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"Old Shang, you're acting like a bodyguard now."

Xu Jianian despised him.

It's because this guy treats him like a thief, not letting him get close to Xia Yu.

"better than you."

Shang Xu sneered and calmly retorted:

"You look like an unemployed street urchin."

Hua Hua: (*≧▽≦)??)).

"Accurate and correct."

Duan Xiaotang smiled slightly, giving her approval.

"you you you!!"

"You, you, you all!"

Xu Jianian was on high alert.

"Ahhh~ Mu Qing~".

He wanted to ask Mu Qing for her opinion.

Upon hearing this, Mu Qing scrutinized him from head to toe.

Mu Mu: Uh (°ー°〃)…

"Forehead…."

"Actually, I feel that Shang Xu's words are not unfounded."

Shang Xu chuckled and raised an eyebrow at him.

Shang: (??w??) Shuan Q.

Xu: (?_?|||) I'm spitting blood!!

Mu: I'm not participating (*′I`*).

Duan: I'm only responsible for watching the show.

Flower: It's none of my business (? ??_??)?

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"Hey!"

"Brother Li Yan, you've finally arrived! You have to be my judge!"

When he saw Li Yan, it was as if he had seen a lifeline.

After all, Li Yan was like an older brother to them, so they would never show favoritism.

"Alright, Jia Nian."

Li Yan steadied Xu Jianian's shoulders with both hands.

"Waaaaah... Brother Li Yan."

Don't pay too much attention to what others say.

"Ahhh, I'm so touched!!"

Xu Jianian pouted, as if she had found the courage to be supported.

Netizens: "Waaaa, Actor Li is so great~"

"After all, what others said wasn't without reason."

Li Yan patted Xu Jianian on the back.

"So just listen to it."

"What!?"

"Netizen: It's too early to say anything. It's Li Datou who's killing people by hurting their feelings."

"Alright, everyone, let's get moving."

Xia Yu yawned, wanting to finish recording this episode as soon as possible.

"What about Shen Youyou?"

Mu Qing mentioned this person.

"Wow, I didn't expect this guy to have his own melon patch."

"Wonderful, absolutely wonderful."

Xia Yu clicked her tongue. She had just seen the comments on the live stream, and it was hilarious that Shen Youyou's male fans were collectively losing their composure.

"Netizens are going to be ecstatic, they can watch one less advertisement now."

Shang Xu rested his chin on his hand, feeling much more comfortable in his eyes.

Netizen: Bro, you really understand us!!

"I knew she was that kind of person a long time ago."

"But I didn't expect it to be so explosive."

Duan Xiaotang, with water in her mouth, made gurgling noises as she tried to join the discussion.

Drink slowly.

Li Yan was afraid she would choke, so he stared at her nervously.

Shen Youyou was too ashamed to appear on camera at that moment, so Director Ma called his staff to take her away to go through the contract termination and compensation process.

"How embarrassing! How embarrassing!"

Director Ma held the microphone in one hand, his speechless voice coming from the broadcast.

"The most important thing for an artist is to have professional ethics."

"Our production team will not only terminate the contract with Shen Youyou, but will also no longer employ her in our future programs. If other directors hire her, they will not need to discuss any cooperation with me, Ma Shang. In addition, we will seek compensation for the impact of the scandal involving artist Shen Youyou on our program."

Director Ma's words were very gratifying.

Barrage:

"Homebound college students:"

"Hey, why aren't Shen Youyou's cronies here defending her? Weren't they so vocal before?!"

"The Dog of Shangxu:"

(?ˉ??ˉ??) Finally, I don't have to see that most annoying ad anymore, thank you, thank you.

"Midnight Melancholy Fierce Woman:"

＼(`Δ')／This humble girl has a little idea. If each of Shen Youyou's true fans donates 100 yuan, it can help your pure and kind goddess pay her breach of contract penalty. Hurry up and act! Ahem… Also, I have her QR code, which is on my social media account. Scan it quickly, don't keep your sister waiting.

"Whoever fills a water gun with urine will scream:"

＼(`Δ')／ Hey, let's all get rich together! I have Shen Youyou's alternate account QR code, everyone please lend a hand! It's on my homepage, scan it quickly. 」

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"I'm so miserable. I never expected my partner to be this kind of person."

Fu Jingnian came over to play the victim.

"Now that your on-screen partner is gone, you should hurry up and leave the show."

Shang Xu spoke frankly and without reservation.

"what do you mean?"

Fu Jingnian glared at him, his tone questioning and dissatisfied.

"I just don't like the look of you."

Xia Yu didn't know why, but seeing Fu Jingnian's bad attitude towards Shang Xu made her feel annoyed.

"My contract with the show hasn't expired yet."

Fu Jingnian put his hands on his hips.

"Director Ma, why don't you pair him with a shrew?"

Xia Yu blinked and called out to Director Ma through the camera.

"Pfft."

Shang Xu smiled.

"Hua Hua's suggestion is good."

"Fu Jingnian has hooked up with a so-called innocent young actress, so let's change things up for him now."

Fu Jingnian suddenly stopped being angry, because he remembered someone.

"Director, how about letting Sister Lele temporarily take over as a female guest?"

He spoke without hesitation, which drew disdainful looks from Xia Yu and the others.

"No, please don't come any closer, I'm so embarrassed!"

Lele was so frightened that she turned pale in the monitoring room.

"Don't be a toad trying to eat swan meat, okay?"

Xia Yu rolled her eyes, speechless.

"Alright, the new replacement guest is on his way. I'll hold another meeting after this episode's recording to arrange the follow-up matters."

Director Ma spoke up, after all, there are plenty of male and female celebrities who want to come to this show, and he has a lot of artists who would rather fly to get on the show. And now, the opportunity has come.

Netizens:

"Who is it? Who's coming?!"

"No matter who it is, please, please, don't let another one of those annoying 'white lotus' types like Shen Youyou come along. Please, please."

"Hahaha, it would be best if someone could make Fu Si look embarrassed."

The production team quickly displayed the female guest's prompts on the screen:

"Little Chili Pepper," "Idol to Singer," "Xu Jianian"

When the last prompt appeared, everyone was stunned, thinking they were seeing things.

Barrage:

Carnival:

No offense intended, but is the staff member drunk, has shaky hands, or is it Parkinson's disease?

"The farmer's three punches hurt a little:"

＼(`Δ')／ Don't be surprised, everyone. It's probably someone related to Xu Jianian.

Lu Shanquan saw through everything.

"Whoever fills a water gun with urine will scream:"

Actually, I could roughly guess who it was from those two clues, but I never expected she was having an affair with Xu Jianian! That's really explosive!!

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"It's over, Xu Jianian is after you."

Shang Xu patted him on the shoulder, telling him to behave himself.

"Stop spreading rumors! Don't drag me into this mess of random people!"

Xu Jianian denied it, and he was speechless.

I think Director Ma is crazy.

"What does this have to do with me? These three prompts were chosen by the female guest and have nothing to do with the production team."

Although Director Ma came out to clarify, his words implied that he was stirring up trouble.

The barrage exploded instantly.

"Shang Lai, you're just watching the show, don't you enjoy the excitement?"

Lovi knew that Director Ma did it on purpose.

Otherwise, he could have clearly chosen not to release the third clue.

"Tsk tsk, it seems this female guest has come with ill intentions."

...

Mu Qing lowered her eyes and silently clenched her fists.

Suddenly, her fist was grasped by a warm hand.

She was taken aback and met Xia Yu's gaze.