A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Jiang Xinyu was unaware that Xiao Yuan had misunderstood and wanted to wear a purse. She spent the day learning embroidery and had a fulfilling time.

She didn't even know that Xiao Yuan hadn't come back that night, and when she woke up the next morning... she didn't think to ask.

The practice clothes and sports field were all ready, and Jiang Xinyu was so eager to go play that she didn't even eat much breakfast, so she didn't remember to ask the man.

As expected, money talks; this sports field is actually quite well-maintained.

After testing the strength of the bar, Jiang Xinyu jumped onto the horizontal bar and did a 360-degree turn, as agile as a horse on Mount Emei.

July was so frightened that she didn't dare to scream, fearing that the lady might slip and fall.

Good heavens, the butler thought yesterday that the madam was going to tie her to a swing, who knew that this thing could be played with like this.

Damn it, if the lady gets seriously injured, none of them will be happy.

The maids accompanying her were all terrified, but Jiang Xinyu had a lot of fun, feeling a sense of freedom as she flipped and tumbled on the horizontal bar.

She then tried the stone weights and sandbags, and soon her face turned slightly red and she broke out in a thin layer of sweat.

So comfortable, so incredibly comfortable.

Since regaining her strength, Jiang Xinyu has also discovered that even if she can obtain more energy through food, it is difficult to exert the desired effect.

This body is too weak. It looks strong but is not the kind of frail person that looks like a delicate willow in the wind. In fact, it is very empty inside.

Especially for muscles that haven't been exercised, she's fine if she doesn't use them too much, but if she uses them forcefully without any regard for the consequences, she'll probably strain them very quickly.

If her strength is like an egg, then her muscle strength is like the eggshell.

Without this carrier, no matter how much effort you put in, it will all turn into a pile of loose sand.

Therefore, her primary task now should be to improve her physical strength and try to turn the egg into a solid ball so as to recover her peak combat power as soon as possible.

Seeing Madam Qiyue hitting the sandbag again and again, she panicked completely and quickly told her maid to report the situation to the steward.

If anything were to happen to the lady, they, as her personal maids, would naturally suffer the consequences. But this place was built by the steward, so he wouldn't be able to escape either.

When the butler received the news, he secretly groaned. He really thought that the lady wanted a swing set, and had even prepared several swings of different colors for her to choose from.

Who knew that as soon as the lady saw that thing, she transformed into a monkey, jumping around and actually falling down. How could he explain this to the chief eunuch?

But now that things have been built, can he really bring people to forcibly demolish them?

Their lady is no pushover; she's a tough nut to crack, not even afraid of the Grand Eunuch.

The butler felt that if he really dared to forcibly demolish the madam's house, he should just beat him up.

After much hesitation, the steward still sent someone to the Eastern Depot to inform the supervisor.

The lady has asked for stone weights and sandbags for practicing martial arts and is jumping around on the swing set like a horse. This old servant can't control her, please give instructions, Master.

What should I do next?

Show me the next ghost!

Xiao Yuan looked at the note the butler had written with a puzzled expression. Was this guy writing Chinese characters?

Why can't he understand it when the parts are separated and put back together?

What does it mean for a lady to imitate a monkey, jumping around like that?

Is this human language?

Xiao Yuan's expression changed for a while before he finally tore up the note and snorted coldly.

He understood; this was the woman's scheme to get him to go to her.

Don't fall for attention-grabbing tricks.

Little Bean saw that the person sent by the butler was still waiting and whispered a reminder.

"Master Supervisor, why don't you go back and take a look?"

Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes at Xiao Douzi, "What are you looking at? She can't wait for me to go back and see her."

Go back and tell the housekeeper that if she likes being a monkey, let her be one to her heart's content. Send her two bunches of bananas, and don't bother me with such trivial matters again.

Alright, the supervisor has spoken, so the subordinates have no choice but to obey.

Upon hearing the reply, the steward rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on. The young eunuch who had written the reply hesitated.

"Master Steward, what do we do now?"

The butler waved his hand dismissively.

What else can we do?

Buy a few pounds of bananas and take them to my wife.

The little eunuch shrank back in fright. Good heavens, they really sent it!

This supervisor and his wife are quite the character. The wife imitated the supervisor by asking him to deliver bananas, hoping she wouldn't get beaten up.

The young eunuch was surprised to find that his wife was quite kind; instead of being annoyed by the bananas, she broke them open and gave one to each person.

Hehe, even he got a share.

His wife even complimented him on how sweet the bananas he bought, showing no sign of annoyance at being mocked.

Surely his silly wife knows this is a sarcastic remark.

To be honest, Jiang Xinyu really didn't know.

She has a fondness for all food, let alone fruit, which is rarely seen in the apocalypse.

Why be in a bad mood when there's food to eat?

Yeah, why be in a bad mood when you have food and drink? Little Bean wants to ask the same question.

The eunuch longed to hear news from the manor that his wife missed him, but it seemed that she couldn't even remember him.

These days are really tough.

Two more days passed in a flash, and Xiao Yuan still hadn't returned to the Supervisor's Mansion. He spent his days hiding in the East Depot, working and handling cases, brooding over his work as if torturing himself.

He inquired about what his wife was doing, and after hearing the news, he continued to sulk and then took his anger out on the prisoner.

The main idea is that if you're not happy, no one else can be happy either!

In contrast, Jiang Xinyu seemed completely unaffected.

On the first day, he cursed a couple of times; on the second day, he asked a few questions; and on the third day, he didn't ask at all.

She didn't even care that Xiao Yuan wasn't home for several days, as if she had forgotten her husband's existence.

Xiao Yuan was angry for a few days, and she played for a few days, creating a stark contrast in the couple's mental state.

Xiao Yuan felt that things couldn't continue like this.

Why should he live such a miserable life? This little glutton eats and plays as he pleases without caring at all.

Which idiot told him that women need to be aired out?

Is he leaving her hanging or is he leaving this eunuch hanging?

Xiao Douzi also felt that things couldn't continue like this; his master was clearly stuck in a rut.

His temper grew worse day by day, and several high-ranking officials asked him about the inside story, fearing that if he said something wrong, the supervisor would send him out to do dirty work.

But he dared not speak carelessly about the chief supervisor's private affairs. Was he going to tell the other chief supervisors that the chief supervisor couldn't handle his wife and was taking his anger out on them?

Those who can stay by Xiao Yuan's side to serve him are all quite capable. Xiao Douzi felt that it would be difficult to expect his master to figure things out on his own, so he might as well advise him to find a master.

Women's hearts are like needles at the bottom of the sea; even a lowly eunuch like him had no idea what those women were thinking.

But they also have an expert locked up in jail, the second son of Qiu, the corrupt Minister of Revenue, who is said to be a famous womanizer in the capital.

He was just an ordinary-looking person with no outstanding talent, but he was still very popular with young women and married women.

Many wealthy heiresses, despite having excellent marriage prospects, cry and beg to marry him instead.

Rumor has it that it's because this second young master Qiu is quite adept at winning a woman's heart.

Xiao Yuan snorted coldly after hearing Xiao Douzi's suggestion, "Does this Grand Eunuch need to curry favor with that woman?"

Little Bean quickly slapped himself in the face, "I misspoke, it wasn't flattery, it was manipulation."

The second son of the Minister of Revenue is a master at manipulating women; all his wives and concubines are completely under his thumb.

Even the courtesans who frequented brothels were eager to offer themselves to him, each one incredibly attentive.

Your Excellency, please consider this.

He managed to control even a courtesan who was used to seeing all sorts of patrons; his methods were truly remarkable.

If you learned a couple of tricks, wouldn't you be able to win over your wife...?

"Ahem, to put it mildly, wouldn't the lady be completely obedient to you and dare not disobey in the slightest?"

Xiao Yuan turned his teacup thoughtfully.

That makes a lot of sense. That woman in my house is indeed too disobedient. If I don't discipline her, where will my authority be?

Or... how about we go and meet that Second Young Master Qiu?