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Do you have a wife?

"nerve."

Shang Xu seemed a little disgusted with his intelligence.

"Where's Xia Yu? Where did you hide her?"

A hint of anger flashed across Xu Jianian's face, but her delicate features were filled with more fear.

Shang Xu sighed helplessly, but his expression was extremely smug: "Xia Yu used the exchange card to change your date to me."

Xu Jianian was bewildered in the wind.

Is it easy these days?

Nobody can find a wife!

At the trash can in Wangjing Port, Xia Yu hummed a little tune as she deftly picked up plastic bottles and put them into a bag.

Because the exchange card was used on someone of the opposite sex, Xia Yu was punished with a dare, which required her to collect one hundred bottles.

"No, why are you looking at me?"

Love felt the girl's burning gaze, and he fearfully protected his drink.

Sad reminder.

As such a renowned director in the film industry, he still has to supervise his friend's work after get off work.

Since there's no live stream anymore, what we're recording now are post-production bonus content and the like.

The incident started when Shang Xu preemptively used a dating card on Xia Yu.

Shortly after joining the crew, Luo Wei was informed that Xu Jianian was also using a dating card. Because of Xu Jianian's outstanding performance in the Lanxi charity live stream, his dating card was mandatory.

Xia Yu was thus intercepted, but fortunately she had an exchange card.

...

"Oh my god, I don't want to go on a date with you!"

Xu Jianian angrily threw the flowers into the trash can.

Shang Xu's voice was cold and hard: "You think I want to see you? Then let's just stay here."

He sat on a park bench, waiting for the thirty minutes to pass.

"What are you doing?"

Su Nan uttered a question.

"Ahem." He coughed twice to bolster his courage: "You have to follow the procedure, or you can't leave. I have plenty of time to waste with you!"

Su Nan mentally gave herself a point for praising the netizens who had praised the "Double Swords Combination".

"Fine, let's see how long it lasts!"

"Who is afraid of who?"

Xu Jianian exclaimed "Yo-ho!"

He lay down straight on the ground under the astonished gazes of the two men.

With her hands folded over her abdomen, she closed her eyes, looking as if she were at rest.

Shang Xu's white sneakers brushed against Xu Jianian's arm.

Xu Jianian is very peaceful.

"Do they sleep anywhere, even when they want to?"

Shang Xu admired him, but he remained calm.

Su Nan was taken aback; he had kicked a hornet's nest!

"what happened?"

Xia Yu carried a bag of bottles as she walked here.

Su Nan saw that her eyes suddenly brightened as if she had seen some hope.

He simplified the events and explained them to Xia Yu.

When Shang Xu saw Xia Yu, his eyebrows lit up with joy. Seeing that Xu Jianian hadn't noticed Xia Yu, he quietly got up to snatch her away.

"Where to go?"

Xu Jianian reached out and grabbed his ankle.

He thought Shang Xu wouldn't dare to waste time with him and would run away.

Shang Xu lied: "Going to the toilet, want to go together?"

Xia Yu frowned, indignant: "Damn it, these two lunatics actually dared to bully you!"

Su Nan was her brother's teammate.

Seeing the anger slowly rising above the girl's head, Su Nan tried to explain, "They didn't bully me..."

"Fine, I'll go. Don't try anything funny!"

Xu Jianian did a somersault.

"Huahua!?"

He was both surprised and delighted.

Xia Yu walked over with a forced smile.

Xu Jianian didn't notice anything amiss: "Huahua, did this old fox instigate you to use your exchange card?"

With his plan failing, Shang Xu had no choice but to take a step back and shift his focus to Xu Jianian.

"Fine, Xu Jianian, what were you doing lying on the ground just now? You weren't cooperating with the recording, putting Su Nan in a difficult position and preventing him from completing the recording. You think that's funny?"

Xia Yu grabbed Xu Jianian's collar and shook him violently.

Xu Jianian looked thoroughly enjoying himself.

She's so violent.

I love it so much!

Seeing that he was still quite happy, Shang Xu realized something was wrong and quickly interrupted, "Stop! Men and women shouldn't touch each other!"

Xia Yu began to berate Shang Xu: "And you, what kind of date card did you use so late at night, and why did you have to use me?"

After being bombarded with criticism by Xia Yu, the two reluctantly cooperated with the recording.

[Date Card Contents]

1. Give me a sweet hug.

2. Feed each other.

3. Carry the other person on your back for three minutes.

Su Nan raised the camera with a satisfied look: "Let's begin!"

Shang Xu didn't move his body, but his mouth said, "Hold me."

"Come and hug me."

Xu Jianian looked up at the sky and saw the bright moon.

Look at the ground, and you'll see small pebbles.

Look to the left, and make eye contact with Xia Yu.

"Hmm?" Xia Yu's eyes widened in shock.

Startled, Xu Jianian closed her eyes and hugged Shang Xu tightly.

A look of disgust appeared on Shang Xu's expressionless face as he was being hugged.

Xu Jianian: I'm not clean anymore!

Shang Xu: I'm even less clean now!

Su Nan: "OK".

The two separated quickly, but didn't forget to glance at each other.

Don't overthink it!

"I didn't think much of it!"

Xia Yu smiled brightly: "Next one."

I love seeing them forced to work!

Su Nan just finished recording while holding back her laughter the whole time.

The four of them went to the food street and bought a serving of takoyaki (octopus balls).

Shang Xu picked up a pill and shoved it into Xu Jianian's face.

Xu Jianian was speechless for a moment. He took the initiative to eat the meatballs, but Shang Xu mischievously moved them away, making him chase after them to eat.

"business…."

Xia Yu only said half a word, and Shang Xu obediently completed the task.

After eating the meatballs, Xu Jianian eagerly took the box and it was his turn to feed the meatballs.

Shang Xu crossed her arms and stared at his movements, feeling that she was about to be made things difficult.

Xu Jianian smiled slyly and pretended to slip his hand when feeding the meatballs. His acting was a bit clumsy, and the meatballs flew into the air.

Unexpectedly, Shang Xu tilted his head back and ate it.

"This unscientific."

Xu Jianian suspected that she was hallucinating.

Shang Xu scoffed, glancing sideways at him: "You little brat."

When it came to the third one, neither of them wanted to carry the other.

Su Nan came over to mediate: "How about this, each of you carry the other for one and a half minutes, is that fair?"

Shang Xu: "行".

Xu Jianian: "No."

They glared at each other.

Xu Jianian: "Okay."

Shang Xu: "No."

The two of them scoffed.

"Stop cutting! Hurry up and we'll finish!"

Xia Yu urged them on before the two reluctantly cooperated.

Shang Xuxian carried Xu Jianian on his back. The two were about the same height and weight, so it was not a problem for him to carry her.

Ironically, Xu Jianian just held her hands like that, unwilling to have too much contact with Shang Xu.

Xia Yu covered her face and laughed: "You two have such a talent for comedy!"

Xu Jianian said arrogantly, "If this happens again, I'm going to quit recording!"

During the process of carrying people on his back, Shang Xu behaved himself and did not cause any trouble.

A minute and a half later, it was Xu Jianian's turn to carry him.

Just like Xu Jianian, Shang Xu held his arms and tried to keep his back as straight as possible.

Su Nan complained, "Why does this feel like two not-so-bright thieves scouting the place?"

Xu Jianian had no intention of just enduring a minute and a half like that, so he deliberately carried Shang Xu to walk under the willow trees by the river.

The willow branches drooped downwards, and Shang Xu suffered as the branches slapped him in the face repeatedly.

Shang Xu numbly said, "Xu Jianian, you did a great job."

Xu Jianian chuckled triumphantly, "Don't mention it, it's only right that I show you the night view by the river."

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