Love Apartment: Lying down makes me happy

After the ambulance took him away, Chen Xiaobai was fine. Let's see if Atai will pursue the matter.

But probably not, he'll be very busy next!

Hu Yifei still went to keep the appointment, with a calm smile on her face and an umbrella in her hand.

Along the way, Guan Gu frequently glanced sideways, filled with worry.

But he wasn't worried about Hu Yifei; he was worried about Teacher Zeng. He was responsible for keeping an eye on Hu Yifei and making sure Teacher Zeng wouldn't get beaten to death!

It was the same seat, except that Zeng Xiaoxian was replaced by Hu Yifei.

After sitting down, Guan Gu couldn't hold back any longer and asked, "Sister Yifei, you must stay calm later. And, are you sure that voice is okay?"

"Of course! No problem!"

Hu Yifei remained resolute, her smile fading as she firmly declared, "I'm a cultured person. Even if he uses that kind of voice, I will still sit here and watch it to the end!"

"And give him positive feedback, so he'll learn what it means to be a good person!"

Hu Yifei touched her ear, smiled confidently, and then asked:

"By the way, what's the name of the play he's in?"

“Uh… The Death of Optimus Prime” Guan Gu paused for a moment but still answered honestly. The more Hu Yifei acted like this, the more worried he became.

Especially after he learned the title of the play, he became even more convinced that Teacher Zeng would use that voice in the performance.

Hu Yifei nodded silently after hearing this, thinking to herself that it was just as Xiaobai said. Fortunately, she had made preparations in advance. This bitch was definitely up to no good!

Despite cursing inwardly, Hu Yifei was in a good mood; she couldn't wait to see Zeng Xiaoxian's expression when he broke down!

......

In the blink of an eye, Zeng Xiaoxian walked out from behind the scenes, wearing a black short-sleeved shirt and dark blue jeans, with nothing else on him.

He slowly walked to the front of the stage, about two meters away from Hu Yifei.

He stopped, his expression grave. After taking a deep breath to calm his nerves, he spoke with a confident look and a sense of triumphant revenge: "Today, the death of Zhu begins. Chapter One: Autobot Transformation!"

Guan Gu: "I have a bad feeling!"

Boom!

A gong rang out, startling Guan Gu, but Hu Yifei remained unmoved, smiling as she watched the stage.

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused, but now that the die was cast, he had no choice but to proceed, so he began chanting the incantation: "Cool cool cool ke ke~"

Guan Gu: "It's over, Teacher Zeng is done for. We'll have to take him to the crematorium soon!"

As they were talking, he turned his head and suddenly realized that Hu Yifei had no reaction at all, and even seemed a little happy, like she was watching a clown in a circus, having a great time.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Cool, cool, cool, cool~?"

"Cool, cool, cool, cool~??"

"Cool, cool, cool, cool~???"

Zeng Xiaoxian: “???”

Hu Yifei: "Hahahaha~ Zeng Xiaoxian is so silly~ Hahaha..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled. He frowned and read it several more times, but Hu Yifei still didn't react. She even laughed out loud.

After thinking it over carefully, Zeng Xiaoxian suspected that Hu Yifei might be faking it, and that the truth would definitely come out later, so he chanted the incantation even more diligently...

"So cool, so cool, so cool~~~"

"So cool, so cool, so cool~~~"

"So cool, so cool, so cool~~~"

......

After a while.

All the audience members left, grumbling and cursing, but Hu Yifei was still watching with a smile. This free clown performance was naturally more and more enjoyable to watch.

While Zeng Xiaoxian was having an existential crisis, Guan Gu also put earplugs into his ears; Hu Yifei had given them to him.

As soon as you put them on, songs start playing. They're hidden earphones that Hu Yifei had Xiao Hei make. They're flesh-colored and discreet enough to fit directly into your ear, and they have a super long battery life of five hours!

So there were two audience members performing with monkeys below the stage, and one monkey on stage!

......

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, finished the chapter, and returned backstage to put on Optimus Prime's shell.

The moment they stepped out, Hu Yifei and Guan Gu burst out laughing again...

"Hahahaha, this monkey even has skin!" Hu Yifei burst into laughter, slapping her thigh.

Guan Gu couldn't help but grin and chuckle, thinking about Hu Yifei's words, and asked, "Teacher Zeng, when did you turn into a monkey?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"

After a moment of exasperation, the little water gun sprayed...

"Oh!"

The umbrella suddenly opened, but instead of being sprayed, it hit his own face!

"Bah! Bah! Bah!"

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately threw down the water gun and sat down on the ground, saying, "I'm not acting anymore! Why don't you guys react at all? All you do is laugh!"

"Didn't you see that all the audience members have left? What are you laughing at?"

"Of course I'm laughing at you!"

Hu Yifei managed to suppress her smile, cleared her throat, and said, "Teacher Zeng, your performance was wonderful. As your friends, we are proud of you!"

"However, there are still some areas for improvement, and there is still a lot of room for growth. We hope you will continue to work hard, stay humble and prudent, forge ahead bravely, and perform even better in the next match, bringing us more joy!"

Guan Gu: "Me too! Hahaha~~~"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Ah ...

"Boom!"

"Shut up! What kind of crap is this? You're making me late for get off work!"

Suddenly an old man came out, threw the gong on the ground, and turned away cursing.

Hu Yifei/Guan Gu: "Hahahahahaha..."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Waaaaaahh ...

Unfortunately, human joys and sorrows are not shared!

......

ten minutes later.

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and said dejectedly, "Yifei, I admit defeat. I really can't beat you!"

I accept your surrender!

Hu Yifei suddenly became serious, "But I want to tell you, you haven't completely lost!"

"What do you mean?"

"We all wore earplugs, specifically to guard against this trick of yours!"

"What???"

"What's wrong? Performances are meant to bring joy and relaxation, not to disgust people!"

"If you put your heart into creating a script from the very beginning, even if it has many flaws, your friends will encourage you!"

"Of course, it's not that friends shouldn't tell each other the truth. Our praise is an acknowledgment of your hard work in writing the script, the sweat you shed during your all-night rehearsals, and the nervousness you felt when you went on stage!"

"To be honest, we also want to speak, but we should wait until we get home, sit down together, and point out what we think are the shortcomings, instead of immediately negating everything about that person right after their performance!"

Zeng Xiaoxian unconsciously lowered his head and pondered, unable to calm down for a long time. It seemed that this matter could not be judged by winning or losing.

Guan Gu stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Teacher Zeng, no matter how well you acted, in our eyes, you are the best!"

"Thank you, Guangu!"

"Yifei, I was wrong, I'm sorry..."

"If apologies were enough, what would be the point of having police?!" Hu Yifei suddenly turned and left.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head dejectedly.

After a while, a voice suddenly came out: "I suddenly have a new idea, but I'm still missing someone. Are you interested?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly looked up. The light from the doorway was a bit dazzling, but it didn't stop him from smiling.

"it is good!"

......

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Thank you "Qubai" godfather for sending the little flower again. Wishing godfather seven times a night, every time a critical hit!