A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

As it turns out, the bolder a person is, the more they can produce.

Tonight, Supervisor Xiao's survival instinct was at its peak; he went to great lengths to avoid his wife seeking revenge.

Forget about being shy, the bold get rich while the timid starve. As long as his wife doesn't kick him out of bed, he'll eat his fill.

Who would have thought that the dignified head of the Eastern Depot would actually slack off during his official duties?

When someone reports on their work, they act all serious and dignified, like a saint. But as soon as the person leaves, they immediately take out the little yellow book hidden in the drawer and study it carefully.

As the only person in the know, Xiaodouzi always had an urge to report it to the authorities, wanting to help his master regain his lost integrity.

While browsing the Nanfeng Pavilion and reading erotic novels, he could no longer look directly at his master's ascetic face.

If Jiang Xinyu opened the door to the world of desire for Xiao Yuan, then Liu Xu was a small lamp guiding the world beyond the door, and these erotic books were a straight road leading from the door to the mountain peak.

In the past, Supervisor Xiao was always autocratic and stubborn, but he rarely listened to advice when it came to matters of the bed, which he knew the least about.

Liu Xu is right.

You can't be shameless in bed; the more shameless you are, the more affectionate your wife will be.

Conversely, if you act aloof and pretentious, the other person will be too embarrassed to try anything funny, resulting in a dull and unsatisfying wife. It's no wonder she won't give you a pleasant look the next day.

Food and sex are human nature. Even a ferocious beast can be well-behaved when it is full and satisfied, but even a rabbit will bite when it is starving.

These words really struck a chord with him.

Anyway, once he had his fill, he became addicted and wanted to be with his wife every day.

I suppose the lady feels the same way; as long as he can feed her, his disability doesn't matter so much... right?

Hehe! O(n_n)O~~

He's comfortable and his wife is happy. Why couldn't he have thought of such a good thing before?

The Song of the Pipa

With gentle plucking and slow strumming, the first note is "Rainbow Skirt" followed by "Six Melodies." The bass strings roar like a sudden rainstorm, while the treble strings whisper like private words.

It turns out that smart people learn everything quickly. They just hadn't figured it out before, but once they did, their skills improved by leaps and bounds.

Tonight, Xiao Yuan has finally turned the tables and is no longer being bullied by his wife like a submissive wife, unlike the previous two nights.

Feng Shui turns.

Through the hazy moonlight, Xiao Yuan felt immense satisfaction looking at his wife, whose hair was damp with sweat and who was whimpering and begging for mercy.

It was a feeling that was even more exciting than being alive.

At that moment, he felt like a real man; he could bring happiness to his wife; he was not a useless person.

Jiang Xinyu was also amazed by Xiao Yuan's transformation, and she gave him plenty of emotional support to encourage him to cooperate even more actively.

Even after she was exhausted and out of breath, she still wanted to drag her tired body to serve Xiao Yuan one more time.

Unfortunately, Xiao Yuan didn't give her that chance. He grabbed her outstretched hand, turned her over, and pinned her down again.

"Since my wife is not tired yet, let's do it again. I will make up for all the times I have wronged her in the past."

He kissed her immediately after saying that, and Jiang Xinyu's words of refusal were stuck in her throat.

The little pervert is really going to cry this time. I'm not actually that greedy. I've been eating vegetarian food for so long and I'm used to it. I'm afraid I can't handle a big bowl of stewed meat right off the bat.

Unfortunately, at this moment, Xiao Yuan was like a general who had just won a battle, his adrenaline was soaring, and all he wanted to do was keep advancing, conquering cities and seizing territory to make a name for himself.

You can't stop a general who's obsessed with military merit, nor can you stop a man who's eager to prove his abilities.

Xiao Yuan had finally mustered the courage to do something, and Jiang Xinyu was afraid that her resistance would hurt his feelings. So she playfully punched him a few times and then let him do whatever he wanted.

So what if I'm tired? I'll just treat it as a different kind of exercise.

She has given him everything without reservation, and it seems that the day when Xiao Yuan can completely let go of his inner conflicts and be completely honest with him is not far off.

Xiao Yuan was extremely excited. Seeing that his wife was willing to cooperate with him, he felt a mix of bittersweet emotions and something he couldn't quite put his finger on.

Jiang Xinyu was soaked in sweat. He knew his wife was very tired, but she still let him have his way.

He knew that his wife was afraid of hurting his feelings, and he knew that she was carefully protecting his self-esteem.

His wife liked him, and at that moment Xiao Yuan was absolutely certain that he was loved by his wife.

This realization made him increasingly unable to control his madness, and he even became too lazy to deal with it after accidentally embarrassing himself.

He felt like he was going crazy, but so what?

What's wrong with him going crazy once in all these years of suppressing his emotions?

Although Xiao Yuan wasn't a real man, he was still physically stronger than Jiang Xinyu. In the end, she couldn't stay with Xiao Yuan until the end and unknowingly fell asleep.

He might have just collapsed from exhaustion, but... it doesn't matter.

When she woke up the next day, she only regretted that she had been too soft-hearted and let that bastard have no self-control, which made her sore all over and unable to get out of bed.

Thankfully, that guy had a conscience and helped her take a bath, otherwise I would have kicked him back to his own room to sleep today.

Speaking of bathing, Jiang Xinyu felt a little regretful. They must have taken a bath together last night, but unfortunately, she fell asleep and knew nothing about it.

It was rare for Xiao Yuan to be so honest with her; it was all her fault for being so weak.

But then again, if she were still awake, that bastard probably wouldn't have taken his pants off.

To be honest, Jiang Xinyu really does know Xiao Yuan quite well.

If he wasn't certain that his wife was already fast asleep and unable to open her eyes, Xiao Yuan would most likely have had a maid serve her a bath while he booked a separate room.

The happier he is now, the stronger his unease becomes; he doesn't want to show his bad side to his wife.

Even when he was washing his wife's body in the bathtub, he was carefully watching her eyes, even thinking that he would knock her unconscious as soon as she opened her eyes.

He knew perfectly well that it would anger his wife, and he knew that she might not really care about his disability.

But he was terrified, terrified to death.

Even when his wife was unconscious, he dared not lie down next to her without wearing underpants.

He could sense that his mind was somewhat twisted and abnormal, but he just couldn't change it.

To others, pants are just pants, but to him, they are something that maintains his dignity and pride.

Once lost, it's like a painted-skin beauty losing her beautiful skin; what's exposed is all filth and ugliness.

Xiao Yuan went to bed very late that day, but when he woke up the next morning, he was still full of energy and didn't feel tired at all.

But unusually, he didn't get up to practice his skills. Instead, he propped his head up and lay on his side on the bed, staring blankly at his wife's rosy cheeks.

Your wife is so beautiful; her skin is as smooth as a peeled egg.

His little lips were swollen and plump from being kissed so much that he would have wanted to take a bite if he wasn't afraid of waking his wife.

Thinking of biting Xiao Yuan, he suddenly felt guilty for a moment. He carefully lifted the quilt and frowned as he looked at the marks on his wife's body.

He lost control last night and bit his wife several times in a moment of passion.

Despite her desperate attempts to control her strength, marks were still left, clearly visible on the lady's fair and delicate body.

But looking at the deep and shallow teeth marks on his body, he couldn't help but chuckle. His little glutton was not one to suffer a loss.

The lady's teeth marks were only slightly red, while several of his were bleeding.

The thought of being bitten last night made Xiao Yuan shudder. He couldn't think about it anymore; if he did, he would be unable to resist indulging in debauchery during the day.

No wonder some say that after spending a warm spring night in the Red Chamber, the emperor no longer held court in the morning.

He's even tempted to resign now. Let whoever wants to do this damn supervisor do it; he just wants to stay in bed all the time.