The reality show "Shrimp Transformation" is so outrageous and absurd it's beyond beli

"Please wrap the rope around your waist and fasten the buckle."

Director Ma was holding a small pink megaphone.

His voice boomed across the entire lawn.

"Hey brothers, what kind of new way to play is this!?"

Xu Jianian noticed that Shang Xu did not obediently put the rope around his waist as Director Ma had instructed.

Instead, he played with the rope hoop like a horse lassoer.

At this point, Director Ma joined the props team and laid out soft foam mats on the fifty-meter track where a sprint was needed.

"Wow, the production team is really thoughtful. Are they afraid we'll fall?"

Jiang Shuyi, who was standing with the three female guests, let out a gasp.

However, he guessed that Director Ma was probably worried about the female guests getting hurt.

For the male guests, minor bumps and bruises were no big deal.

Xia Yu, who was standing to the side, waved her hand.

"nonono."

"This is to make it easier for them to clean up the battlefield, not for our benefit."

Xia Yu saw through it all.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Mu Qing poked her head out curiously.

"It means exactly what it says. We'll know once we see the four of them play one round."

Duan Xiaotang seemed to have realized the trickery involved.

"A novel way to play?"

Shang Xu paused for a moment.

"Is that what you mean?"

With a wave of his hand, he flung away the rope ring that he had been spinning for so long.

Wow!

Xu Jianian's eyes followed the flying rope circle with curiosity.

Shang Xu originally wanted to pull the flying rope back.

Unexpectedly, the rope loop went out of control and swung straight forward.

"Yaaaaaah!!!"

His eyes widened: Σ(?д?|||)??.

Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that the rope on the wooden stake was getting shorter and shorter.

That's when he came up with a solution; he quickly went to stop the source of the trouble.

Looking at the neatly arranged foam pads, Director Ma felt a great sense of accomplishment.

He stood up, clapped his hands, and smiled triumphantly: "Mission accomplished!"

Then, suddenly...

A ring flew over and landed around his neck.

Director Ma was dumbfounded: ? ? ? !!!! =????(?o?o ?)?.

what happened? ?

Shang Xu was shocked: "Waqu, you've gotten yourself into trouble!?"

"Yo, yo, yo, yo!"

Xu Jianian poured oil and started humming a rhythmic tune:

"Hero, you are mighty and strong..."

As he sang, he stopped pretending and burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Shang Shadiao, it has to be you! Hahahahahaha!!"

Before anyone could react, Director Ma, in trying to break free of the restraints but failing, gave the elastic ropes a signal.

The elastic rope begins to work and pulls back.

"Hey hey hey hey hey!!!"

Director Ma kept trying to save his neck.

She watched helplessly as her body was pulled forward.

During the process, I almost tumbled a few times on the soft foam pad.

Xia Yu and the others stood there and saw Director Ma with a collar around his neck, and the pretty young man was pulled over.

Shang Xu opened his arms to catch Director Ma, trying to prevent him from crashing into the wooden stake.

Director Ma tightly covered his head, afraid of hitting it and hurting himself. He watched as the figures of Shang Xu and Xu Jianian became clearer and clearer in his vision.

At that moment, Xia Yu darted out and reached out to grab the rope.

What is our Sister Yu doing? Be careful, don't hurt your hand (°Д°).

[What's with this Shang Sha Diao's actions? Does he really think he's a horse-taming hero? Or is he trying to kidnap Director Ma to be his wife? Hilarious, it's outrageous! Hahahaha.]

[Now we know the ropes on the wooden stakes are elastic ropes, so the guests will have to wear them while eating. If they're not careful, they'll end up like Director Ma, pulled back.]

"Be careful!"

Shang Xu turned around hastily.

They were afraid that the elastic rope, which was being pulled back, would hurt Xia Yu's hand.

Xia Yu pulled hard, it was unclear how much force she used to grab the rope.

The rope got stuck and stopped retracting.

The pulling force on Director Ma's neck also disappeared.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

There was a loud thud.

Director Ma, who lost his footing, knocked Xu Jianian to the ground.

"I'm fine, aren't I amazing?"

Xia Yu first shook her head to let everyone know she was safe, then smugly shook her head.

Li Yan and Fu Jingnian, who were nearby, went over to help the person.

Xu Jianian quickly pushed Director Ma off him.

Xu Jianian let out a loud bang: "Holy crap, you...you...kissed me!?"

His eyes widened, and he covered his mouth with a look of horror and disbelief.

"No, child, keep your voice down! This was an accident!"

Director Ma never expected Xu Jianian to make such a loud noise about such an embarrassing thing.

But that really was an accident.

"It was an accident! It was an accident!!"

Director Ma was no less shocked than Xu Jianian.

Li Yan and Fu Jingnian stood there, stunned: Huh? What did they just hear?

Xia Yu Shangxu froze: I think I just heard something unclean.

Netizens began to discuss it extensively:

[Hahahaha, Xu Jianian's first on-screen kiss is gone? And it was with Director Ma? You can imagine how explosive this is!]

[Holy crap, this is amazing! The feeling of awe is like landing on the moon, doing a driving test there, and then being filmed by aliens who upload it to their internet, making me an overnight sensation.]

[No, they really kissed?? But judging from Xu Jianian's expression, as if her innocence had been violated, it definitely wasn't acting, hahaha! When the live stream replay comes out, we can zoom in and look for details frame by frame!]

[To the person upstairs: Calm down. You seem a bit perverted, searching frame by frame. What are you looking for? The kissing scene?]

"Ahem, well, since nothing happened, let's continue recording the program. Don't keep the viewers in the live stream waiting."

Shang Xu's words brought things back on track.

"Yeah."

Li Yan nodded.

He then helped Xu Jianian, who was still sitting on the ground, to her feet, unable to accept reality.

"Huahua, I'm not clean anymore!"

He turned to Xia Yu and said in a cute voice that he felt like he was about to burst into tears.

Xu Jianian: ???????????

Xia Yu replied with two words: "Be strong."

"Shang Xu, what were you doing just now? What do you mean by that?"

Director Ma didn't forget to settle accounts with Shang Xu.

Was that move just now meant to kill him?

"No, Director Ma, I didn't mean to offend anyone. It was just an accident."

For a moment, Shang Xu didn't know how to explain it.

"Hahahahaha."

Xia Yu's silvery laughter rang out.

"Why are you laughing again?"

Director Ma shifted his focus.

"I laugh because the weather is nice today, I laugh because the audience is cute, I'm just naturally cheerful, so what?"

Xia Yu laughed it off.

"Forget it, forget it, I guess I'm just unlucky."

Director Ma was too lazy to bother with it.

"Then what am I?"

Xu Jianian's face darkened.

He took out several wet wipes and kept wiping his mouth.

"Fine, you can forget about it."

Shangxudao.

"Roll the ball."

Xu Jianian emo.

Director Ma went back and poured an iced Americano to wash his lips.

What kind of storms hasn’t he seen?

"Ready, set, go!"

Director Ma blew the whistle.

The four male guests, each holding an iron rice tray, rushed towards the finish line.

The elastic rope behind him was decreasing in number, loop by loop.