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"Teacher Jia Nian, do you know me?"

To be honest, Jiang Shuyi was a little flattered.

Xu Jianian said calmly, "It's nothing."

Netizen: Read but replied randomly.

Luo He is currently crying his eyes out in the toilet :(*?????)

While chatting with Xia Yu, Su Nan dropped a bombshell about Shen Yujing's embarrassing moments in the team.

"Shen Yujing is something else. He can boast about eating ten bowls of rice in the team, he can go a month without washing his socks, and he even sneaks out at night to eat fried skewers...blah blah blah."

Shang Xu saw Xia Yu and was both amused and exasperated.

Shen Yu made a dazzling entrance with impressive special effects.

[Shen Yu exclaimed in shock: What the hell?! You're not allowed to ruin my image in front of my sister, my darling Yu Yu! You mustn't believe this treacherous minister! He's spreading rumors about me! It seems being too handsome always attracts cunning people who want to harm me!]

[Su Yuxian: Still in the toilet, huh? If you don't get back to the team for training soon, I'm going to ask the cleaning lady to lock the door, and then I'll eat your braised pork ribs.]

[Shen Yu was shocked: People can be insulted, but spare ribs cannot be eaten (?`~′?)]

[Hahaha, my good boy, hand over your phone and go back to training, be a good boy.]

Being able to eat is a blessing!! What does Su Nan know? But you need to break the habit of not washing your socks for a month, be careful of athlete's foot, otherwise you'll get a fungal infection (?i _ i?) ]

[Eating fried skewers, hahaha, it reminded me of the last time my best friend and I went to eat fried skewers and bumped into Shen Yujing. He was wearing an ugly bright red pajama. My best friend is a big fan of his and recognized him at a glance from behind. We went up to him and asked if he was a celebrity, and he said no, no in a high-pitched voice. When he left, he even hunched over, trying to look like an old lady.]

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The three guests sat down and watched the four groups play games.

The Lowe Organization: "Next, we'll play a game where we guess idioms based on emojis. It's based on points, and there are prizes."

Xia Yu perked up immediately, her eyes lighting up: "What? Gold coins to get!?"

It's time for her to upgrade her 666-square-meter villa and Maybach.

They come to this dating reality show to make money, right?

Shang Xu praised, "Director Luo is more reliable than Director Ma. There are no pitfalls, only love."

The other guests nodded in agreement.

[Game Rules: Guess the idiom from the emoji image. Teams of two compete. Those who answer correctly earn points; those who answer incorrectly are penalized. Teams with the highest scores are ranked and awarded prizes.]

They arrived at the swimming pool, where spring seats were set up along the edge of the pool.

There were exactly four groups of eight people at a glance. It seems that those who failed to answer will be bounced into the pool.

"Auspicious Year?"

"Jianian, what's wrong?"

Mu Qing noticed that Xu Jianian seemed out of sorts the whole way.

It takes several calls to get his slow response; he seems to have lost his usual energy.

Mu Qing asked worriedly, "What's wrong? Is something on your mind?"

Xu Jianian replied calmly, "It's nothing."

Mu Qing then quietly went to find Xia Yu: "Hua Hua, I think Jianian seems a little unhappy. Could you go and check on him for me?"

Shang Xu caught the sound of the wind and coughed.

Mu Qing said sweetly, "Shang Xu, can I borrow your flowers?"

Shang Xu was in a great mood: "Okay, hurry up!"

Xia Yu:(?i _ i?)

Xia Yu was speechless: "You're crazy."

Shang Xu didn't argue back: "Yes, yes, you're right."

Xu Jianian's face, which was as beautiful as an idol's, showed signs of weariness.

He sat down in his seat like a robot following a program, and even when Fu Jingnian made sarcastic remarks to him from time to time, he just gave him a cold look.

Fu Jingnian, looking as happy as if he had won the lottery, came over to gossip again: "Bro, you really broke up? How did you get dumped? Tell me so I can cheer you up... ugh, let me help you talk some sense into it."

Xu Jianian: ...

"A good dog doesn't block the way!"

Xia Yu walked over and shoved the eyesore Fu Jingnian aside.

Fu Jingnian stumbled and almost fell into the pool.

"Hey, Xia Yu, you did this on purpose, didn't you!"

"Yes, it was intentional."

"You, you, you..."

Fu Jingnian was furious.

Xia Yu's magical attack: "Roll, roll, roll!"

Xu Jianian's eyes lit up slightly after hearing Xia Yu's voice: "Hua Hua?"

Xia Yu asked, "Yeah, what's wrong, Xu Jianian? Fu Gou was being sarcastic and sarcastic towards you, why haven't you reacted yet?"

Xu Jianian smiled slightly and said, "Isn't it because you're helping me?"

"Are you troubled by something? You don't pay attention to where you're going or talk to anyone all day. What are you thinking about?"

Xu Jianian said bluntly, with a hint of teasing, "Wasn't I thinking about you?"

Xia Yu: (???Pan??)??3??

Xia Yu restrained her hand that wanted to scold someone: "Alright, I've made sure you're okay now, keep being cheeky!"

Seeing the person turn to leave, Xu Jianian still wanted to reach out and stop them.

At this moment, Mu Qing walked back and blocked his view.

Games start.

The large screen in the center began displaying pictures.

[Image 01: A fist, a blade of grass, a frightened expression, and a snake.]

Xu Jianian seemed to have regained his composure, answering incredibly quickly: "Holy crap, there's a snake!"

However, he fell into the water even faster.

Netizen: A drowned rat.

In the blink of an eye, Mu Qing felt a gust of wind pass by her side, followed by a loud thud behind her and splashing water.

Shang Xu played his part normally: "Startle the snake by beating the grass."

Li Yan was a beat late: "Cut the grass..."

Lowe: "Shangxia Group gets one point."

Xia Yu flashed a peace sign at the camera: "May good fortune come to those who help us open the door."

[Figure 02: An ant, a house, a bowl of rice, an ant]

Xia Yu's imagination ran wild: "Two ants are going to eat!"

As soon as Xia Yu finished answering, she felt a push on her buttocks. When she was bounced, Shang Xu tried to reach out and pull her back.

Xu Jianian raised her hand: "An ant came out of the house, and another ant went to eat the rice in its house."

Even while in the air, Xu Jianian didn't forget to make a peace sign: "Huahua, I'm here to keep you company."

Xia Yu surfaced: "How refreshing!"

Netizen: A lotus emerging from the water.

Xu Jianian has surfaced.

Netizen: A yellow-haired creature that fell into the water.

When the two of them came ashore wrapped in blankets, no one rushed to answer; they were all cautiously pondering the picture.

Finally, Shang Xu answered first: "Just in case."

A close-up shot was given to him, and he smiled and said, "It's nothing."

Netizens' scathing comment: Give him a water truck and let him do some watering; he's a man who's driven a tractor before!

Lowe couldn't stand it anymore and reminded him, "I'm asking you to guess idioms, not telling a story or playing a three-word sentence game."

Xia Yu casually mentioned, "So, Director Luo's next game is a three-word sentence-making game."

Netizen: Agreed.

[Hahahaha, my dead memories are attacking me! Xu Jianian laughs loudly as she runs naked to a temple, rides an old lady for 80,000 miles, and puts down jackets on ants in a high-pitched voice (?ˉ??ˉ??)]

[Absolutely amazing! That three-word sentence is incredible! Director Luo, you need to learn how to pamper your fans!!]

I would call the three-word sentence-making exercise the current ceiling of the Gravity Field mini-game (*′I`*)

Two images appear simultaneously:

[Image 03: A drop of water, a wave, a hand, an hourglass]

[Image 04: A sword, an octopus, a bride, an ant]

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