Transmigrating into a Book: Beating Up the Little Tyrant Today

To generate some buzz for the Chinese national table tennis team, the team encouraged those who had the means to stream live.

Ma Rong kept trying to turn off the live stream after it started, she was so uncomfortable with it. She would check her phone every now and then, take a sip of wine, and then check the time on her phone to see if she could end the stream.

When Xiao Pang started his live stream, he wasn't spared by netizens, who flooded the comments section with messages.

Little Fatty watched for a long time before finally confirming what they were saying, his tone filled with disbelief:

"Who said Little Fatty has gotten fat again?"

A hand next to him pinched his cheek at just the right moment, like a very resilient mochi.

The man said, "Let's have a super fierce Fan Zhendong."

Upon hearing this, Little Fatty obediently wrinkled his nose and transformed into an angry Snow Mochi.

He stared at the comments section with wide eyes: "Who made me weigh myself on the live stream? Get out!"

He was unconvinced and turned the camera around: "There's also a fat guy."

Liang Jingkun, unaware that he had been filmed, sat upright listening to music.

Little Fatty rearranged his phone and said fiercely to the camera:

"Who's fat!"

Blizzard's alt account "5114" entered his live stream and said something in his defense:

"Yes, I've been fat and thin, but I've never been greasy."

Little Fatty has sharp eyes; he spotted this comment right away.

"This netizen's words are very pertinent. Come on, let me follow you... Hey↗ You're not even my follower yet, get out!"

She burst into laughter.

Her 5114 account was used for surfing the internet; she didn't follow anyone.

Another netizen commented, "Little Fatty, you sing better than Zhou Yu."

Little Fatty didn't feel happy at all: "Aren't you insulting me?"

……

Qiu Shiyue really wanted to sit at the table next to the men's team, but she never had the chance.

Seeing that Xiao Pang was live streaming, he walked back and forth behind him and even used his alternate account "Yueyue Baobao" to stir up trouble in Fan Zhendong's live stream.

Who is that pretty girl in the back?

"You two look like a perfect match."

"Let her come over and say a few words, I'll give you a gift."

Little Fatty read through the text sentence by sentence, and when he turned around, he saw that the person was talking about Qiu Shiyue.

Remembering this person's outrageous statement about wanting to live in the men's dormitory and specifically requesting to live next to him, Xiao Pang felt a chill of fear.

He faced the camera again and said righteously:

"I don't play this."

He's just fat, not stupid. How could he not recognize who this "Yueyue Baby" is?

Ask someone around you how to do it, and block and kick them out of the live stream.

Blizzard was about to say something to her, but then realized she wasn't on the audience list, and mentally gave Little Fatty a thumbs up.

Fang Bo's impersonation show, "Isn't it good to be alive?", has begun.

他 说:

"Yan An and I have played doubles together many times, but we have never played well because Coach Xiao did all the off-court work."

I will never forget Coach Xiao's gesture, expression, and words.

When I play doubles with Yan An, I often hear a phrase when I turn around—

He found it funny when he thought about what he was going to say later.

After laughing a couple of times to calm down, he spread his hands and imitated Coach Xiao's disgusted tone:

"Those two idiots."

Then he immediately changed his expression and clapped, like a Peking Opera face-changing act: "Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Chen Ji laughed after hearing this, then fell into deep thought: "Shouldn't someone like him be sent to be raised as a pig?"

Yan An imitated Coach Xiao's style vividly, holding a racket and performing a pantomime, smashing the ball powerfully.

Those who laughed in the audience were the ones who understood.

He wasn't exaggerating at all.

When Coach Xiao and Da Tou were practicing, he wasn't hitting a ball at all; he was hitting a mortar.

The little dumpling was trembling on the side; if that ball hit her, she'd get a bump every time.

Fang Bo and Yan An are still alive, which shows how tolerant Coach Xiao is.

Coach Liu was laughing more heartily than anyone else on the scene.

Upon hearing the question, "Is Coach Liu about 1.6 meters tall?", Fang Bo replied, "A little over 1.6 meters."

Liu Guoliang: "..."

It seems they really want to retire early.

Xu Xin sang "Angel in the Devil," fully equipped, even using an in-ear monitor.

All I can say is that bad students have a lot of stationery, and the super-powerful roar made Blizzard's toes dig into the ground and develop biceps.

"You are an angel among demons and ghosts."

So, here's how you send me your heartbreak~

It's to make me laugh until the very last second.

Only then did I realize I had a knife stuck in my chest.

Blizzard later realized they had embarrassed themselves too early.

She had heard that Da Tou had written a script because netizens wanted to hear him perform crosstalk, and he had been memorizing the lines for two days straight, so much so that he couldn't eat. Blizzard was slightly looking forward to the live performance, hoping it wouldn't be as awkward as the video.

It turns out she was too optimistic.

When Da Tou came on stage, his head looked incredibly young under the fill light, his face full of collagen, proving he was "in the prime of his youth."

You can tell he's trying his best to memorize the words.

He said, "...This is my partner, Zheng Peifeng."

(Slowly turning her head) putting on an acting performance: "Hey, where is everyone?"

Blizzard: He's a promising talent from the Beijing Film Academy.

She took a sip of juice, feeling melancholy.

Those who can sing become crosstalk performers, and crosstalk performers become singers.

After watching Da Tou's crosstalk performance, she believed that she would succeed no matter what she did in the future.

After the performance, Da Tou went offstage to eat.

Zhou Yu even included his head in the camera during his live stream.

Big Head noticed he was being filmed, and his older brother smiled indulgently, asking, "Big Head, are you happy with your meal?"

Big Head gave a bewildered smile, looking simple and innocent, like a child who had just begun to develop intelligence.

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The team gave us a holiday on New Year's Eve, so we could finally go home for the New Year.

Guopin and his group were waiting for their flight at the airport.

Qiu Shiyue's face remained long for a long time as she thought about her Spring Festival Gala program being rejected, giving everyone a hard time.

Sasha patted Blizzard: "What's wrong with Qiu Shiyue? Who upset her again? Did you scold her?"

"Why would I curse at her? It's Chinese New Year, and I think it's bad luck if she doesn't find it offensive."

The thought that her home was not far from her made Blizzard feel itchy all over.

Fortunately, Sasha had mentioned before that she would visit her mentor at the Enlightenment Club during the holidays this year. She wanted to go with Sasha to see the place where Sasha grew up, so she discussed it with her parents in advance. The family went to Hebei for the Spring Festival this year to fulfill her wish. So she and Sasha flew on the same flight, and her parents had already gone to Hebei in advance.

Blizzard said, "She wanted to sing a duet with Da Tou during the Spring Festival Gala, but it was completely wishful thinking on her part. It's not surprising that Da Tou disagreed, and then she gave everyone the cold shoulder. Who owes her anything?"

"Why didn't you sign up for a show?" Sasha asked.

Blizzard waved its hand: "Forget it, I don't want my future embarrassing history to be in high definition."

When the plane landed, my parents were already waiting outside the airport.

With her parents by her side, Sasha no longer needs to find someone to pick her up.

Sasa's family warmly invited Blizzard's family to their home for the Lunar New Year, but Blizzard knew his limits.

It's polite to be invited, but to bother someone directly like that is a bit rude.