Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

"Yes, but I mainly provide logistical support, like popcorn and sunflower seeds when it starts!"

Wanyu stuffed two popcorn kernels into her mouth and crunched as she spoke.

Before Lu Ziqiao could respond, Chen Meijia sneered and moved closer, holding a large pair of scissors, and began to trace patterns on his body.

"Ziqiao, do you even know that you should flush after using the toilet?"

"I know, I know, I'll definitely change in the future! Let me go, Mika!!!"

Lu Ziqiao cried and screamed, trying desperately to break free of his restraints. Finally, he resigned himself to his fate and said weakly:

"Who tied this rope like that? Weren't you afraid of getting 'wind' (a slang term for being caught in a storm)...?"

After Lu Ziqiao's voice quieted down a bit, Chen Xiaobai stepped out from behind the camera:

"Brother Ziqiao, I'm the one who tied you up. Don't blame me. Who told you to lie to Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng?"

And most importantly, he even used my name to seduce me!

I recently went to a bar, and Danny told me that if I keep going like this, I'll end up on a bar's wanted list!

"As for Feng? Me, afraid of him?!"

I didn't write anything at all, so how could I possibly write anything? Otherwise, I would have just casually written four chapters!

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao's face turned green, and he hurriedly declared, "I will never use it again, I swear!"

"And Teacher Zeng, and Yifei!"

I confess, I didn't actually want to. The notes you saw were all lyrics by Stefanie Sun!

I...I told a girl that I'm the president of the Stefanie Sun fan club, and that I only memorized the lyrics to get with Niu!

Let me go!!!

"Waaaaah~ Help!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the three people beside him with feigned profundity: "Eh~, it's not surprising that patients with lust often have these strange fantasies!"

“Mental patients never admit they are sick!” Hu Yifei said with a serious expression.

"Stop dawdling!" Chen Xiaobai said, stepping back to create space for maneuver.

"It seems Ziqiao's condition is quite serious. We need to get him treated quickly!!!"

"Okay!" Hu Yifei agreed, covered her eyes, and pressed the switch.

"what!!!!!!!!!!"

"Help! Help! Help! Help! Help me! Ahhhhhh!!"

Lu Ziqiao immediately cried out in pain; he felt a surge of intense pain, and his whole body convulsed uncontrollably...

Chen Xiaobai was shocked. Yifei seemed to be reluctant, but in reality, she was a wolf in sheep's clothing!

They actually went straight for the highest-end...

Brother Ziqiao, hang in there!

There's more to the story, you shouldn't die...

At this moment, Chen Meijia suddenly spoke up very calmly: "Sister Yifei, wait a minute!"

"What's wrong?" Hu Yifei immediately pressed stop, looking at Meijia with a puzzled expression: "Are you heartbroken? Then let's not..."

"This looks so fun, let me try it too!"

Chen Meijia suddenly interrupted Hu Yifei, grabbed the remote control, and said through gritted teeth, "Lu Ziqiao! Prepare to die!!!"

Lu Ziqiao had just caught his breath when he straightened up again, rolling his eyes...

After half an hour.

Several people filed out of Lu Ziqiao's room.

The group felt extremely relaxed, all the recent stress and gloom were released in one go, and they chatted and laughed.

I had just reached the doorway.

Hu Yifei suddenly stopped and turned back to call into the room, "Ziqiao, don't forget to bring our things back later!"

......

inside the room.

Lu Ziqiao was still convulsing, mumbling incoherently, "I was wrong... wrong... wrong..."

Chen Xiaobai waved his hand dismissively: "Hey, now that it's over, how about Xiao Nan Guo downstairs! Me!"

Before he could finish speaking, Hu Yifei immediately chimed in, "Great! I'll treat, he'll pay!"

As he spoke, he pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing to the side, completely stunned!

Chen Xiaobai/Lin Wanyu: "Thank you, Sister Yifei! And Teacher Zeng too~"

"Okay! Okay! Okay! I'm going to change my clothes, wait for me!" Chen Meijia cheered and skipped back to her room.

"Then let's meet downstairs in a bit!" Hu Yifei said excitedly.

"Okay!" x2

......

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, staring at the departing figures, unable to react.

Suddenly, she ran back to her room, grabbed Hu Yifei, and angrily accused her, "Why should I pay when you're treating!"

"Hey! Xiaobai has treated us so many times this month, and you still have the nerve to ask him to treat you?!"

Hu Yifei gave Zeng Xiaoxian a disdainful look, then immediately turned around, went back to her room, and locked the door.

Zeng Xiaoxian's brain started working at lightning speed again!

Was I just CPU-struck?

While pondering this, I went back to my room to change my clothes, when suddenly!

Brilliant minds have once again taken the lead!

He immediately ran back and banged on the door: "Wait a minute! You still haven't said why I should pay when you're treating!!!"

......

At the dinner table, the group enjoyed themselves immensely, laughing heartily.

Besides Guan Gu going to Chinese tutoring classes, there's also Zhan Bo who's disappeared somewhere and Lü Zi Qiao lying in bed convulsing.

Everyone else is here.

"By the way!" Hu Yifei suddenly spoke up, putting down her chopsticks and looking at Chen Xiaobai curiously: "Xiaobai, what do you do for a living? I haven't seen you at work lately?"

"Um...I'd say I'm a freelancer; I mainly write novels in my spare time!"

Chen Xiaobai hesitated for a moment, but still revealed his profession from his previous life.

In his previous life, he was just a nobody writer.

I'm constantly asking for five-star reviews and to contribute my love for this cause.

No house, no car, no wife – a total loser!

"Wow, that's amazing!"

"It must be very profitable!"

"What books have you written? We'd like to take a look and show our support!"

......

Everyone showered him with praise!

Chen Xiaobai smiled shyly: "I don't have any works yet, writing novels doesn't make money!"

"Oh! So that's a rich kid. What does his family do?" Zeng Xiaoxian mumbled indistinctly while stuffing food into his mouth.

"Let me tell you, we also have the young lady of Lin's International Bank here. Can you guess who it is!"

Forehead...

Seeing everyone staring at him like he was an idiot, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized he had done something stupid...

Chen Xiaobai casually and frankly said, "I'm an orphan!"

"Huh?!" Chen Meijia suddenly looked at Chen Xiaobai in surprise, and the food in her mouth instantly lost its flavor.

"You can't be so extravagant all the time!" Hu Yifei said with concern.

Wan Yu chimed in, "Yes, you treat us every day, it's so embarrassing!"

Zeng Xiaoxian put his arm around Chen Xiaobai and said earnestly, "Brother, when you're out in the world, you can't compare yourself to others. Trying to save face by pretending to be rich is not a good thing. You're doing the wrong thing!"

"Okay, I'll pay you back for the meal later, but you can't do this again!"