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"Hua Hua, are you still feeling unwell?"

He hugged her tighter.

Why are you hugging me!?

!!!

Xia Yu regained her senses and quickly broke free from his embrace.

She lowered her head, at a loss, unable to look directly at him.

(Oops! Oh no! Why am I blushing?! No! I can't let him see!)

Shang Xu's arms were empty, and he looked utterly dejected, as if he had lost a priceless treasure.

Her beautiful eyes drooped, making her look endearing.

Fortunately, he could hear his inner thoughts from time to time.

That's exactly what I heard.

His face instantly lit up with a spring breeze, like newly sprouted branches in early spring, every inch radiating the vitality of spring.

Shang Xu looked at Xia Yu, who was looking down with her head down in embarrassment, her fingers intertwined, engaging in a psychological battle.

(Hua＼(`Δ')／: Xia Yu, are you crazy? How could you think like that? It must be because he hugged me too tightly and it was too hot just now, yes! It must be! It has to be!!)

He couldn't help but smile.

He did not expose Xia Yu.

"Huahua, did you remember something?"

He slowly bent down and asked cautiously.

"Yes!"

"I just remembered something very important!"

Upon hearing this, Xia Yu's earlier shyness vanished.

Shang Xu: ( ???????)o彡 I asked too early…

"So what did you remember?"

He was both excited and nervous.

"hehe."

Xia Yu smiled but remained silent.

商｜д?′)!!: Judging from that expression, it doesn't seem like anything good?

"I just remembered you owe me money!"

"Pay back the money!"

Xia Yu reached out and demanded it with a perfectly justified air.

"what??"

?(???;)?？ ？ ？

What's wrong with Xia Yu?

"Four hundred years ago, on Mahuai Mountain, a drought demon ravaged the land, leaving it barren for hundreds of miles around. The land was parched and fragmented, and the people suffered greatly."

"You asked me to come out of seclusion to help you, but then I got bogged down by the Evil Coffin of the South China Sea. What happened to the money you promised?"

Xia Yu blinked, and only after speaking did she realize that asking now might not be the right time.

The mini drone was still hovering in the distance, and netizens were extremely curious about what the two of them were doing over there.

"Listen to my explanation."

"I gave you all my cards before, I didn't mean to owe you money."

(T_T: Sorry, it was on purpose. If I didn't owe you money, why would I make you remember me? This is so hard for me~)

“You’ve returned all the cards to me untouched, but I know it must be very inconvenient to use so many. I’ll reorganize my assets and return them to you with open arms later.”

"hey-hey."

"Is this okay?"

"Isn't that nice?"

Shang Xu smiled ingratiatingly, his sincerity evident.

(Businessperson: Is my smile okay? Does it seem too forced? What if Huahua thinks I'm not being sincere?!)

Xia Yu frowned, wondering why he was making those winking gestures.

"We'll see when the time comes. I don't need that."

She paused, noticing the camera approaching.

The mini drone just happened to find them.

Netizens listened intently as they discussed money.

"Invincible Sailor Moon: I'm short of money!! I'm short of flowers, but I'm short of money!"

"Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: (???) What!? Flower isn't short of money? Me neither!! Hehe! Flower and I finally have something in common!"

"When someone tries to piss on a water gun, they yell: 'Hey, what are you doing? What are you pretending for? Keep it down!! Keep it down!'"

"Rebirth: In This Life, I Am Still a Beast or a Horse: "

(● ????ロ????)??? Did I hear that right? Shang Bao said he's going to give all his money to Hua Hua? Goodness, bro, you're getting married so soon! But bro, I sincerely wish you happiness. I'm not very good at this, but here's a handbook on how to be a loving and devoted stay-at-home husband, which I'm offering free of charge!!

"Among all the monkeys on the mountain, my butt is the reddest: Sister upstairs, did Shang Xu send you a private message?"

"Shang Xu's dog: Oh my god, help! He loves it so much! He loves it to death! He's head over heels in love with it!"

...

...

We meet on a narrow road.

"It's them!"

Mu Qing exclaimed in surprise that she and Xu Jianian had run into Zhao Jiajia and Fu Jingnian at the vending machine after turning a corner.

The two men leaned against the wall, looking listless, as if they had been waiting for a long time.

His eyes lit up at that moment.

"Someone is coming!"

Zhao Jiajia woke up Fu Jingnian, who was dozing off.

She stood up straight, with proper posture.

She stared at Xu Jianian with a smile in her eyes.

"Xu Jianian, it's been a long time."

Zhao Jiajia greeted them in a familiar tone.

"Is that all you say all day long?"

Xu Jianian looked impatient.

He just felt that there was something wrong with Zhao Jiajia.

Just say what you mean, why do you always have to say it like that, making people misunderstand?

"So you want to talk to me more? Then I'll treat you to dinner after the show."

Zhao Jiajia winked playfully, then her gaze suddenly fell on Mu Qing, as if she had suddenly remembered someone else:

"I'd like to invite you and Sister Muqing to dinner."

Fu Jingnian, standing behind: What about me?

Mu Qing's eyelids twitched, and she felt displeased.

"If you don't want to eat, please don't bother me."

After refusing, Xu Jianian wanted to take Mu Qing away.

"It's your business if you don't want to eat."

"Sister Mu Qing hasn't said no yet, why are you in such a hurry?"

Zhao Jiajia spoke in a blaming tone towards Xu Jianian.

"Back in Berkeley, Mu Qing was an alumna I always admired. After graduation, seeing how well she's doing makes me truly happy. She's my biggest role model."

Mu Qing was genuinely annoyed that she was addressed as "sister" with each word distinct.

Jiang Shuyi charged forward in the live chat:

"Jiang Shuyi: It's a pity that she doesn't play villainous supporting roles with such acting skills."

"Young Master Chen: What are you pretending for? You seem genuinely happy, but I think you're just truly jealous."

"Professionally cultivating 100 mu of Biluochun tea:"

"I'm a social manipulator myself, little sister, do you think I can't see through your little schemes?"

"To win a smile from a beautiful woman is to be willing to give one's life for:"

"You guys are really something else! Jiajia was just expressing her affection for her senior, and you're all going to criticize her like that? Does that mean she shouldn't like Muqing, but should hate her? Is that what would satisfy you?!"

"Shoot the mistress: In their eyes, whatever Jiajia does is wrong. Before you become keyboard warriors, why don't you look at what's in your pockets, take a piss and look in the mirror? A bunch of beasts of burden in real life come to the internet to act like tyrants!"

...

Jiang Shuyi laughed in anger in front of the screen.

"Holy crap, someone actually called us cattle and horses!"

Chen Shao felt that you could encounter anything by playing on the internet.

"Could you help me investigate this Zhao Jiajia?"

On second thought, Jiang Shuyi was still uneasy.

"Forget it, I'll investigate myself."

"Look at what kind of person Zhao Jiajia is, daring to disrespect my goddess Mu Qing!"

...

"Go eat by yourself, Mu Qing won't agree to that!"

Xu Jianian didn't want this person to bother Mu Qing, so she chased Zhao Jiajia away like a fly.

"Okay."

"It's just a meal, I agree."

No one expected that Mu Qing would actually agree.

Even Zhao Jiajia herself was stunned.

"Count me in, I'm going to eat too!"

Fu Jingnian seized the opportunity to raise his hand and join the dinner party.