Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

After taking a shower, I saw Ziqiao and Guangu sitting together on the sofa. I went over to take a look and saw that they were playing cards!

"Hey, playing cards? Do you know how to play Dou Dizhu? Want to join?" Chen Xiaobai sat down next to Ziqiao while rubbing his hair.

Lu Ziqiao suddenly seemed a little awkward and secretly winked at Chen Xiaobai. Just as Chen Xiaobai was about to speak, Guan Gu noticed Lu Ziqiao's strange behavior.

Seeing this, Guan Gu quickly asked, "Zi Qiao, what's wrong? Are you revealing your hand?!"

"Ah... I'm fine. There was a gust of wind, and I squinted my eyes."

Lu Ziqiao laughed awkwardly, then slapped his thigh in surprise: "Oh dear! There's only one deck of cards, Xiaobai, you can't participate!"

Chen Xiaobai had only come to take a look, so his suggestion was just a casual remark and he readily agreed. "Alright, you guys have fun, I'll just watch!"

"Um... Xiaobai, Yifei just called for you, could you go check on her?"

Just as he walked behind Guan Gu to check their cards, Lu Ziqiao suddenly said something in a strange tone.

"Yifei is looking for me? Why didn't she call me?"

Chen Xiaobai took out his phone in confusion, but there were no missed calls.

"Hey, hurry up and go! Stop dawdling!"

"Okay, I'll be there right away."

Chen Xiaobai agreed, just in case Yifei really needed to contact him.

Just as I stepped out the door, I suddenly heard Lu Ziqiao laugh and say, "I'm two guns, Guan Gu, you're 236, you lost again..."

You could have just told me about this!

I, Chen Xiaobai, swear to be irreconcilably opposed to gambling and drugs, so naturally I will not bother them.

Chen Xiaobai suddenly realized that this person was afraid he would block his fortune.

But I remember that bridge also originated here.

Meijia created this game for Guan Gu in order to lose money to him, and Youyou created bridge for Guan Gu.

Even if you don't say it, you still mind it!

Lost in thought, Chen Xiaobai pushed open the door to room 3601 and went inside.

"Oh, everyone's here?!"

Upon entering, I saw four people in the living room, chatting about something.

"Xiaobai, do you think Zhanbo and I look like a couple?"

Hu Yifei turned around, took Lu Zhanbo's hand, and looked like a little bird clinging to him.

"Um... Sister Yifei, although there is no crime of incest in China, it is not allowed both morally and legally."

Chen Xiaobai went in and sat down, speaking earnestly.

"What are you thinking? She's going to pretend to be Zhanbo's girlfriend so he won't be discriminated against at the company, but I think she'll be discriminated against instead!" Zeng Xiaoxian said casually, fiddling with a wooden puppet.

However, he failed to notice Hu Yifei's increasingly dangerous gaze.

Chen Xiaobai, being soft-hearted, couldn't bear to see Teacher Zeng being beaten, so she quickly tried to smooth things over: "Teacher Zeng, what do you think?"

"Is there even a question? Just look!" Zeng Xiaoxian continued his sarcastic remark, "She looks like Zhanbo's mother, not his girlfriend!"

"Zeng Xiaoxian~~~" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and cracked her knuckles as she approached, making a cracking sound with her fingers.

Zeng Xiaoxian panicked instantly, grabbed a cushion to protect himself, and said timidly, "Of course, I personally still think you're quite suitable!"

"That's more like it!" Hu Yifei also knew when to be lenient, since the most important issue now was dealing with his younger brother.

"I think I'm quite suitable too. Although I'm a bit older than you, in terms of temperament and looks, I could easily pass for someone born in the 90s!"

Hu Yifei became more and more excited as she spoke, and suddenly patted Zhanbo on the shoulder:

"Tell me, Zhanbo, do you want me to be the 'heartthrob' type, the 'hipster' type, or the rock, punk, or alternative type? Anything is fine!"

"I guarantee I'll be the most stunning woman in the room, leaving that Zhao Wuliang's girlfriend miles behind!"

"Yes, there is indeed a huge age gap. He's on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, while you're already dead in the Huangpu River!"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately mocked him and even waved the puppet in his hand in a performance.

"Seriously, have you ever seen such a vibrant and eternally youthful woman? I could wear a crop top like that..."

Chen Xiaobai found it quite amusing to watch the two of them arguing back and forth, but what if he joined in... wouldn't it be even more interesting?

Thinking of this, Chen Xiaobai quickly said, "Zhanbo is in trouble, and it's our duty to help. Actually... I can sacrifice myself too!"

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo immediately turned to run away, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately held the puppet upright in front of him, shouting, "Back off, back off, back off!"

Just as Hu Yifei was about to retort, Wanyu suddenly chimed in, "That's right, Feifei, in the U.S., same-sex couples are also protected by law!"

“Exactly, that’s how you highlight Zhanbo’s uniqueness!” Chen Xiaobai gave Wanyu an appreciative look.

I've already started planning what to wear tomorrow!

JK uniform? School uniform? Leather jacket? ...Wedding dress?!

Hehehe~

When Wan Yu saw Chen Xiaobai's smile, she suddenly shuddered. It was just too evil!

He quickly shouted, "How about... I help Zhanbo?!"

Upon hearing this, Zhanbo was suddenly overjoyed. He ran to Wanyu's side and said happily, "You mean, you're willing to pretend to be my girlfriend?"

"Of course, you always take such good care of me, it's only right that I help you!"

"Thank you so much, Wanyu!"

......

The two of them were having a great time discussing things, but Chen Xiaobai and Hu Yifei were not happy.

Hu Yifei walked straight to Zeng Xiaoxian and sat down: "Hey, do you really think Wan Yu is more suitable for this role than me?"

Chen Xiaobai retorted, not to be outdone: "Me too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the two of them with a troubled expression. "How can she compare to you two? Incestuous woman~, perverted man!!! Hahahaha~"

Hu Yifei and Chen Xiaobai exchanged a knowing glance. Chen Xiaobai grabbed a pillow and covered Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth and nose, while Hu Yifei delivered a powerful punch!

The mixed doubles team quickly won a resounding victory, while Zeng Xiaoxian cowered in a corner, trembling and wailing.

At this point, Lu Zhanbo asked, "Um... how do I let others know I have a girlfriend?"

"That's easy, just have Wanyu come to see you tomorrow!" Zeng Xiaoxian said casually, rubbing his injury.

"Tomorrow isn't my birthday. Wouldn't it be pretentious to go like this so abruptly?"

"As long as you're not being pretentious! Just let things happen naturally. Visiting your boyfriend is a normal thing. You could... bring him a lunchbox..."

Yes, a lovingly prepared bento box! Every girl prepares a lovingly prepared bento box for her boyfriend.

"Oh, really? Raise your hand if you're a girl who doesn't know how to make a bento box!" Hu Yifei immediately objected and raised her hand.

Wan Yu immediately followed suit, and Zhan Bo withdrew one hand!

Chen Xiaobai glanced at it, coughed lightly, and said in a high-pitched voice, "Actually, boys can also make love-filled bento boxes for their boyfriends~"

"Raise your hand if you're a guy who can make bento boxes!"

Zhanbo withdrew one hand again, leaving only Zeng Xiaoxian with his hand raised.

"Alright then, Teacher Zeng will be in charge of making the bento boxes and giving them to Wanyu!"

Chen Xiaobai grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian and shouted, "Clap your hands!"

"Slap slap slap..." x4

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Thanks to the lazy bum who wants to get rich quick, and the inspiration capsule!

I kneel here to express my gratitude to my godfather!