Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

"Can't you see they were scared away by you, Abbess Miejue?"

Zeng Xiaoxian continued to spew his words without any mercy.

Hu Yifei scratched her head, a hint of confusion flashing in her eyes: "Scared away? Shouldn't they be excited? I'm always excited when I have a competition!"

"You know that's just you, and you know they're just a group of college students. They should also have the right to be afraid!"

Zeng Xiaoxian earnestly advised, "They are human beings too."

"I'm a human being too!"

Hu Yifei put her hands on her hips and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a puzzled expression, not understanding what he meant.

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately retorted: "No, you can't be human, you're just lonely. Do normal people have Turbo Boost (a technology that automatically increases CPU frequency)? I know your CPU is very powerful and robust, but please consider the hardware of other people too, okay?"

"I'm just urging them to upgrade across the board!"

Hu Yifei stubbornly insisted, showing no sign of yielding, "Being backward means being vulnerable to attack; only the latest technology can adapt to the mainstream of society!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't hold back either, continuing his sarcastic retort: ​​"Hehe, so may I ask if you're an i3, i5, or i7?"

Seeing that she couldn't continue, Hu Yifei sneered, "Hmph, you can continue down your mediocre path in life. My students will not let me down. They will trample on your despicable worldview with a resounding victory!"

After saying that, Hu Yifei left without looking back, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian alone in the living room in silence for a long time before finally leaving.

......

Time flies, and five days have passed in the blink of an eye!

Inside the room, everyone sat silently, waiting anxiously.

Suddenly, Yu Mo walked in with her head down.

Tang Youyou quickly went over to greet him: "Yu Mo, how did it go? Did Guan Gu get the job?"

Yu Mo: ......

Seeing Yu Mo's unpleasant expression, Tang Youyou realized something, but still said expectantly, "Oh, I know, you want to give me a surprise, right? I'm very surprised, go ahead and tell me!"

"No, the resume was returned!"

Yu Mo forced a smile, put down her bag, sat down, and continued, "The interviewer said he had seen this resume!"

"what?"

Tang Youyou was shocked.

Guan Gu jumped up in alarm: "How is this possible?!?!"

"He must have seen it on a job search website!"

Zhang Wei suddenly turned around from in front of the computer and said decisively.

"Do not......"

Yu Mo raised her head and denied it, then was about to explain when she was suddenly interrupted by the sound of a door being pushed open; "Bang!"

Chen Xiaobai's excited voice followed immediately: "Guan Gu, you're hot!!!"

"Your videos are everywhere on Sina's homepage, reposted everywhere, on Tiantian, PPS, even in the Love Apartment video section. You're a celebrity now!"

"Nani?!!"

Guan Gu scratched his head, puzzled.

Yu Mo nodded, saying helplessly, "That's right, that's what the interviewer said too!"

Zhang Wei was shocked and looked at Tang Youyou: "How did you do that? Even your resume got reposted?!"

Tang Youyou: ......

Compared to that, Guan Gu was more concerned about what his resume looked like, and quickly asked, "Where can I see it?"

"You can find it on any website. Go to Sina, the picture quality is pretty clear!"

As Chen Xiaobai spoke, he walked to the computer and casually opened Sina.com, with the keyword "outrageous resume".

Sure enough, the first one was Guan Gu...

The crowd quickly gathered around to watch.

Upon opening the video, a strong sense of adolescent angst immediately hits you.

Saint Seiya begins...

Guan Gu Shenqi, a legendary man...

Guan Gu: ......

Zhang Wei:.......

Yu Mo: ......

Chen Xiaobai: Hahahaha~

"Why are you still laughing? That's so immoral... Hahahaha~"

Zhang Wei had only said a few words when he suddenly couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

"I feel pretty good about it?"

Tang Youyou felt a little confused.

Chen Xiaobai finally stopped laughing and pointed at the video, saying, "If you hadn't told me this was a resume, I would have thought it was a promotional video for Macau!"

"But... Sister Yifei said a resume needs to be eye-catching, so I incorporated some elements from commercial films..."

Tang Youyou's voice trailed off as she spoke, clearly realizing she had messed up. She looked nervously at Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, what do you think?"

Guan Gu: "I think the music is good!"

"Why didn't you say so sooner? I've been traveling all over the country for so many years, a simple resume is a piece of cake for me!"

Chen Xiaobai waved his hand and said, "What bricklaying, wall building, plastering, those are all high-level jobs under my supervision. I guarantee that the interviewer will neither understand the language nor find it sophisticated!"

"Xiaobai, would you like to make another resume for Guangu now?"

Tang Youyou seemed to have grasped at a straw.

I can make another resume. I still have two days; I should be able to find a job.

There must be things the boss hasn't seen... right?

However, Chen Xiaobai just shrugged and pointed helplessly at the video, saying, "Too late! Your video has over two million views. How many bosses could that be?"

Tang Youyou lowered her head and fell silent, her face pale. She suddenly realized a terrible problem.

Guan Gu is leaving!

Guan Gu realized this too, and said with difficulty, "I have two more days left, and I might... really have to go back to Japan..."

Tang Youyou's eyes instantly reddened. She stubbornly raised her head, turned her back, and said, "I'm sorry, Guan Gu, I thought many people would like this resume... I've tried my best..."

"This isn't your fault. I really like this resume, so I'll keep it as a souvenir!"

Guan Gu smiled and comforted him.

Tang Youyou could no longer hold back. She turned and hugged Guan Gu, sobbing in his arms, "I don't want you to leave, I don't want you to stay as a memento, Guan Gu~~~"

"long......"

Guan Gu also lowered his head sadly.

"Crunch~ Crunch~~~"

Just then, a sharp crack broke the somber atmosphere.

Everyone silently looked at the person who had spoken.

Caught off guard, Chen Xiaobai popped the potato chips into his mouth and then handed over the bag of chips: "How about... some?"

"Hey, you're such a spoilsport! The young couple is breaking up!"

Yu Mo said irritably.

Seeing that no one was eating, Chen Xiaobai took the food back, grabbed two more pieces, and popped them into his mouth. While chewing, he said, "We can come back in about half a month, like a vacation. Guangu can also visit home. It's not like we're going to die, so why be so sad?"

"Guan Gu, are you planning to leave and never come back?"

"How can it be!"

Guan Gu jumped up and down instantly, "I definitely have to come back! My loved ones and my best friends are here!"

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