Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

"What sales pitch? This is a task assigned by the neighborhood committee!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly, then his face hardened and he straightened his chest: "As the vice chairman of the street committee, of course I must set an example!"

"Set an example?"

Hu Yifei glanced at him sideways and said disdainfully, "Why don't you set yourself on fire first! I want to see if I can save you in three seconds!"

"I'm doing all this for everyone's safety!"

"Teacher Zeng, I heard that the chairman of the neighborhood committee is going to emigrate?"

Chen Xiaobai, watching the spectacle from the sidelines, said something pointedly.

"Huh? How did you know?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately jumped up in surprise, then suddenly realized what was happening and dejectedly grabbed Wanyu: "Okay, I'll confess, the Residents' Committee Chairman has emigrated, and I'm competing with the other two Vice Chairmen!"

"The neighborhood leaders asked us to encourage every household to buy a fire extinguisher. Whoever has the best sales performance will be the next chairman!"

(Zeng Xiaoxian: "The Residents' Committee Chairman gets a free parking space and can even hang his photo in the lobby! Hahahaha~") (Narrator)

Hu Yifei immediately pulled Wanyu away, saying, "Wanyu, don't pay any attention to him. This guy really has ulterior motives; he's just trying to fool you for his own selfish gain!"

"Please, Wanyu~~~~~"

"Alright then, I'll buy one so you can become chairman. By the way, how many bottles have you sold so far?"

"There are 377 households in the community, and I've sold three bottles so far!"

"Um... I'll buy a few more bottles to give to my colleagues. How much is one bottle?"

"Thank you, Wanyu! 380!"

"Um...Teacher Zeng, I think it would be great for you to be the vice chairman!"

.......

Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaobai immediately turned and ran outside, knowing that Zeng Xiaoxian would definitely come looking for him.

"Little White~~~ Where are you going~~~"

Just as I pulled the door shut, a faint voice suddenly came from behind me.

"Teacher Zeng, I'd like to buy a bottle!"

Chen Xiaobai turned around awkwardly and smiled. Thinking that he might pester him all day, he decided to pay up to avoid trouble!

Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow, holding up a fire extinguisher in one hand and pointing at Lin Qingqing's room with the other, "Xiaobai, is one bottle enough? Are you going to wait until..."

"Shut up!"

Chen Xiaobai immediately interrupted his jinx, staring at him with an unfriendly expression: "Two bottles. If you say one more word, I won't buy a single one!"

"Okay, feel free!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly reached out and pulled out a card reader from somewhere.

Hu Yifei called out from the kitchen, "Xiao Bai, just wait and see, you'll regret this! What good stuff can this guy sell for!"

"payment successful!"

As the notification popped up, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows danced with excitement. "Xiaobai, you have so many rooms over there, is one bottle enough? Should we...?"

"Get out!!!"

......

Chen Xiaobai suddenly realized he had made a mistake; buying it had only brought trouble upon himself. From today onward, he would have a bodyguard with a fire extinguisher behind him!

Until this election is over.

......

the next day.

Downstairs is a bar and a billiards room.

Chen Xiaobai sat inside, looking sullen, playing billiards with Lü Ziqiao.

Now it's Lu Ziqiao's turn.

They finally managed to shake off Zeng the bodyguard and let him go to other places to sell his products.

As for the reason for his unhappiness, Qingqing hasn't let him hit a home run for two days.

He really wanted to tell her that he hadn't forgotten and that he had prepared a surprise.

But is a surprise that's been told aloud still a surprise?

"Ah~"

Chen Xiaobai sighed.

At this moment, Zhanbo walked over, and his eyes lit up instantly when he saw the two of them.

As the only man in the apartment with a partner, and a playboy, they would definitely know what gift to give!

He ran up to the two of them and said, "Xiaobai, Ziqiao, I have something I want to ask you!"

Lu Ziqiao: "OK!"

Chen Xiaobai: "Speak!"

Lu Zhanbo: "What do women really want?"

Lu Ziqiao: "Nietzsche said, 'If you want to understand a woman, ask another one!'"

Chen Xiaobai stood up, picked up his cue, and aimed. "You just wanted to ask what gift to give Wanyu! Why go through all this trouble?"

"You even know that!" Lu Zhanbo rushed to Chen Xiaobai's side and said in surprise.

"nonsense!"

As he spoke, Lu Ziqiao walked over and sat down, picked up his water glass and took a sip. "Everyone in the entire apartment knows you like Wanyu!"

"What gift should I give her?"

Lu Zhanbo ran up to Lu Ziqiao and humbly asked for advice, "She's been wanting two things lately, a coat and a necklace, but I can only choose one. What should I do?"

"How much do those two items cost?" Lu Ziqiao asked without looking up.

"It would probably cost over ten thousand yuan in a specialty store!"

"It's not cheap!"

Lu Ziqiao sighed, and his mind suddenly became active.

Chen Xiaobai nodded in agreement; it was indeed not cheap for Zhanbo!

“Yes, I spent all my year-end bonus and it was only enough to buy one item, so we have to be careful!” Lu Zhanbo said somewhat impatiently.

"Buy a coat/necklace!" x2

"what?"

Lu Zhanbo was frustrated and confused as he looked at the two different options.

"What should I buy?"

"Of course I'll buy a necklace!" Chen Xiaobai said matter-of-factly.

"Why?" x2

Lu Zhanbo and Lü Ziqiao looked at him together, asking him to give an answer.

"Since I've already bought the coat, once someone else gets one, she won't be looking forward to this one anymore. Anyway, she can borrow it if she wants to wear it. The necklace is your only option!"

Chen Xiaobai shot the ball into the hole and stood up to say something.

He did buy the coat, but not for that reason. He wanted to see if it would keep Mika from leaving.

The appearance of this dress caused Meijia to leave, even though she already knew that Lu Ziqiao wouldn't buy her a gift.

And then I saw a gift, but it wasn't for me!

Finally, we still have to deal with the mess left by Lu Ziqiao...

It could be said to be the last straw that broke the camel's back before Mika left.

Since that's the case, Chen Xiaobai could just have him give a different gift, and that would solve the problem!

Without hope, there is no despair!

If I had never seen the light, I could have continued walking in the darkness...

And since we're going out for Valentine's Day, I'll buy Qingqing a coat to protect her from the wind.

Of course, this is just an appetizer!

"Okay! Thank you, Xiaobai, I understand, I'll go buy it right away!" Lu Zhanbo suddenly became excited. As someone who suffers from decision-making difficulties, he is happiest when there are no more choices!

"Hey, wait!"

Lu Ziqiao suddenly grabbed Zhanbo, gave Chen Xiaobai a resentful look, then pulled him aside and said in a serious tone,

"I know someone who sells jewelry. If you need any, I can buy it for you at a 10% discount!"

"Really?" Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up.

(Lu Ziqiao: "It's all Xiaobai's fault for buying the coat. If Zhanbo had bought a coat, I have a buddy who runs an online coat retailer. He can give me at least a 30% discount, but I'll still make a profit! I also have someone who runs an online jewelry retailer. He should be able to give me a 20% discount! Hehehe~") (Narrator)

"Of course, if you need anything, I can put in a good word with him. It's a little embarrassing, but we're brothers after all!"

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Chen Xiaobai: "......"

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