Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy
Chapter 27: This habit of sleeping anywhere is not good...
Sudden.
Chen Xiaobai noticed the blind spot: "Teacher Zeng, you've been so busy helping Lu Ziqiao pick up girls, where did he go?"
Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment before saying uncertainly, "I think they said they were going to do some kind of human experimentation this morning..."
"Uh..." Chen Xiaobai was speechless. It seemed that the rent issue had driven him to desperation!
But then he suddenly remembered that he came here without any money and had to borrow from Zhanbo, which is why he was mistaken for someone else.
"No need to make an appointment for him, it'll save him time!"
“That’s right, the goal is to get him drunk and throw him back anyway, I can do it too!” Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest confidently.
Chen Xiaobai glanced at his physique, shook his head, and remained silent.
"Hey, what do you mean? Your brother Xian is the kind of guy who'd rather drink eighteen bowls of wine than not get off the job!"
"Haha~"
......
Knowing he was in the wrong, Zeng Xiaoxian stopped arguing.
But since he had said that, it was decided that someone would be responsible for getting him drunk.
Fearing it might not be safe, Chen Xiaobai prepared two bottles of vodka in advance, but one bottle contained half a bottle of "water of life" and the other contained more than half a bottle of beverage.
Although Lu Ziqiao has spent many years mingling in the underworld, his alcohol tolerance is...
Anyway, I always see him drinking to the point of blacking out.
However, it seems that Zeng Xiaoxian has a lower alcohol tolerance, so some safeguards are essential.
......
When Chen Xiaobai discovered Hu Yifei's presence, he secretly made preparations.
Then Zhanbo appeared, and the two talked about something.
But Chen Xiaobai's brain had already automatically added subtitles for him.
"Sister, I've made up my mind, I'm going to Mount Song..."
It wasn't until Hu Yifei went to spend money to buy a partner for her dear younger brother that things changed.
Chen Xiaobai watched as Lü Ziqiao walked from the bar entrance to Zhanbo's side, and then immediately reported back.
"Hound, hound, this is Falcon, target spotted!"
"Hound, got it. Go lure him over here. I'll be waiting here. Good luck!"
Zeng Xiaoxian appeared behind him with a lewd expression and said something, then looked at Chen Xiaobai, who was less than 30 centimeters away from him, with a speechless expression.
"Brother, do you have to get this into character?!"
"None of that matters, I'm going now!" Chen Xiaobai said, and headed straight for his target for the night.
"Hey, Zhanbo, Ziqiao, what are you doing here?"
Zhanbo immediately cried for help: "Brother Xiaobai, take Lu Ziqiao away quickly, he's trying to fool me again!"
Lu Ziqiao panicked immediately and shouted, "How can this be called fooling me? This is me teaching you the secret techniques for picking up girls recorded in the Lu Family Annals!"
Chen Xiaobai had no time for his nonsense and directly put his arm around Lü Ziqiao and walked towards the prepared spot: "Ziqiao, come on, Teacher Zeng and I have something to discuss with you!"
Zhanbo wanted to join in the fun, but then he suddenly remembered that his older sister was picking up girls for him, so he sat back down.
Lu Ziqiao suddenly looked miserable, clutched his pockets, and complained, "What's wrong? Let me make this clear first, I have no money right now!"
"We're not making you pay back the money because we have good news for you!"
These words should have been ignored, but as soon as they were spoken, Lü Ziqiao became alert and immediately stopped in his tracks.
"What are you doing?! You don't hit someone in the face, it hurts their pride! I only owe you some money, there's no need to hit me..."
Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaobai was speechless. This guy's imagination was just too rich.
In the blink of an eye, he had some wild thoughts...
Don't worry, I'm not going to hit you!
Seeing that he still didn't believe her, she had no choice but to explain in detail: "Teacher Zeng and I had a fight this afternoon because I thought you had a high alcohol tolerance, and Teacher Zeng disagreed."
Upon hearing that he wasn't being beaten up and asked for money, Lü Ziqiao immediately perked up and asked curiously, "And then?"
"Then I said, let's make a bet, you guys have a competition!"
"Then Teacher Zeng is definitely going to lose. I, Lü Ziqiao, have been traveling the world for many years, and my drinking capacity goes without saying. You know Wu Song, right? I can drink an extra bowl of the same wine!"
Lu Ziqiao's eyes were full of confidence; if Chen Xiaobai didn't know his background, he probably would have believed him.
However, he suddenly changed his tone, frowning as he said, "But... I have other things to do today, so I don't need to compete!"
Chen Xiaobai wasn't annoyed by these words; he simply raised an eyebrow and gave a mocking smile: "You...aren't scared, are you!"
"Bullshit, do you think I'm afraid of him? Let's go, let's have a match!" Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao immediately puffed out his chest.
How could a grown man be afraid of a mere women's director!
......
Soon, the two arrived at a table.
Zeng Xiaoxian had been waiting for quite a while when Lu Ziqiao snorted coldly and sat down opposite him.
"Teacher Zeng, I advise you to surrender as soon as possible!"
"Hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered and took out a red headscarf to wear. There were two words written on it: "Victory is certain!"
Referee Xiaobai took his position and read out the rules: "Two bottles of wine, one bottle each for you two. Whoever drinks the most without getting drunk wins, how about that?"
"OK!"
"Let's get started!"
Chen Xiaobai: "Ready ~ go!"
Lu Ziqiao raised the wine to his lips, but stopped abruptly just as he was about to drink.
This made the two of them nervous, fearing they would be discovered.
Lu Ziqiao frowned as he glanced at the wine bottle and said nervously, "Who's paying for this wine?"
Their hearts jumped out of their throats.
Chen Xiaobai said irritably, "Don't worry, I've already paid the bill!"
Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao felt relieved and raised his wine bottle to clink glasses with Zeng Xiaoxian.
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian sipping his drink, he mocked, "Teacher Zeng, at this rate you'll be drinking like this until next year! Watch me show you how!"
"Hey hey hey..."
Unfortunately, Chen Xiaobai ultimately failed to dissuade him.
I watched helplessly as Lü Ziqiao bit the bottle neck, tilted his head back, and shook it two and a half times.
He really showed off...
Then it collapsed!
"Pfft!"
Chen Xiaobai sighed in admiration, "As expected of young people, they fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow!"
This habit of sleeping anywhere is not good...
Then Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao rushed to help him up. Lu Ziqiao, whose eyes were still open, grinned foolishly and said, "This wine is good. Hey, Xiaobai, how do you know how to create clones...?"
Then he tilted his head and fell asleep!
It took a lot of effort to get him onto the table.
"Hound, carry him on your back. I'll go to the apartment first to check on Wanyu's progress!"
Without waiting for Teacher Zeng's reply, he grabbed the wine and ran off.
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment, but after he did, he quickly called out to Chen Xiaobai's retreating figure:
"Hey~~~ Don't leave me all alone!"
Unfortunately, Chen Xiaobai is destined never to hear it!
......
"Wan..."
As soon as Chen Xiaobai pushed open the door to room 3602, he froze, and his voice stopped abruptly.
There were four people sitting at the dining table in the room.
Meijia and Wanyu looked somewhat uneasy, while Guangu seemed quite excited.
There is another person...
Chen Xiaobai only recognized him when he turned around—his senior brother!
That legendary OCD destroyer!
......
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