Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Chapter 244 Thanks for the invitation, but no thanks! (The Finale)

"Let's begin the interview. Please have a seat!"

"I'm sitting down, aren't I?!"

Lu Ziqiao glanced suspiciously at the sofa beneath him, unsure of Guan Gu's intentions.

Guan Gu smiled slightly, but quickly withdrew it, put on a stern face, pointed to the sofa and said, "Please sit down!"

Lu Ziqiao's brain froze for a moment, then he looked at Guan Gu uncertainly and tentatively pointed to the sofa.

Guan Gu nodded to confirm that this was exactly what he meant.

"you......"

Lu Ziqiao was about to explode, but then he thought about his dream of becoming a boss, gritted his teeth, and held back!

He then stood up, but sat down again.

Guan Gu was very satisfied with his attitude and laughed, "Mr. Lü Ziqiao, you came to the interview dressed like this?"

"I...I'm not dressed formally enough?!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao was devastated. He had just bought the suit to become CEO, and had even maxed out his credit card for it!

"Ha, I don't blame you for not understanding, after all, this is a common mistake that interview novices often make!"

Seeing his exasperated state, Guan Gu was not angry at all, but rather even more smug. He leaned back on the sofa, casually picked up a pen from the table, put it in his mouth, and took a puff of air like a cigar.

He then glanced sideways at Lü Ziqiao and laughed, "Don't you know you shouldn't dress better than the interviewer during an interview? It'll easily lower your impression score!"

"Hey!"

Lu Ziqiao couldn't take it anymore and finally exploded: "Don't you look at what you're wearing? You have no taste in clothes and no character. Any clothes I pick up are better than yours. I might as well just go naked!"

"It's not impossible..."

"What?!!!"

"Um... I mean, why don't you first introduce your own weaknesses!"

Guan Gu said solemnly.

Lu Ziqiao straightened his collar and declared confidently, "I, Lu Ziqiao, have no flaws!"

"A boss who loves to boast is not a good boss!"

Guan Gu shook his head, looking quite dissatisfied, and sighed, "Since that's the case, it seems you can't be my boss. Forget it, I think I'll go back to Japan for a month-long trip, and I'll take Youyou with me..."

Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, "I... do you believe I'll commit seppuku right now and show you!"

Okay, just kidding~

Seeing that Lü Ziqiao was anxious, Guan Gu patted him on the shoulder to help him relax.

Seeing this, Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he still had a job as CEO!

However, Guan Gu clearly wasn't going to let him off so easily. His expression suddenly darkened: "I'm your employee, and you're not even laughing when I'm joking with you?!?"

Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a moment, but still managed to force a smile onto his ugly face: "Hehehe, hehe~"

Guan Gu put the pen in his mouth and let out a 'geigeigei' laugh.

Chen Xiaobai sighed from the side, "Ziqiao, how come you're getting worse and worse as a CEO? You're acting like a complete coward!"

"It's not you who caused it!"

Lu Ziqiao said irritably, "Who told you to give Guan Gu a job? Otherwise, I'd be lounging in my boss's chair right now, enjoying a cappuccino poured for me by my assistant!"

"Then you won't have to suffer this injustice if you don't become CEO!"

"What do you know!"

Lu Ziqiao immediately straightened his clothes, stood up and walked to the window, leaving Chen Xiaobai and the other with his back to them. Suddenly, he pointed out the window and said in a deep voice, "Look, what do you see?"

There's nothing there. Is there a beautiful woman on the other side?

Guan Gu glanced at it curiously, but then lost interest.

Chen Xiaobai could understand what this pretentious guy was trying to say. It was just some talk about a business empire, trying to fool him!

Chen Xiaobai, however, didn't want him to pretend. Without even looking, he asked directly, "Since you want to be a CEO, do you have a main business and what industry are you in?"

As expected, these words stumped Lü Ziqiao. "Um... I'm still thinking about it, but I believe I'll remember it soon."

"Cut~"

Guan Gu rolled his eyes. "I don't think you know what you're up to at all. You're just using your friend's company to experience being a CEO so you can fool girls when you're trying to pick them up!"

"How do you know...? How is that possible!"

Lu Ziqiao spoke too quickly, and after denying it, he tried to hide his flustered expression, pretending to be profound and saying, "I just haven't found suitable business yet. Besides, do I need to pick up girls? As soon as I show my face, those girls will flock to me like moths to a flame, listening to me tell my story of struggle!"

"Sigh... it's all my fault for being too dazzling, making all those girls fall deeply in love with me. My damn charm!"

“Ugh~~~”

Chen Xiaobai and Guan Gu couldn't help but gag twice.

I wonder whose subordinate this is, that he's so shameless!

"Okay, okay, I really can't listen to this anymore!"

Guan Gu couldn't stand Lu Ziqiao anymore and just wanted to leave as soon as possible, so he said perfunctorily, "I won't bother you anymore. Starting tomorrow, I will be your assistant, but you can't refuse the requests I made before!"

After saying that, Guan Gu ran away without looking back. He had to hurry to find Youyou and tell her the good news!

“Eh~~~~”

Lu Ziqiao tried to call out to him, but failed!

He then looked intently at Chen Xiaobai: "How about I explain my blueprint for a business empire?"

"Hehe, thanks for the invitation, but thank you!"

Chen Xiaobai also ran away quickly.

Everyone knows that Lu Ziqiao is completely ignorant, yet he talks about a blueprint for a business empire. He just wants to find someone to brag to!

But this guy just can't say anything nice!

......

the other side.

Zeng Xiaoxian also found Hu Yifei, who was in a state of emo, at the bar downstairs.

Holding a bowl of cold noodles, he walked over with a sly grin, but the worry in his eyes was still undeniable.

Hu Yifei soon heard a familiar, cheeky voice behind her: "Yifei~, Feifei~, Little Feifei~~~"

But she wasn't in the mood for joking with this bitch. She clenched her fists, turned around, and said harshly, "Get lost! I'm annoyed and don't want to mess with you!"

"Hey~, I'm not leaving, what are you going to do about it~"

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously and waved the cold noodles in his hand next to Hu Yifei.

Seeing that it wasn't working, he picked up a chopstick and brought it to Hu Yifei's lips: "Here, I happen to have some cold noodles, would you like to try them while they're hot?"

Hu Yifei said without looking up, "I know you're here to laugh at me. Do whatever you want. My parenting methods failed, and I accept the defeat!"

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian felt he should be happy. He had finally won and should laugh at her naivety to his heart's content.

But looking at the person in front of me now, I feel a little sad.

After thinking for a moment, Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to laugh and said, "If you slip on a banana peel, you should get up. If you step on it a few more times, you won't slip anymore!"

"So what if you failed? You can try again. Besides, who said you lost...?"

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P.S.: School's started, and they're taking away phones, so I don't have time to write anymore. Actually, it's also related to the lack of income; otherwise, I would have gritted my teeth and kept going. But having come this far, there's no point in continuing. I can't keep fooling myself anymore; I'm just not making any money...

This story ends here.