Let me win you over, and you'll become a heartthrob before I even begin?
Chapter 88 Smart Little A at Your Service
Hearing the little panda curse the merchants as profiteers, Yan Weixi patted its head and said, "Just admit it, your system store is a profiteer!"
"There's a reason this stuff is expensive. Do you think assets and luck points can be deducted so easily? There's a complete set of operating rules, and the materials required are exceptionally high."
Yan Weixi took a picture of the Qinhuai River with her mobile phone, and the next moment, a blue virtual panel popped up on the phone.
The virtual panel begins loading and processing information.
And a comment will pop up:
[Please note! The calculated value varies depending on each person's assets and fortune. Deductions are made proportionally, not according to a standard rate. Some people will have more deductions, some less; it all depends on the proportion and how much the person being judged values their assets. There is no standard value!]
Next, they began to calculate all the bad things Qin Huaihe had done since birth, the evil words he had uttered, and the bad things he would do in the future.
The virtual panel lists in detail all of Qin Huaihe's actions.
[One year old, Qin Huaihe's father, tax evasion, deducted two points of luck value, 1 billion.]
[At one year old, Qin Huaihe's mother slapped the nanny, deducting 0.5 points of luck value, or 50,000 points.]
[At age one, Qin Huaihe's father killed someone in a car accident and concealed the information, resulting in a deduction of three points of luck value, and a total of two billion. (The Qin family's assets are calculated by doubling the deceased's social value proportionally.)]
[At one year old, Qin Huaihe's mother killed her husband's mistress. Ignoring morality and deducting the substantial cause of death due to the mistress's wrongdoing, the value is assessed accordingly—deduct three points of luck value, totaling 3 billion. (Note: Qin Huaihe's father, the person whose assets are being deducted, has a higher level of concern, thus the value is also higher.)]
[At age two, he stepped on an ant on the Qinhuai River, resulting in a deduction of five points of luck value, or five million.]
[...]
Yan Weixi glanced at it and casually remarked, "It seems that Qin Huaihe himself has committed more wrongdoings than his parents have deducted from his salary."
The panel seems to have detected Yan Weixi's evaluation and popped up automatically:
[Yes! (`?w?′)]
Yan Weixi: "...It's strangely intelligent."
Red panda: "...Okay, I admit it's expensive for a reason."
[At age ten, he swore on the Qinhuai River, using vulgar language, resulting in a deduction of five points of luck value, or one million.]
[...]
[At eighteen, Qin Huaihe bullied the girl sitting behind him with a terrible attitude. (Note: Because the system creator 77 hates all bullying-related issues, a 1.5x deduction will be applied. Bullying a girl by taking advantage of a significant power imbalance, regardless of the reason, will result in a 2.5x deduction.) Originally deducted 10 points of luck value, now deducted: 25 points, 3 million, plus a fine of 100 million.]
Yan Weixi almost clapped and cheered when she saw this sentence.
capricious.
But it's awesome!!!
[...]
[Twenty-five years old. ...]
[...]
[...]
My PHS phone is stuck and no longer displays data.
Yan Weixi gently patted it very carefully, "Is it broken?"
The PHS (Personal Handyphone System) panel pops up:
[It's not broken???????????]
[System A is just a little sad (?w? )]
Yan Weixi tilted her head: "What's wrong?"
[The Qinhuai River is too inhumane! Creators 77 and 99 have said that when encountering this kind of behavior...]
[All deducted!!! (`?∧?′)]
[Qin Huaihe rapes a woman; his luck value is reduced by 100, all of the Qin family's assets are confiscated!! And he is also fined an additional 10 billion!]
[Trial results are being tallied]
[Qin Huaihe's luck value is -103. It has been detected that Qin Huaihe's parents are involved in a murder case, which will be included in the statistics. Calculations show that the Qin family's total assets are -.]
Upon seeing this, Yan Weixi and the little panda's eyes widened in shock, and they exclaimed in unison, "Holy crap! Over 30 billion in debt!!!"
Upon seeing such terrifying numbers for the first time, both the human and the panda gasped in shock, a chill running down their spines.
The little panda was immediately filled with fear when it realized it had just openly spoken ill of Xiaolingtong: "This... I... Lord A, please pretend I was just talking nonsense and didn't say anything!"
It was really afraid that this little mobile phone user in front of it would put it into debt!
Yan Weixi still didn't quite understand: "How is this behavior calculated? Why is half the penalty only deducted for the Qin family parents killing someone?"
Xiaolingtong's explanation:
[Because you specified Qin Huaihe, any wrongdoings committed by Qin Huaihe himself will be magnified proportionally. If a wrongdoing is committed by Qin Huaihe's immediate family member, the deduction will be less than half.]
[Assuming you specify Qin Huaihe's father or mother this time, the deduction amount for the Qin family will change.]
Yan Weixi asked, "How much?"
Little A remained silent.
Little A finally figured it out:
[Assuming the chosen one is Qin Huaihe's father, based on moral calculations, all of Qin Huaihe's father's lovers must be included, as well as the bullying he caused by teasing classmates before Qin Huaihe's birth... The calculation shows that the Qin family is in debt:]
Yan Weixi gasped: "!"
She had never seen so many zeros in her life!
The little panda scoffed, "Coward! I dare to meet you right now!"
Yan Weixi couldn't understand: "How could so many be deducted???"
Xiao Lingtong asked in confusion, "?"
[Dear user, did you not read this carefully before using this system? A's points deduction is calculated proportionally, not according to your perceived conventional methods.]
[Given the Qin family's assets, this proportion applies to the Qin family.]
[Excuse my bluntness, but if we were to deduct money based on your assets from your past life, you'd only be charged one dollar for each time you swear, and ten dollars for each ant you crush.]
Suddenly struck by this blow, Yan Weixi almost coughed up blood: "...Enough! I know I was poor in my past life, stop talking!"
Upon hearing this, the little panda eagerly asked, "What about me? What about me? What about me! Hey, wait a minute, don't actually be stingy, I was just using an example!"
Little A silently scanned the red panda, seemingly engrossed in some massive calculation, and did not reply to the message for a long time.
The little panda sighed, "I thought I could scan something, but it turns out the systems can't scan each other!"
The next second, a message popped up for Little A, and the two of them, a human and a panda, curiously peeked over.
[Hello System 001 of the Administration Bureau, the scanner in this instance. Based on your assets, each instance of swearing will result in a deduction of five trillion yuan from your account.]
The next second, it felt as if a gunshot had been fired into Yan Weixi's ear. She shuddered and exclaimed, "Holy crap! So many!"
"No! No shooting allowed in New China!" Where did the gunshot come from?
The red panda stared in disbelief: "Holy crap!"
Realizing something was wrong, it cried out: "Pah! Take back the swear words! Take back the swear words! This is fake! Where would I get so much money? One point can only be exchanged for 10,000, where would I get points to exchange for 5 trillion? Also! I am a numbered system, you've got the wrong person!"
Yan Weixi stared silently at the little panda, and when it wasn't paying attention, she grabbed it: "Tell me! How much have you been secretly hiding behind my back!"
Yan Weixi felt as if she had raised a poor kid. Everything was fine until she discovered that this little bastard had trillions of assets behind her back. Who wouldn't be confused?
The little panda struggled: "I already said I'm a system! I'm not 001 as it says! It's mistaken!"
Yan Weixi turned to look at Xiao A, "Xiao A, are you sure this guy has that much money to deduct?"
Yan Weixi grabbed the little panda's body with one hand and shoved it in front of Xiaolingtong.
*Random thoughts.
We will intensify mine clearance efforts once again.
The female protagonist in this story has many advantages, including powerful abilities and strong backing. She enjoys bullying the wicked.
Wishing all the little ones a happy day!
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