Transmigrating into a Book: Beating Up the Little Tyrant Today

Blizzard has never kept any small animals, not even younger siblings, and has absolutely no experience in raising them.

The only one still alive is the Snow Doll.

They don't need to be fed or have their water changed, and they've never even had to be groomed or dressed up.

She was able to undergo such a transformation thanks to her stepmother.

But since it was a gift from Sasha, it's my duty to take good care of the little goldfish.

We should also strive to develop them into five generations living in the same vat, which would be a meritorious deed.

Before even feeding the fish once, Blizzard already felt the tank wasn't big enough.

If Sasha hadn't seen her looking at the two-meter-long fish tank and quickly stopped her, they would have already moved into the fish's home by now.

From now on, Blizzard's daily morning routine of brushing her teeth, washing her face, and going to the toilet will be updated to include feeding the fish and recording the emotional life of the two fish.

A post on WeChat Moments read: "Day 1, the two fish arrived on their first day. They're in good spirits, but they don't get along a bit. They're fighting over the fish food and even tried to fight, but I stopped them. I hope they can live happily together and have a few generations of baby fish so I can recoup my cost of the fish food."

After a morning of training, Blizzard ate his meal listlessly before finally having time to browse his WeChat Moments.

Many new comments appeared under the first feeding log.

Big Head: "I can start preparing for the goldfish business now. I'll be doing my first order with you in seven days. Are you honored?"

Blizzard: "I'm not listening, it's just a monk chanting scriptures."

Little Fatty: "Can they be sandwiched inside an egg pancake?"

Blizzard: "Then the owner probably doesn't even want the stall anymore."

Eel: "I have a special connection with them, we're all related."

Blizzard: "Hey, you're seafood, they're aquatic products."

Sasha: "Have you chosen a name yet?"

Blizzard: "Oh right, this is a big deal. We're collecting names online, and whoever's name is chosen will receive a 100 RMB reward!"

"Really?" Chen Meng replied.

"Even more pig-like than a pearl."

……

After her afternoon nap, Blizzard didn't check her phone until just before bedtime, when she remembered to pick it up and post an update: "Another day has passed. I miss the days when I was Qin Shi Huang."

She then realized that the comment section of the previous post had been flooded with comments, and she couldn't keep up with clicking all the little red dots on her WeChat Moments.

Some people suggested naming her Sha or Xue, but Blizzard thought it was bad luck if she died.

Some people say to just call them male and female, it's simple and clear.

Blizzard checked the ID and fell silent after discovering it was DaDi's comment.

She replied, "Mainly, I can't tell which one is male and which one is female."

Blizzard was still actively responding to other comments when they heard a knock on the door.

open the door.

"DaDi? You!"

Wearing pajamas and with messy hair, Da Di rushed straight to the fish tank, saying, "I'm here to show the fish their gender, which determines whether they go to the men's or women's restroom."

"..."

Sasha: "Don't both the male and female defecate in the tank?"

Blizzard jokingly chimed in, "Should we do a wet-dry separation for them?"

Dadi used a fishing net to scoop up one, looked at it from left to right, and then scooped up another, but still couldn't figure it out.

Then she clicked on the paused video, "How to tell the sex of a goldfish in three steps".

"I feel like they're all male."

Sasha sat up in bed and turned on her phone's flashlight. "No way, I told the boss I wanted one male and one female."

Sasha and Dadi looked at it over and over again, but in the end Dadi's eyes got tired and he turned off the phone's light.

"Never mind, I'm probably just tired from a long day and my eyes are blurry. It should be a male and a female. Didn't you say it would be the same price? I wouldn't lie to you."

The blizzard breathed a sigh of relief when it saw the fish finally return to the water.

Thankfully, it didn't die on the first day.

In the end, they decided that the one with the more beautiful tail was male.

In nature, the more beautiful and stronger a male is, the more likely it is to attract a female.

The two fish brought some comfort to everyone's monotonous lives.

When it comes to naming fish, some people have started using naming encyclopedias.

Seeing how serious they were, Blizzard felt it couldn't be careless.

After finishing his meal in the cafeteria, while waiting for Sasha to finish the last half bowl of soup, he took out his phone, intending to pay 68 yuan to name the two fish, but Sasha stopped him.

"Their combined value, plus that little tank, isn't even worth 68 yuan. The fish food and net were even given away for free. You're spending 68 yuan to name your fish? Am I hallucinating or are you crazy?"

"Didn't you say you'd spend any amount of money to treat the snow dolls well? Then I have to treat them well too."

Sasha was both amused and exasperated, and she grabbed Blizzard's phone tightly in her hand.

Qiu Shiyue listened to their conversation, and as she finished eating and passed by Sasha with her tray, she gave her a disdainful smile.

"You're really just wasting your time, giving food names. If you ask me, we should just call them Pearl and Pig, isn't that what you said before? Why bother?"

Blizzard reacted swiftly: "Oh, so you're really interested in me. My post on social media had hundreds of comments and replies, it was practically a group chat, and you still managed to find this."

Qiu Shiyue was referring to her own reply to Chen Meng at the time: "Even more pig than a pearl."

"Who cares about you!"

Qiu Shiyue left in anger.

Blizzard and Sasha exchanged a glance and said in unison, "Great name!"

From then on, Blizzard started publishing their animal husbandry diaries, and they were given code names.

The male is called a pig, and the female is called a pearl.

When Da Tou opened the video, he heard the background sound of Blizzard feeding the animals: "Lu Lu Lu, time to eat!" He instantly felt like he had accidentally entered an agricultural channel.

He sent the video to Chen Ji, "Does this voice bring back memories?"

The reply from the other end: "Still the familiar taste~"

Qiu Shiyue claimed she didn't care about Blizzard, but she actually went through all of their WeChat Moments.

After hearing Blizzard call her by the name "Fish," she sent a private message to Blizzard with a screenshot: "100 yuan, give it to me now!"

Blizzard chuckled, copied her words, and sent them back to her.

Qiu Shiyue: "You posted it on your own WeChat Moments, are you going back on your word?"

"Don't you feel you can't break your promise?"

“Of course,” Qiu Shiyue said excitedly, “A person cannot be untrustworthy.”

Blizzard circled the text "Reward me with a 100 RMB red envelope" in red in the screenshot, enlarged it, and sent it to Qiu Shiyue.

"Don't go back on your word."

Qiu Shiyue read it three times before she finally realized, "You're playing word games!"

"Stop talking nonsense and send it already."

If Qiu Shiyue turns off her phone, she won't send anything. Blizzard can't possibly steal her phone or crack her payment password, can they?

Before going to bed that night, Blizzard remained silent until I saw their new WeChat Moments post.

"I made a little joke in my WeChat Moments earlier, saying that friends who suggested names that I would use would send me a red envelope (cash gift). Everyone knew it was a joke. In the end, I used the name suggested by Qiu Shiyue, and she insisted on giving me a red envelope. I said I didn't want it, but she still gave it to me. Really~"

The accompanying image is a screenshot of a quote from Qiu Shiyue.

One must not be untrustworthy.

She had just finished reading it when someone tagged her in a large group chat: "@Qiu Shiyue, when did you become such an honest person? You actually gave it to me?"

Qiu Shiyue twitched her lips, unsure how to respond.

Another person said, "They must have given it to them, otherwise Blizzard wouldn't have posted it on their social media. What would they be after?"

"But why didn't Blizzard post a screenshot of the payment? This year, Chinese New Year, Valentine's Day, Lunar New Year's Eve, and the Spring Festival are all in a row. Sasha sent Blizzard ten 5.2s, and she posted about them on her WeChat Moments for three days in a row. This time she got a free benefit, so why wouldn't she post a screenshot of the payment to show off?"