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"What's there to explain? It's just recording a show, so do whatever makes you happy!" Director Ma laughed heartily, finding it quite amusing.

After a while, Director Ma arranged for a group of people to clear the comments section and the program resumed normal recording.

"Because everyone is so enthusiastic in the comments, we'll skip the Q&A session for now." Director Ma sat down at his desk, crossing his legs.

[Tonic, oh tonic! Dog Entertainment Club and Star Entertainment Reporter, right? My other phone is already in action.]

[Where did those people come from, making such a mess of the live stream? Whether it's scripted or not is no longer important; it's all about what you think. If you don't want to watch a dating show, you can just swipe away. There's no need for this attention-seeking stunt. (By Xing Le Entertainment Reporter)]

[This really isn't scripted! So many netizens' ancestors are appearing in my dreams, it's making me rush to the cemetery to burn paper money for my great-grandmother right now. I miss her, she hasn't appeared in my dreams for so long. Last night's dream was so vivid. But Grandma, the bad news is I can't afford ten jobs, the good news is I'm a big boss, I can ship as many couples as I want without any problem, just ask!]

[Those who say they received dreams from others are probably paid shills for the dating show, but I didn't receive any dreams from others.]

Because you're low, you don't deserve it, don't you understand? You're just a mudfish that's gotten a little seawater on its skin and thinks it's seafood.

"Last night, before each guest entered, they all chose a sandalwood plaque, on which was engraved a message that determined today's group assignments. Now, let's start with Xiaotang and have each of you answer the first and second lines of the couplet in turn."

Director Ma gestured for him to enter.

Duan Xiaotang held the microphone in both hands and enunciated clearly: "The mountains and rivers seem to block the way."

After saying that, she looked at the male guest opposite her with a curious gaze to see who could come up with the matching line. After looking around, her gaze actually only lingered on Li Yan.

The comments section was filled with people typing Li Yan's name:

[Li inkstone, Li inkstone, Li inkstone must be a Li inkstone!]

If it's not rock sugar pear soup, Director Ma, I'll hate you for life.

[No need to guess, it's Li Yan]

Amidst expectant gazes, the man who had been the center of attention spoke: "Make without adding 'to'."

[It really is Li Yan, yay! The young emperor and empress, rock sugar and snow pear are a perfect match!]

Director Ma has excellent taste; Director Ma is a qualified matchmaker; we, the CP fans, will always love and respect you, Director Ma!

[Actress Duan smiled at Li Datou. It was their first time appearing together on a variety show, and they were both well-prepared. Moreover, the wooden plaque was randomly selected by everyone, which shows that the two are destined to be together and are a perfect match.]

Li Yan smiled brightly, stepped forward and shook hands with Duan Xiaotang: "Xiaotang, I'm very happy to be paired with you."

"I'm honored too."

Director Ma glanced at Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang with a sly smile, noticing their polite demeanor and the feeling that they were pretending not to understand.

When it was Mu Qing's turn, she silently prayed that she would be paired with her ideal male guest: "North of Gushan Temple, west of Jia Pavilion".

"I really want to eat fried chicken."

Upon hearing that familiar voice, Mu Qing and Xu Jianian stared at each other in disbelief.

Xu Jianian covered her face and laughed: "But I really want to eat fried chicken, what should I do, Director Ma, please order me some!"

Although Xu Jianian felt regretful that she couldn't partner with Xia Yu, Mu Qing was also good, unlike that troublesome Shen Youyou.

[Practice diligently, I'll start by bowing in respect]

[Mu Qing's gaze towards Xu Jianian is so different. Go Mu Qing!]

[Jiang Shuyi: That's great! My goddess and my brother's idol have become a couple! I'll ship them first!]

When it came to Shen Youyou, her face showed a slight worry. Now only Fu Jingnian and Shang Xu were not paired up. Neither of them were the perfect partners in her mind, because their backgrounds were not good enough and they lacked popularity.

Shen Youyou, as always, pretended to clear her throat: "Cough cough."

So that all attention can be focused on her.

Shen Youyou's voice was sweet: "The vicissitudes of life are the true path of humanity."

After she finished speaking, her expectant gaze fell on Shang Xu. After all, Shang Xu's handsome face was very pleasing to the eye, and he had only appeared on the screen for a day. His popularity on Weibo remained high, making him a treasure waiting to be discovered.

Shang Xu sat casually, his hand resting on the edge of the chair, his expression nonchalant; it was obvious at a glance that it couldn't be him.

Shen Youyou looked at the person next to Shang Xu in surprise, only to see Fu Jingnian speaking with a bright smile: "Be low-key and don't be arrogant."

Fu Jingnian was secretly delighted, probably thinking it was a match made in heaven: "Youyou, we really are destined for each other."

In contrast, Shen Youyou's expression was not so normal. She gave a forced smile and did not answer Fu Jingnian's question. Fu Jingnian, who was good at making up his own interpretations, simply assumed that Shen Youyou was shy.

They're a perfect match, a perfect couple, locked in!

[Blessings! This is my favorite couple, they absolutely have to stay together, neither of them should be allowed into the market!]

[Those comments above were probably intentional. Real yo-yo players don't like Fu Gou trying to ride on the yo-yo craze, yet you guys keep making sarcastic remarks. I'm speechless. I hope you get paired with Fu Gou in the next episode.]

Xia Yu saw that the comments were all about blessings and being locked in a relationship, and she couldn't help but chuckle.

Upon hearing the noise, Shen Youyou immediately glared at them, then looked at the comments section, her expression becoming even more gloomy.

Fu Jingnian, however, didn't feel anything was wrong; he was simply immersed in the endless joy of being a couple with his beloved.

"They're a perfect match, lock them up! Neither of them should be allowed into the market." Xu Jianian, who rarely reads bullet comments, rarely does, and she even shouted it out loud right next to the main character's face.

Fu Jingnian could tell from his sarcastic tone that it wasn't a sincere blessing, and he felt that his interest had been completely ruined: "If you can't speak, then don't speak. If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute."

"You're a plumber, why are you bothering with all this?"

Xu Jianian stood up and yelled into Fu Jingnian's ear.

"You're sick, you're sick."

Fu Jingnian rolled his eyes and moved the chair to the left.

The chair leg slammed against Shang Xu's chair with a loud thud.

Shang Xu gave him an unfriendly sideways glance. When their eyes met, Fu Jingnian was startled and almost forgot that the man on his left was no pushover either.

Fu Jingnian: The left side is unhappy, the right side is clueless, I'm impressed.

[The way Shang Shadiao used to look at dog poop with such affection is now as cold as a still pond. How strange.]

Who says you can be sentimental when looking at dog poop? Fu Gou is just dog poop, isn't he?

[They didn't eat your rice, is it necessary to use such foul language to insult them? Speechless. Can the administrators kick these people out? They're ruining the live stream environment.]

[The previous post appears to be from a secondary account belonging to "Strong Brother"]

The last pairing is Xia Yu and Shang Xuwu. I'm curious what their secret code is, hahaha.

[Yu Yu and Shang Xu seem like a good match. They must know each other in private, they look like a married couple. But why did they pretend not to know each other on the show? There's a story behind it. I like it.]

Xia Yu glanced at Shang Xu with a knowing look in his eyes. He noticed that Shang Xu seemed to be staring at her with a meaningful smile, just like Xu Jianian's gaze at first, only his seemed more innocent.

Considering the procedure, Xia Yu spoke leisurely: "A riot of colors is enough to dazzle the eye."

Shang Xu smiled and said, "I'll take a look if I can."

Director Ma announced: "Our first four couples are Bing Tang Xue Li, Qin Jia Lian Xi (Qing Jia), You Nian, and Yu Xu. We welcome all viewers in the live stream to click the link below to name your favorite couple."