Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Lu Ziqiao, never one to shy away from a good laugh, added insult to injury: "You, Yifei, why don't you check how Teacher Zeng names you on his phone? Then you'll know who respects you the most~~~ Hahahaha.... Ha..."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at her, and her laughter vanished without a trace.

"Hello~"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly received a phone call and ran out.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and he used his ability to seize any opportunity to exclaim, "Ah! Today is a good day! To celebrate Teacher Zeng's 600th episode, I've decided to have a dinner party!"

Let us all rejoice and celebrate this momentous occasion!

Seeing that no one objected, he leaned close to Hu Yifei's ear and whispered with a sly smile, "Let's invite that Xiao Bo out too?"

"I knew you'd pull this!" Hu Yifei's eyes seemed to see right through her. "No need! I have bad news and a..."

"Good news!" Lu Ziqiao answered quickly!

"Even worse news!" Hu Yifei revealed the answer, "Xiao Bo doesn't like going out at night, and... your phone is dead!"

He pointed to the old-fashioned mobile phone on the table as he spoke.

"Oh, you mean, not a single girl replied!" Lu Ziqiao picked up his phone in surprise.

"awesome!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly jumped out from behind the sofa, "I just asked Lisa, and tonight's guest is a beautiful and famous reporter!"

Wan Yu: ? ? ? Is this something I can hear?

Chen Xiaobai: This move looks like it's been rehearsed many times!

Zhanbo voiced what everyone was thinking: "A famous courtesan?"

"A well-known reporter!" Zeng Xiaoxian said irritably, but inwardly he couldn't help blaming Lisa. She should have explained herself earlier; he'd also thought she was some famous prostitute and was too embarrassed to say it out loud...

He shook his head, dismissing the question, "I heard she's a big shot, she just won the Pulitzer Prize!"

Chen Xiaobai nodded silently. She was indeed a prominent figure, but the Pulitzer Prize was too low for her. Durex should give her an award, something like... an Outstanding Contribution Award?

"Isn't the Pulitzer Prize for tires?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and didn't say anything.

Guan Gu explained: "The Pulitzer Prize is an international journalism award, and it's quite famous even in island nations!"

"Not only that, she's also a guest writer for National Geographic!" Zeng Xiaoxian continued excitedly.

"Geography? I hate geography the most for exams!" Lu Ziqiao picked out the words he could understand, "free fall, acceleration, centrifugal force, all those formulas..."

The others remained silent, but Zhanbo, being an honest boy, spoke the truth: "That's physics."

"Hahahahaha~" x3

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Hahaha~ Hahahahahahahahaha~"

"Haha ...

Zeng Xiaoxian: (°?°)?

......

Happiness is always fleeting.

After chatting with the others for a while, Chen Xiaobai went to find the renovation team.

There are still a few days until the weekend.

3603 needs a complete renovation, and most importantly... the balcony must be opened up!

Make a glass door.

It's not actually that complicated; it's just a matter of taking everything out of the room and buying new things to put in.

The most troublesome thing is the wooden floor.

Under the pressure of money, Huang Dachui, the head of the renovation team, patted his chest and said, "It'll be done in three days!"

After that, it was time to go shopping at the electronics and home furnishing stores!

They sent it back and installed it immediately.

Oh, right, Zhanbo said we should send a flower basket to Teacher Zeng together!

Chen Xiaobai thought for a moment and decided that a flower basket seemed too stingy, so he told them to wait while he made the arrangements himself!

So while shopping, I casually bought a flower wreath...it even came with a free flower garland, which I wore around my neck.

What bad intentions could he possibly have? It's just that the flyer the boss handed out said there was a 20% discount.

Why not take advantage of these discounts!

Write a few names on the card, deliver to your door, OK!

Chen Xiaobai has decorated two rooms in total, and from now on... right!

The two rooms upstairs haven't been decorated yet; we'll decorate them when we have the chance later.

After buying his things, Chen Xiaobai went back and glanced at room 3601.

At a glance, two large wreaths were placed side by side in the living room. Zeng Xiaoxian was sitting on the floor next to the sofa, his face looking rather dark...

Wan Yu squatted down beside him. Was this...too much of a surprise? Was she overwhelmed by the shock?

"Wow, this shop owner is quite generous, he even offers a buy-one-get-one-free deal!" Chen Xiaobai exclaimed in surprise. He went in and touched the items; they were all the same, so they should all be his.

Turning around, I saw Zhanbo and Hu Yifei on the other side, their expressions looking rather unpleasant.

"What's wrong with you? Is it because you're not satisfied with this wreath...?"

Chen Xiaobai was a little confused; why did everyone have such a face?

"Um... Xiaobai, come here!" Hu Yifei hesitated for a moment, then gently beckoned.

As soon as Chen Xiaobai walked over, Hu Yifei grabbed him and whispered in his ear, "Did you send those two wreaths?"

"I don't know. I only bought one. Who bought the other one? Was it a buy-one-get-one-free deal or was it a mistake?!" Chen Xiaobai asked, puzzled.

Why is everyone acting like a riddle-maker today?

The honest Zhanbo revealed the answer: "Teacher Zeng said that one of them was a gift from his ex-girlfriend!"

Chen Xiaobai suddenly realized, but his face remained expressionless: "That famous courtesan?"

"Shhh!!!"

Hu Yifei quickly told him to keep his voice down. They had only been quiet for a moment when Zeng Xiaoxian was provoked again. She then whispered, "That person's name is Laura. She dated Zeng Xiaoxian for eight years, and she cheated on him for six of those years!"

"Oh, so what if he cheated on me for six years? It's no big deal!" Chen Xiaobai waved his hand casually.

Keep in mind that he comes from the era of information explosion, and he cheated on his girlfriend for six years?

He's seen all the children he's raised his whole life who aren't his own!

I've seen people who were raised their whole lives only to find out they weren't their biological fathers, then turned around and ran off with the family fortune!

There is a strong demand to include paternity testing in the issuance of birth certificates.

Of course, would he dare? He wouldn't!

How many families will be torn apart by his actions!

So, take it easy. If you're still alive, sit up straight, I'll straighten your hat for you!

You know what, green actually makes you look younger!

Hu Yifei lightly slapped him and glared at Chen Xiaobai with annoyance: "It's been quiet for a while. If it starts making noise again, you'll have to go comfort him. Come on, let's go to the bar downstairs."

As she spoke, she pushed Chen Xiaobai out. Zhanbo was about to follow when Hu Yifei's voice came: "Zhanbo, you stay here and keep an eye on this guy. Don't let him do anything rash!"

"Oh......"

"I have something to do, you guys go ahead!" Wanyu said goodbye and went back to her room.

"Hey, no, why didn't you ask for my opinion!" Chen Xiaobai turned around and struggled.

He also wanted to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian and, incidentally, have a go at Laura.

He then asked her if she had any plans to publish a book, and he had already thought of a title—"How to Become a Famous Courtesan".

It's sure to be a huge hit!

"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here! Watch out or I'll flick you with my pistol!"

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