Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

Upon hearing this, Chen Meijia flew into a rage!

She threw the cushion she was holding at him and pointed at his nose, angrily scolding him:

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!!!"

"Lu Ziqiao, you shameless bastard! What do you mean you dumped me?!"

"Let me tell you, if we're going to break up, it'll be me dumping you!!!"

At this moment, everyone in the apartment heard the commotion and rushed over.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just finished his night shift, looked around blankly at everything in front of him, toothbrush in his mouth.

Seeing so many people watching, Lu Ziqiao was even more unwilling to lose face, so he walked out the door, turned around, and roared:

"I dumped you!"

"You dinosaur that regresses three times a day, I've had enough of you!"

Not to be outdone, Chen Meijia chased after him and kicked him!

"Lu Ziqiao, you're a paramecium who doesn't even know how to flush after using the toilet! I'm the one who dumped you!"

Clearly, they sensed that Lu Ziqiao was trying to avoid them and didn't want to let him off so easily.

"Ah~!!!"

Lu Ziqiao felt a sharp pain in his leg and cried out in pain. He then whispered to Meijia, "Hey, are you crazy? Can't you see everyone's here? Do you want everyone to know we're a fake couple trying to scam rent?"

Chen Meijia rolled her eyes, but she knew what was important: "Heh, of course I know, 3000!"

"Hey, are you robbing me?" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise.

Hello everyone, it's me.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, deal. But give me some more time, I don't have any money right now!"

Chen Meijia was overjoyed for a moment, but quickly withdrew her expression and asked in a low voice, "Then what do we do now?"

"If we argue for a bit more, I'll go over to them, wait for them to persuade me, and then I'll give in!"

"OK, continue!" Chen Meijia said, then immediately put on a stern face and angrily started yelling.

......

However, to the onlookers, this scene was just the two taking a break from their cold war, and they didn't notice anything amiss.

Things were proceeding according to the script they had enacted.

suddenly.

Lu Ziqiao retorted, "Ha, I, Lu Ziqiao, have been wandering the world for many years, but I never expected to stumble on you!"

"Tch, I must have had the worst luck in eight lifetimes to meet such a shameless man like you!"

As he spoke, he casually tossed the Transformers from the shelf over...

"You want to die, you little brat!" Chen Xiaobai: "What did I do to deserve this? Everyone who comes here throws my Transformers?!"

Wan Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian: "That's not important, let's continue!"

Lu Ziqiao immediately retaliated, grabbing Zeng Xiaoxian's toothbrush cup and throwing it at him: "Chen Meijia, you are the flattest woman I've ever seen in the world!"

"You are the most trashy, most bastard, and most shameless man I have ever met!!!"

As Chen Meijia spoke, she ran in front of everyone, picked up the phone... then put it down, and then picked up a cushion and threw it at them one after another.

"Now I finally understand why my mom made me study hard—she was afraid I'd meet someone like you in the future!"

Lu Ziqiao said sarcastically, "Your mother's wish has been dashed!"

Snapped!

A slap landed on Lu Ziqiao's face, and the surrounding air froze instantly. Everyone stared in disbelief.

"Your mother's wish has been dashed!!!" Chen Meijia instantly broke down, tears dripping onto the floor. "Who are you calling a jerk!"

This was the softest part of her heart, and also the part she least wanted to face, which was completely torn apart by Lu Ziqiao's casual remark.

However, Lu Ziqiao was still unaware of what was happening, and looked at him with disbelief: "You actually hit me!"

He then pushed Chen Meijia away and shouted angrily, "Are you crazy?!"

Chen Meijia, however, wouldn't tolerate him and slapped him again. *Smack!*

"Lu Ziqiao!!! I used to support you when you were broke, why didn't you say I'd pay you back then!"

"Alright, alright, keep it down, keep it down!"

Lu Ziqiao quickly looked around, then nervously grabbed Chen Meijia's arm and whispered.

Chen Meijia, still sobbing, shook off his hand: "It's none of your business, I'm not happy..."

When the crowd of onlookers saw that things were getting out of control, they quickly stepped forward to break up the fight.

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Lu Ziqiao back and kept stroking his chest to help him catch his breath.

"It's just a little argument, it's not that big of a deal!"

Lu Ziqiao snorted coldly, "How could it not be that bad? It is!"

On the other side, Hu Yifei and Wan Yu also pulled Chen Meijia back.

Wan Yu wiped away her tears, while Hu Yifei comforted and advised her.

"Alright, Meijia, stop hitting each other. It's normal for young couples to have a fight. Don't resort to violence!"

"Whoever gets involved with him, we're finished!!!" Chen Meijia roared hysterically, then ran out crying.

......

It took Chen Xiaobai a while to come to his senses: "So... they just broke up like that?"

Zeng Xiaoxian kept his eyes glued to the situation ahead and casually said, "There should still be a chance. Wanyu lent him another 500 yuan so he can coax Meijia!"

Chen Xiaobai sighed inwardly. It seemed like things were really over!

He had already seen the gift Lu Ziqiao had bought; it was a roly-poly toy, probably bought from the ten-yuan store downstairs, and probably cost no more than 50 yuan.

You've already argued, and you're still being stingy!

Even if I don't buy Gucci or Coco, I should at least get an "ex-boyfriend" outfit or something.

They kept repeating that they were just acting...

That's true, but women are emotional creatures.

It won't kill her to coax her a little. Once she's calmed down, have a good talk with her tonight, and she'll be just like you...

Like that coat.

She had even planned out what positions to use that night, but unfortunately, Lu Ziqiao himself was a disappointment!

This is a classic case of the clash between reason and emotion!

Everyone, watch carefully and learn well!

......

Wan Yu had been keeping a close eye on the situation, and noticing something was amiss, she quickly moved closer, appearing between the two with a look of delighted surprise:

"Ziqiao, what gift are you giving Meijia? Wow~ There are so many gifts..."

"Like it? Go have some fun with it!" Mika said coldly without turning her head.

......

Chen Xiaobai felt he couldn't bear to watch anymore. He could have just given her some gifts and said a few nice words to appease her.

Now... they've become enemies...

But thinking about it, it makes sense. How could a playboy who spends his days in a drunken stupor possibly turn over a new leaf so quickly?

However, it's impossible for him to say that he didn't understand what Mika meant.

He must know what Mika is thinking.

However, he was unwilling to face it or take responsibility for it.

I was just thinking of giving it a perfunctory answer and seeing if we could go back to our previous superficial relationship.

However, he clearly miscalculated, as Mika's level increased this time.

I won't be fooled by him like I used to.

"Sigh~ What a disaster! My girlish heart can't bear to see this. I'm leaving now, Teacher Zeng!"

Chen Xiaobai shook his head and turned to leave.

He didn't want to get involved anymore; he had spent hundreds of thousands for no reason, and he was in a bad mood.

......

I'm begging you all, my godfathers, for five stars and your support!