Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Snapped!

A heavy blow was slammed onto the dining table.

Zhanbo was stunned and speechless for a long time.

The surroundings fell silent instantly, as if a strong smell of melon wafted over.

The commotion drew everyone's attention to Xiaomei and Zhanbo.

Xiaomei realized that she had acted impulsively, and her face flushed red from the intense gazes around her.

Fortunately, she's an actress—a professional one!

They do have that much mental fortitude.

In a panic, he frantically rummaged through his pockets and pulled out a wad of cash, slamming it onto the table.

"Sorry, I can't do this order. Please give the money to the woman you were with at the bar today. I have a gig tomorrow. Goodbye!"

After saying that, he didn't care how Lu Zhanbo reacted, turned around, covered his face, and ran away!

The gazes of the crowd toward Lu Zhanbo instantly turned mocking, and various jeers and jeers followed.

However, they only discussed it in hushed tones.

The tragic protagonist stared blankly at the stack of money that had been slapped on the table.

At first, he was a little confused, but then he realized what was going on.

After all, he just has low emotional intelligence, not that he's really stupid...

Sitting there, stunned, unable to calm down for a long time, she muttered to herself, "So... my older sister lied to me too. Nobody admires me at all. She just paid someone to be an actor... that's all..."

Chen Xiaobai had just ordered a drink when he suddenly spotted Zhanbo acting emo, so he decided to go over and check it out.

But after taking only two steps, he was stopped by someone.

"Hey handsome, wanna grab a drink sometime?"

"Sorry, I'm not available these days. Bye!"

Chen Xiaobai flatly refused. There was no way around it; if you don't have the skills, what's the point of trying to pick someone up? That's just being an A...

"Little white dog, are you... here to laugh at me too?"

Zhanbo heard the commotion in front of him, looked up, and felt even more grief and indignation.

Chen Xiaobai felt somewhat bewildered. "What do you mean by laughing at you? You are a joke to begin with. I don't even need to see it to know that."

"What?!!!"

"Oh, oh, oh, I mean, that's too much! Who hurt you so badly!"

Chen Xiaobai realized he had said the wrong thing and quickly changed the subject to make amends, just in case he messed things up!

"It's my older sister!" Zhanbo wasn't in the mood to argue; all he wanted was someone to talk to. "She actually paid someone to accompany me on a date!"

"Brother Bai, am I really completely unattractive?"

"Uh..." Chen Xiaobai gave a wry smile, never expecting to encounter this kind of thing while having a drink at a bar.

Soothing children is the last thing he wants to do.

Especially for kids with a criminal record, the consequences of telling them to learn about horoscopes last time are still fresh in my mind...

But I can't just leave now!

Chen Xiaobai thought for a moment and casually said, "Zhanbo, if you like a girl, you can't expect her to be attracted to you for no reason."

You need to showcase your charm!

For example, handsome appearance, extensive knowledge, strong physique, humorous personality, and so on...

"You mean...like this?" Zhanbo said, sitting up straight, crossing his legs, lowering his head, supporting himself with his fist, and placing his other hand on his hip...

"Um... Zhanbo, actually... don't pretend if you don't have it!"

To avoid upsetting him, Chen Xiaobai didn't finish his sentence; his posture was so awkward, like that of a regressed monkey...

Zhanbo slumped onto the table, utterly defeated, and said weakly, "Then tell me what I have?"

This one sentence was crucial; it instantly killed eight hundred of Chen Xiaobai's brain cells, causing him to rack his brains for a long time.

Finally, before Zhanbo could succumb to despair, he blurted out: "You have... an indomitable spirit, and... a particular love for learning!"

"..."

Although Lu Zhanbo sensed something was wrong, he was still encouraged. As long as he studied hard, he would eventually reach the maximum level.

From then on, he reached the pinnacle of his life and married Wanyu!

He immediately stood up and said, "Thank you, Brother Xiaobai! I understand! I'll try my best. I'm going to find my older sister now!"

After saying that, he turned and ran away, not forgetting to grab the money on the table.

Chen Xiaobai: "I was just giving you a couple of perfunctory replies, what are you trying to achieve? What do you know?"

Fortunately, the ending was good, and the goal was achieved!

Now I can finally have a quiet drink!

But being alone is a bit boring; it would be nice to have someone to have a drink with.

Who can I look for...? They're all busy, and Teacher Zeng isn't here either...

Oh no, where's Teacher Zeng?!

Chen Xiaobai suddenly remembered someone who had been forgotten.

He quickly took out his phone and made a call.

"Chen Xiaobai!!!" A furious roar came from the other end of the phone as soon as the call connected.

Chen Xiaobai picked at his ear and said with an embarrassed smile, "Teacher Zeng, how are you?"

"How am I? That's my problem!" Zeng Xiaoxian's heartbroken voice came through the phone: "I waited for you guys in room 3601, but you didn't come back for ages!"

I was held by Guan Gu and made to listen to his master chanting scriptures for more than an hour.

Bah, his senior brother!

Do you know how difficult it is to listen to Chinese audio for over an hour? It caused so much damage to my young mind!!!

"Teacher Zeng, don't get agitated. The plan is canceled. You can go back to sleep now, or... come to the bar, it's on me!"

It would have been better if he hadn't said that. The moment the words left his mouth, Zeng Xiaoxian roared out like a volcano erupting:

"Sleeping and drinking? You guys are having such a good time! You should have said so earlier! I have a show to do tonight, but I haven't slept yet. Do you know how much of a struggle I've had tonight?!"

Fortunately, Chen Xiaobai learned from his mistake and moved his phone away early on.

Then, tentatively, she asked, "So... does that mean you're not going to drink?"

"Drink! Why shouldn't I drink? It's my right!"

"So you're not recording the show tonight?"

"I'll take a taxi and wait!"

beep beep~

Chen Xiaobai chuckled and shook his head helplessly.

After Teacher Zeng arrived, he ordered a cocktail and then dragged him aside to berate Guan Gu's master... his senior brother's atrocities for half an hour.

He then hurriedly drank a glass of wine and rushed out to work.

Chen Xiaobai returned to his room unharmed.

His senior brother was indeed the senior brother; he was still speaking slowly and deliberately.

Looks like Guan Gu is going to have another sleepless night!

I opened the author's backend and glanced at the 99+ messages.

Chen Xiaobai didn't open it; instead, he started a new book.

If you know perfectly well that the comments are all insults directed at you, and you still watch them, that's just asking for trouble.

As long as you don't look at it yourself, then you're not criticizing yourself.

Let the news circulate for a while!

......

The next few days were peaceful and uneventful; the people in the apartment were both pleasant to hear and humorous.

But... Chen Xiaobai wasn't very happy.

Because... it seems Mika has moved on from her heartbreak and has set her sights on me...

What should I do? I need help online!!!