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"Who do you choose?" Duan Xiaotang asked.

Xu Jianian rested her hand on her forehead, gazing into the distance, and said, "Of course I'll choose Mu Qing next to Shang Xu..."

Mu Qing:Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Mu Qing was surprised and expectant at the same time; her heart skipped a beat.

"Xia Huahua, who lives across from Mu Qing's neighbor Tangtang!" Xu Jianian whistled in a lewd tone at Xia Yu.

"I don't want it!" Xia Yu said, waving her hand in refusal while munching on a biscuit.

"I'll praise you, cough cough." Xu Jianian stood on a stool with one foot, striking a pose like a romantic poet.

"Uh..." Shang Xu thought to himself, this person is really dramatic.

Fu Jingnian muttered under his breath, "Pretending."

Shen Youyou lowered her eyes, not in high spirits.

Li Yan and Duan Xiaotang looked at him like they were looking at their own mischievous younger brother.

After a moment of disappointment, Mu Qing's face brightened again.

"No, no!" Xia Yu covered her ears.

"Listen to it." Shang Xu mischievously moved her hand away.

Xu Jianian, in his middle school days, blurted out, "Xia Yu, your beauty is like that of a fairy from heaven, captivating me completely. Your intelligence amazes me; you are the brightest star in my heart!!"

Everyone: ……

[This guy must have Baidu in his head, hahaha, so corny and so cringey, typical of Xu Jianian. But Xia Huahua's back is bent so low, she's practically crawling under the table.]

[Luo He: Do those who criticize Jia Nian Ge even know how to appreciate this? This is such a wonderful praise, so eloquent! If it were me, I definitely wouldn't have come up with such brilliant and beautiful words. I envy Xia Yu, I wish I could be Xia Yu.]

[Shen Yu was surprised: "Your name is Xu Jianian, right? You have good taste. That's a good compliment. That guy Luo something-he from before was right. If it were me, I might have to think for an hour. You said it so fluently. Not bad, not bad. No wonder you studied abroad."]

[Su Yuxian: Uh… I thought Xu Jianian praising Xia Yu was awkward enough, but the two before me really opened my eyes. And Shen Yujing, you're still not asleep? Don't be late for tomorrow's outdoor activity, or I'll just hand you the bowl and chopsticks.]

[Shen Yujing: Okay, Captain. Time for bed. Goodnight, Makka Pakka.]

[Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, have revealed two not-so-bright minds: Luo He, a rich but foolish man, and Shen Yu, a clear-headed yet naive college student.]

"Did I do a good job praising you?" Xu Jianian said smugly.

"Not bad, not bad." Duan Xiaotang couldn't help but chuckle.

Li Yan kept his eyes glued to the live chat comments. He laughed at how entertaining they were and casually commented, "The younger generation is truly formidable."

Mu Qing cast an envious glance at Xia Yu, who nodded and smiled at her. On the other side, Mu Qing also saw Shen Youyou's intense jealousy.

"Is this really your own idea?" Shang Xu asked skeptically.

"Of course!" Xu Jianian confidently patted his chest to assure him.

"Don't mention me next time," Xia Yu said, bowing in thanks.

"Did I not praise you enough? I knew one minute wasn't enough for me to show my true abilities. Let's exchange contact information, and you can praise me for as long as you want in private."

Xia Yu covered her ears, refusing to listen to Xu Jianian's incessant chatter. The game of Truth or Dare had ended, and it was already past ten o'clock. Everyone dispersed and went back to their rooms, but Xu Jianian kept nagging Xia Yu like a salesman trying to sell her health products.

Shang Xu crossed his hand across the room: "You look like a stalker."

"Really? Did a director hand me a script? I really want to play this kind of twisted character!" Xu Jianian winked at the camera.

[Ahhh, Jia Nian is so handsome and sweet! You're not suited for these roles; you're better suited to be the male lead in my life.]

[Luo He: Brother Jianian, are you serious? I can invest in your film production. Do you want a movie or a TV series, or both? Look at me, bro.]

[Haha, poor Luo Shao is humbly begging Xu Dawang to take a look, but unfortunately, this silly Xu Dawang doesn't really read the comments, especially those about him. If he sees one, he'll immediately look away. I don't know why.]

[Maybe Jia Nian thought everyone was criticizing him, boohoo, poor Jia Nian, they're all your fans who love you. Don't be afraid, even if there are haters, they're like mantises trying to stop a chariot, so weak.]

"Why don't you take a look at the comments?" Shang Xu reminded him.

"I'm not watching, I'm going to sleep." Xu Jianian doesn't like watching bullet comments because she has a bit of trypophobia.

"Why!"

Before entering the room, Xu Jianian couldn't resist patting the GGbond on Shang Xu's clothes.

"Lula lula le, lula lula le, bravely move forward..."

The catchy song, combined with the dazzling lights, made the second floor, which was dark, look like a cool karaoke room. Shang Xu went to turn the lights back on, speechless.

"Xu Jianian!"

……

Xia Yu was so sleepy that she fell into a deep sleep as soon as she touched the bed.

After a long and tiring day, Shen Youyou tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

"System, didn't you promise to teach that bitch Xia Yu a lesson?" Shen Youyou kept thinking about this.

[Female Supporting Character System: Host, get ready. Look out the window in a bit.]

Shen Youyou couldn't wait to run to the window. When she looked outside, there was only an old white lamp flickering in the yard. Her gaze was inexplicably drawn to a well in the yard.

During the day, the well seemed unremarkable, but at night, it became increasingly eerie. Just one glance at it seemed to freeze one's gaze, and a sense of dread spread from the soles of one's feet to the top of one's head.

Here.

Xia Yu, who was fast asleep, suddenly woke up. Looking out the window, she noticed something strange; something was getting closer and closer with malice.

"Who is it? So mean, trying to ruin my sleep!"

Xia Yu initially wanted to ignore it, but she just couldn't fall asleep.

Helpless, she got out of bed and put on her shoes. She opened the window and immediately spotted the dry well that exuded an eerie aura.

"When did this well come about?" Xia Yu had no recollection of it. After a moment of stunned silence, she climbed out the window.

Shang Xuzheng is surfing in his blanket: Why is Xia Yu also called Xia Huahua?

[Answer: Xia Yu is nicknamed Xia Huahua because of Tagore's famous quote, "Life is as brilliant as summer flowers, death as serene as autumn leaves," meaning that everything proceeds naturally and peacefully, corresponding to Xia Yu's Buddhist-like personality. Her first leading role in a drama series, "Life is as Brilliant as Summer Flowers," held special significance for her...]

The long, drawn-out reading made Shang Xu sleepy, and just as he was about to drift off to sleep, a sudden intuition struck him like a ton of bricks.

Quotient order :=????(??? ????)

Something unclean is approaching!!!

The number of viewers in the live stream gradually decreased but remained between one and two million. The equipment in the yard clearly recorded Xia Yu's flipping and landing steadily on the ground. Then, she took a couple of brisk steps to a dry well covered with moss.

She placed a rock the size of a drill bit under her bottom, braced her elbows on the edge of the well, and gently touched her cheek with her fingers, as if waiting for something.

[Oh my god, did Xia Yu just suddenly flip down from the second floor? Seriously? Was she sleepwalking? What was she doing by the well so late at night? When did a well appear there? I didn't even notice it during the day.]

That well is so dark, it looks kind of creepy at night. What is Xia Yu doing? The light under the eaves is flickering. Isn't she afraid?

[This woman is probably just trying to create drama for herself. Everyone else is asleep, and she's still out strolling around, even meticulously planning her entrance. She's probably just trying to grab attention by sitting in the well. I can predict tomorrow's trending topics will be things like Xia Yu knows martial arts, Xia Yu sleepwalks, Xia Yu's strange behavior, etc.]