A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

As Xiao Yuan's trusted confidant who had served him for several years, Xiao Douzi knew his master quite well. Seeing his master enter the room, close the door, and remain quiet, he knew something bad had happened.

Their master isn't good-tempered; if he gets angry and throws things, it's usually not a big deal.

If someone quietly locks themselves in their room like that, it's likely that at least a few lives will be lost.

If silence lasts longer than three incense sticks burning, then perhaps the life of some adult and their entire family is over.

If it's quiet for more than an hour, then there's a high probability that some unlucky person is about to have their home raided and their entire family wiped out.

If it remains quiet for two hours, then it's probably a major case, involving more than a dozen officials and a small group that have been completely uprooted.

This time it's been three hours already, and it's even dark outside, but there are no lights in the house.

If we exclude the possibility that the supervisor suddenly felt sleepy and went to sleep, then the only explanation is that the master was determined to wipe out the entire civil service group.

Of course, there is also the most likely scenario: this matter is probably related to the wife.

Since his wife came along, his master has changed a lot, and Xiao Douzi has gotten used to it, even subtly adjusting his perception of his master.

No matter how unreasonable a thing may seem in the past, once it involves a woman, it cannot be judged by common sense. Blindly relying on empiricism can be deadly.

Especially when Qiyue came to tell Xiaodouzi that the madam wanted to invite the eunuch to dinner in the evening, Xiaodouzi inquired and found out that his guess was right, the eunuch's unusual behavior was still related to the madam.

July was always calm and intelligent. After hearing Xiaodouzi describe the situation after the supervisor returned, she immediately gave up the idea of ​​going in to report.

The two secretly went over their statements and pieced together the truth through July's descriptions and guesses, but he couldn't say it.

The only thing to do is to remind Madam to pay more attention to the Chief Eunuch, and it would be best to make him a purse or something similar.

I was really looking forward to it when I found out a couple of days ago that my wife was learning how to make a purse, and I was in a bad mood because I hadn't received it yet.

In July, seeing Xiaodouzi trying to hide her embarrassment, she gave a cold snort.

"What exactly happened to the Chief Eunuch? Give me a straight answer. I can't just tell the Madam directly."

We are all servants, and we have all been by the side of the master for quite some time.

I'm just a maid, I can't possibly take your job, so why are you holding a grudge against me?

You only say that the master is in a bad mood, but you don't say what it is about. What if someone in our courtyard steps on a landmine? Do you think you'll get away with it?

Whether a servant is well or not depends entirely on the master's mood. If the master is always angry with us, who in the whole mansion won't be trembling with fear?

What are you up to? Do you only feel happy when everyone suffers?

There are plenty of people who harm others for their own benefit, but I've never seen anyone like you who harms others without benefiting yourself.

Seeing July get angry, Xiaodouzi quickly shushed her and pulled her away a bit.

"Little Miss, could you please keep your voice down? You know your master is in a bad mood, yet you still dare to make a scene."

Our supervisor has very sharp ears. Do you think he can't hear us outside the courtyard?

"Honestly, do you think I don't understand your reasoning? But this matter... this matter is too private to discuss."

July shook off Xiaodouzi's hand that was tugging at her sleeve and glared at him.

"Don't try to fool me, what's so hard to say?"

I've already told you that the lady and the eunuch were kissing in the room, so what else is there to hide?

We servants are nothing but objects, especially a lady's personal maid like me, who has to listen in on our mistress's intimate moments at the door.

A personal maid is like a brick; you can move her wherever you need her.

If the lady wants to use us to win over the servants and stewards around her husband, that's fine. At most, we'll help fetch water and hand out towels when things are done.

If the lady wanted to keep her as an assistant, she would become a maidservant. She would kneel outside the curtain while her mistress did things, and it was common for her to even go directly to the bed to serve her.

You also came from a eunuch background, don't you know how the servants in the palace serve you?

"What secrets can't we, who take such good care of our master, have?"

Little Bean wiped her face with a headache. "My dear sister, you still know I'm an eunuch, but how could you forget that our master is too?"

I'm going all out today. You're right, if the master is unhappy, none of us will benefit.

Compared to one's life, face is nothing.

Yes, I know why the supervisor is behaving so strangely.

Moreover, this matter is quite serious, but even if I explain it, you probably won't understand.

We eunuchs were also called castrated men because our genitals were cut off before we entered the palace.

Even a cut on the hand leaves a scar; how could something that's been cut open and drained not leave a lingering health problem?

The fact that the Grand Eunuch turned pale and ran out while being intimate with his wife suggests he was probably too excited and couldn't control himself from urinating.

At this point, Xiaodouzi's eyes reddened, but her face turned pale, and she looked embarrassed and dejected.

July couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness, tossed a handkerchief into his hand, and gently scolded him.

"You're supposed to be working under the supervisor, how can you be so easily moved to tears? If you cry, I'll really look down on you."

Everyone has embarrassing moments.

I was sold into a brothel by my family when I was 8 years old to be a child prostitute. What dirty things haven't I seen?

Not only do you have to watch, you also have to learn. Learn how the girls pose and flirt, learn those lewd flirting lines. If you can't memorize them, you won't get any food and you'll get beaten up.

If it weren't for the fact that two sons of high-ranking officials died in the brothel and the supervisor came to investigate and bought me, I might have already been infected with syphilis and thrown into some mass grave by now.

Little Bean, it's both your luck and your ability that you're able to be taken under the command of the Supervisor.

Stop dwelling on the embarrassing aspects; focusing on leveraging your strengths to pave a bright future for yourself is the right thing to do.

It's one thing to miss out on good luck, but it's another to miss out on it when it comes. That would be truly a cause for deep regret.

I had already been working in the brothel for two years by then. If it weren't for my attentiveness and good memory, which allowed me to help the girls and their mothers with chores, I would have been sent out to serve customers long ago.

Later, when the case came up, the pimps and madams all shrank back, but I stood up and knelt in front of the supervisor, repeating what I had seen word for word. That's how the supervisor managed to buy me.

Opportunities are fleeting; if you miss them, your fate may take a completely different turn.

We can all see that the Chief Supervisor cares a lot about the Madam. I've been watching closely, and I can tell that the Madam also likes our Chief Supervisor.

But these two...

At this point, July sighed helplessly.

"Our lady is quirky and often does shocking things, completely different from ordinary young ladies."

No one can really guess what she's thinking.

Our Lord Supervisor is the same.

Previously, he was quite emotionally stable, decisive, and unruly.

Although outsiders may find the Chief Supervisor's moods unpredictable, at least we, his trusted confidants, can get a feel for him.

But now everything is in complete chaos.

Little Bean sighed, "That's right, the Supervisor is now both insecure and arrogant."

On one hand, he was thinking about taming his wife into a submissive wife who would obey him in everything, but on the other hand, he felt inferior and inadequate and dared not take things any further with his wife.

However, our lady is not someone to be trifled with. If the supervisor dares to ignore her for a day, she dares to ignore him for three days. If the supervisor dares to slam the table, she dares to smash the teacup.

She's clearly a helpless and vulnerable woman, with a meager family background; where does she get the audacity to challenge our Chief Eunuch?

July shook her head in disapproval, "Just now you were too timid to talk about the Chief Eunuch's privacy, but now you dare to gossip about the Madam?"

What more confidence do you need? The fact that the Grand Eunuch likes her is the greatest source of confidence for the lady.

You don't need to stand up for the Chief Supervisor. Do you think I'm not on his side?

The lady likes the supervisor and keeps trying to curry favor with him, but our supervisor is too awkward and keeps messing things up.

The supervisor is often blinded by his own experience, so you should try to persuade him more often so that he doesn't always back down.

I will also try to gauge the situation with Madam and encourage her to take more initiative.

Next time, be more proactive and don't wait until I push you too far to speak. Let's exchange information and keep each other informed. Only when our master is well can we be well, right?

Judging from the situation today, the Chief Supervisor probably doesn't want to see anyone, so don't go looking for trouble.

I'm going back now. Wait for my good news.

After saying that in July, she didn't dare to delay and turned to leave. Little Bean watched her departing figure and breathed a sigh of relief.

My dear sister, whether I have a good time these next few days depends entirely on you.