Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy
Chapter 2 (repeated twice)
After a few days, Chen Xiaobai had become familiar with life here.
In my spare time, I go down to the bar to have a drink, play billiards, work out, and ride my motorcycle around. I live a very comfortable life.
It's just that girls keep getting all over him, which is causing him a lot of trouble...
But it's barely acceptable.
Life goes on, you have to live it...
The only problem is that I always feel like there are rats in the suite, and they squeak even during the day.
That day, Chen Xiaobai heard the squeaking sound again.
This is intolerable! Let's buy rat poison and set off now!
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Guan Gu standing at the entrance, and a little kid chatting with a potted plant.
"Guan Gu, what are you doing?" Chen Xiaobai asked as he walked over.
He recognized the child as a fraud at a glance.
It's just a clumsy trick that you only fall for in TV dramas.
The problem is that if he had only lied, that would have been one thing, but he also sent a green onion and gave me a "good guy" card to mock me.
We absolutely cannot let him succeed!!!
"It's Xiaobai-kun!" Guan Gu quickly turned around and answered, his hand reaching for money in his wallet: "This kid is here to donate money. There's been a fish freeze in Antarctica, and many polar bears have frozen to death. Would you like to donate some?"
"Uh...Guan Gu!" Chen Xiaobai rubbed his forehead and walked up to him with a wry smile. "It's one thing if your Mandarin isn't accurate, but you also don't know any common sense. Where did the polar bears come from in Antarctica? You're obviously a little liar!"
Even though I had anticipated this scene, I still couldn't help but feel helpless when I actually saw Guan Gu speaking so seriously.
Some things can only be seen in TV dramas.
"Nani?!"
Guan Gu then realized what had happened and turned back angrily, ready to confront the child. "Damn it, you're a liar!"
However, as soon as he turned around, the child had already run away and disappeared.
Guan Gu could only smile helplessly: "Thank goodness you're here, Xiao Bai!"
"Just call me Xiaobai, no need to be so polite."
Just as the two were talking, Mika stretched and came out, looking at them both standing at the door with some curiosity: "What are you two doing standing at the door?"
"Meijia, get up! There was a little swindler trying to scam donations. He actually said there are polar bears in Antarctica, hahaha!" Chen Xiaobai said as he walked towards the balcony.
He remembered that someone else had been scammed, so he went to tell the Women's Chairperson Zeng to issue a notice to warn the people in the apartment.
"Yeah, thank goodness for Xiaobai-kun, uh... Xiaobai is here!" Guan Gu said, then remembered that there was no need to be polite, and smiled to correct himself.
After thinking for a while, Mika asked in confusion, "No?"
Chen Xiaobai/Guan Gu: "......"
After Chen Xiaobai left, Chen Meijia suddenly realized what had happened. Her intelligence once again prevailed, and she put her hands on her hips, saying, "Damn it! How dare he lie to Guan Gu-jun and ask me to teach that kid a lesson..."
After saying that, he stormed off, ignoring Guan Gu's attempts to stop him.
......
"Teacher Zeng, are you there? I want to tell you something..."
As soon as Chen Xiaobai entered 3602, he saw Lu Zhanbo standing at the door with a look of utter despair, looking at his older sister and Zeng Xiaoxian and saying sadly, "Do you think there's any hope for me?"
"Huh?!" Chen Xiaobai was taken aback. What was this plot again?
Upon entering, seeing that the group was clearly in a bad state, he quickly tried to dissuade them: "What do you mean there's no hope? Zhanbo, what's wrong with you? You need to get treatment! You can't hide your illness from the doctor!!!"
Clang!! (Voiceover)
Lu Zhanbo felt a pang of pain in his heart, turned around and ran out.
"Hey! Zhanbo..."
Hu Yifei didn't have time to talk to Chen Xiaobai and was about to chase after him.
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly stopped her, saying, "Hu Yifei, wait a minute, let Zhanbo calm down!"
"We obviously can't provoke Zhanbo any further at this point. If Hu Yifei says another word, Zhanbo will be the one grabbing the kitchen knife!!!" Zeng Xiaoxian whispered, covering his mouth, shuddering at the thought of the scene. (Narrator)
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Chen Xiaobai had already remembered the plot, but since things had already come to this, he could only continue along with it.
"I hope Zhanbo's heart is strong enough, and that he won't have a butterfly effect because of me, Amen!" Chen Xiaobai made the sign of the cross on his chest to mourn for Zhanbo.
Suddenly, a look of surprise crossed his face as he looked around the pure white space in astonishment: "Holy crap, I actually have a narration!!!" (Narration)
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei exchanged a glance, and after a brief exchange of glances, they sighed: "Sigh, it's all tears when you think about it. Here's what happened..."
Hu Yifei's mother is Zhanbo's stepmother, and Zhanbo's father is Hu Yifei's stepfather... (3,000 words omitted here).
Chen Xiaobai: ? ? ?
"After Teacher Zeng's explanation, I understand... oh my god! Even I, who knew the plot, am a little confused now..."
Half a day later, Chen Xiaobai finally extracted the key information from Xianfei's few words and his own memories.
But he didn't have time to deal with those things; he was here to...
Huh, what am I here for?
Chen Xiaobai racked his brains for a long time before finally remembering it!
"I need to go buy rat poison!"
"Teacher Zeng, Sister Feifei, you go ahead with your work, I'm going to buy something!" Chen Xiaobai quickly said goodbye to the two of them.
Hu Yifei waved her fingers back and forth in farewell: "Okay, Little Whitey." (Sounding slightly off)
Zeng Xiaoxian was startled by the sourness and said with a dark face, "Hurry up and leave, hurry up and leave!"
......
I went out for a walk, bought some rat poison, and came back just in time to see Hu Yifei pressing the elevator button.
"Sister Feifei, wait for me!"
Chen Xiaobai quickly ran over.
Unexpectedly, the two of them seemed flustered and awkward when they saw him, staring intently at him.
"What's wrong?" Chen Xiaobai was a little confused. There was something strange about these two. Could they be having an affair?
That shouldn't be the case. Shouldn't they be offering Lu Ziqiao some support right now?
“Um…” Hu Yifei hesitated for a moment, but ultimately ignored Zeng Xiaoxian’s disapproving glances, made up her mind, patted Chen Xiaobai on the shoulder, and said in a serious tone:
"Xiaobai, there's something we need to tell you honestly, but you must be careful after hearing it, and don't move out so easily!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaobai suddenly understood. No wonder, he was afraid that Lu Ziqiao's depression would affect him, who had just moved in.
I haven't even lived here for a few days, so I should be able to get a full refund of the rent. Besides, it wouldn't be good if word got out and it affected the rental business.
Having figured it out, I immediately felt relaxed and put on a confident air: "How could that be? The environment here is beautiful, life is convenient, and the people here are very nice, they speak so kindly, and everyone is talented..."
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately put his arm around his shoulder, beaming, and said, "I knew it! Xiaobai is a reasonable person, unlike some of the people in the apartment, who have dark thoughts, filthy behavior, and resort to violence at the drop of a hat..."
Hu Yifei chuckled lightly: "Xiao Bai, stand back a bit, or you'll get splattered with blood!" (with a slight embellishment)
He then flexed his wrists, grinned maliciously, and squeezed out a single word:
"Bang~~~~~"
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