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"I'm not running anymore, I can't run anymore!"

Xia Yu plopped down on the ground.

She was once incredibly successful, but now she's being chased so pathetically by these lowly thugs.

When she leaves the system and returns to the world of metaphysics, how will she survive?

Xia Yu flew up with the drawn talisman.

Just then, the ghost groom caught up, and he easily dodged the yellow talisman by tilting his body.

"Oh, oh, oh, so you can hide now?"

Xia Yu made a sound like she was teasing a puppy, which made Shang Xu, who was standing nearby, laugh.

The ghost groom staggered closer to the two, raising his sharp claws to strike.

Xia Yu's yellow talisman flew back quickly and stuck to the back of his forehead.

With a piercing scream, the ghost groom vanished into thin air.

At this moment, a large group of ghosts who had followed behind were stunned by this scene, and the two sides stared at each other.

[Go for it! You're so stupid, what are you afraid of? Look at how long the Plague God takes to draw a talisman, when is a better time to act? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!!]

The viewers were incredibly excited, wishing they could jump into the screen and wreak havoc.

Netizens were shocked, and then even more shocked.

[Big Head Son and Small Head Dad?? What just happened? Xia Yu drew talismans with his bare hands? How did that NPC just disappear? Is this escape room adventure pre-recorded like a movie, with Director Ma adding special effects in post-production?]

[I think so too. How could something so absurd happen? That NPC just vanished because of a single yellow talisman, or did Xia Yu just draw the talisman out of thin air?]

[Excellent, truly excellent! Such a wonderful visual feast! I'd even accept the script itself. After all, you have to admit, besides Director Ma, who else could come up with a script like this?!]

The ghost friends were somewhat dissatisfied with their comments.

Another wave of transparent bullet comments floated by:

[What kind of script is this?? This ghost feels insulted. If you keep talking, I'll follow the internet cable and come find you (? ? ?? )]

[Don't be so naughty, you might scare my descendants! Also, how did you send that emoticon? Teach me!]

[No, with so many ghosts, what are you hesitating for when facing just two humans? You're embarrassing us! It's just a scare anyway, hurry up and attack!]

...

The ghosts in front of Xia Yu and Shang Xu were completely invisible to netizens, except for a few who were impersonating NPCs.

At this moment, the ghosts seemed to be encouraged and swarmed forward.

The scene was eerily ghostly.

Xia Yu wondered, "Have we offended that many people? We usually only subdue evil spirits, and we just give the others who pass by a beating or a scare, okay?"

She pushed Shang Xu forward: "You go first!"

Shang Xu smiled helplessly: "Okay."

Transparent bullet screen:

[Let's listen to the drama, unravel the mystery: Why does this tycoon's helpless smile seem a little indulgent?]

[Let me tell you a little-known fact: Boss Shang has a lot of photos of Xia Yu hidden in his house. I always said that between this plague god and him, he's the most perverted, secretly hiding other people's photos. Go ahead and laugh at him!!]

[Hahahaha, but it's not funny at all. Why are these idiots who succeed represent us, but fail and are complete strangers to us, all standing still??]

The ghosts who were about to step forward were a little taken aback when they saw Shang Xu's smile.

"Wait, why is this guy laughing? Oh yeah...we're the ones laughing?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than he was slapped hard on the head.

The person next to him reprimanded, "How could he possibly smile at us? Are you crazy?"

"Oh... he's gone crazy."

"But why aren't they afraid at all?"

"He's just putting on an act because he's at his last gasp."

They charged forward again, full of confidence.

When he was half a meter away from the target, Shang Xu simply raised his hand.

They were so frightened that they dared not breathe, their feet stuck to the spot as if glued to the ground.

Shang Xu sneered, and then slowly moved his hand down a little, as if it were a joke.

"Danger! Danger!!"

The scene of the ghosts being swept away to the horizon by Shang Xu's wave of his hand was still vivid in their minds, and they cautiously took a step back.

He moved down, and they retreated.

It's like teasing a dog.

"be quick."

Xia Yu was so sleepy that she tugged at his trouser leg to urge him on.

"it is good."

Shang Xu was too lazy to play anymore, so he simply swung his right hand down.

However, nothing happened.

???

Xia Yu was bewildered: "Are you kidding me?"

The next second, Shang Xu picked her up like a chick and ran away.

The netizens here, unable to see the dirty things, don't understand what Shang Xu was doing.

They suddenly started running wildly.

The viewers watching the live stream were thoroughly satisfied: Hahaha, that was awesome!!

...

Camera 01 continues to follow.

The sound of chainsaws followed relentlessly, and the four men ran until they were breathless, their feet not daring to stop.

Finally, a glimmer of light appeared ahead.

Several people ran out.

The night was bright, and the surrounding area was an unfamiliar grove of trees.

Looking behind me, the dark cave resembled a man-eating monster, sending chills down my spine.

Fu Jingnian couldn't control himself and started cursing loudly.

Shen Youyou's face turned pale: "What a terrible secret room! It's practically deadly."

Duan Xiaotang looked around anxiously, "Where are Mu Qing and the others...?"

Li Yan's phone finally got a signal, and he immediately called Director Ma.

Before the broadcast could even finish, footsteps could be heard coming from inside the cave.

The group immediately became alert, but they were too exhausted to run any further.

"Are you guys okay?"

Mu Qing's voice rang out, and she rushed out anxiously.

Xu Jianian, who was following behind her, looked somewhat serious and absent-minded.

Duan Xiaotang didn't want to recall it: "We're fine, we just almost ran out of breath."

Xu Jianian looked around wearily, but didn't see Xia Yu. He asked in a slightly hoarse voice, "Didn't Xia Yu and the others come out?"

Seeing him turn to go inside, Li Yan said, "Jianian, let's wait for the production crew to come over."

Xu Jianian went inside alone, seemingly ignoring what she had heard.

Mu Qing instinctively wanted to follow, but Duan Xiaotang stopped her.

...

Xia Yu bristled: "No, I really don't want to run anymore!"

Shang Xu reassured him, "Who told you to run away? I'm carrying you here now."

Xia Yu ignored her and drew another talisman.

However, his hands were too wide to concentrate because of the large range of motion in Shang Xu's running.

After running for a while, Shang Xu gradually stopped.

He gently placed Xia Yu aside, and as he turned around, his eyes narrowed. He waved his hand again, this time creating a gust of wind that instantly vanished the pursuing ghosts.

"I will be back!"

Xia Yu's mind went blank: "Why does this sound so familiar??"

She suddenly stood up and pointed at Shang Xu: "No, you were just pretending!?"

Shang Xu's eyes darted around, and he gave an awkward smile: "No, no... yeah, how could that be?"

"Listen to my excuses."

"What do you mean it's not? You made me run all that way!"

He grabbed Xia Yu's outstretched hand.

He reached into his left pocket and then his right, pulling out a band-aid and applying it to Xia Yu's injured thumb.

"Let's go, we're almost at the exit."

Shang Xu held Xia Yu's wrist tightly and didn't let go, and Xia Yu tried to break free.

After walking a few steps forward, a tall figure appeared in the dim light.

Shang Xu and Xu Jianian looked at each other.