you?"

"Little Bai, please don't do anything rash!"

......

"Stop!" Chen Xiaobai shouted, utterly overwhelmed. "You can ask one by one, I'm not going to run away... Wanyu, you ask first!"

"What did you mean by what you just said to Laura?" Lin Wanyu immediately raised her hand to ask.

Chen Xiaobai directly called to the bartender and asked him to bring a computer to borrow.

After the computer arrived, I logged onto Tianya and Weibo, letting them see for themselves while I explained things to them.

"To put it simply, I hired the guy downstairs to hack into her computer and phone, compiled a list of all her lovers, and then hired some online trolls..."

As he spoke, Chen Xiaobai shrugged and pointed to the content on the computer: "And then things escalated to this point. I reckon Laura has already been fired!"

In this era, people have very few forms of entertainment, and the general public is particularly enthusiastic about gossip. In addition, due to the limitations of the internet, once a big scandal is exposed, people don't have to worry about the rest.

The kind-hearted residents of Chaoyang District will help!

Now even the news is reporting on her—is she a famous reporter? Or a famous prostitute? Behind all this lies a loss of conscience, moral decay, or a distortion of humanity. Stay tuned...

Shocking! Her story with 108 boyfriends!

National Geographic Magazine: This person is a temporary employee of our company. The incident occurred due to issues with his personal conduct. We are now...

"Xiao Bai, you've got it!" Lu Ziqiao praised, giving a thumbs up.

The others also gave him a thumbs up in admiration.

Chen Xiaobai waved his hand, "Nonsense, what does it have to do with me? It's all thanks to Mr. Wang, the kind citizen. We are all good citizens!"

......

the next day.

"I opened the window this morning, and my mood... Teacher Zeng, what are you doing here?"

Chen Xiaobai had just strolled onto the balcony, humming a song, intending to go next door for a free meal, when he unexpectedly saw Zeng Xiaoxian hunched over on the balcony, looking rather lewd...

"Shh!!! Keep your voice down!" Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely nervous and quickly came over. "Xiaobai, help me, I'm doomed!"

"You won't die, Teacher Zeng. Don't block my way. I still need to help Qingqing move after I finish breakfast!"

Chen Xiaobai yawned. As for the love-hate relationship between this future couple, he missed Qingqing, whom he hadn't seen all night, and had no interest in caring about them at all!

"Don't go, Xiaobai!!!" Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Chen Xiaobai. "Just for a little while, help me, and I'll treat you to a scallion pancake!"

"Um... let me make this clear first, I'm not doing this for your scallion pancake, it's just friends helping each other out. Also, if there's no other way... the scallion pancake is non-refundable!"

Chen Xiaobai thought for a moment. It would be so convenient for someone to go and buy him breakfast. Besides, he also wanted to try Zeng Xiaoxian's special hand-pulled pancake.

The two went straight downstairs from 3602 and headed straight for the breakfast stall.

On the way, Zeng Xiaoxian looked troubled: "Xiaobai, do you think Hu Yifei will kill me?"

"will not!"

"Huh? What do you say?"

"Because murder is illegal!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "...What you said makes so much sense, could it make any more sense?!"

"Alright, I'm not teasing you anymore. Don't worry, Hu Yifei definitely won't care about these things!" Chen Xiaobai waved his hand quickly when he saw that he was getting a little impatient.

"If you like her, just go after her, and everything will be fine."

"I like her?!" A flicker of panic crossed Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes, but he quickly suppressed it and said firmly:

"That's ridiculous! How could I possibly like her? She's a complete violent woman, more manly than a man. She humiliates and bullies me all the time. I wish I could bite her!"

"Didn't you already nibble on it?"

"Ok?"

"Oh...it's nothing!" Chen Xiaobai quickly changed the subject, trying to calm the man who was extremely panicked and conflicted, and said earnestly:

"Then just go and apologize to her frankly. She won't do anything to you; on the contrary, she'll think more highly of you!"

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him suspiciously, and then, remembering how aggressive Hu Yifei had been with a kitchen knife that morning, he suddenly shuddered.

"Snapped!"

Chen Xiaobai has another big neck injury!

"Hey, why did you hit me?" Zeng Xiaoxian instantly sobered up, clutching his neck and protesting.

"We're here, hurry up and order and pay!" Chen Xiaobai pointed helplessly to the scallion pancake stall that was already a body length away.

......

Another extra chapter! My hands are practically smoking from all the swinging!

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