A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

In order to improve his status in the family, Xiao Yuan pretended to be angry and hid back in his own yard.

However, he was still uneasy, and after a while he summoned his personal eunuch, Xiaodouzi, and ordered him to guard the entrance of the madam's courtyard.

When the lady's maid comes out, quickly call one over so he can ask her how she reacts.

Well... if Madam cries too pitifully, he'll talk about it next time, since she's not feeling well right now because of her period.

Women need to be managed, but... it doesn't have to be rushed.

Little Bean didn't know what was wrong with his master, and didn't dare to ask any more questions. He agreed and quickly slipped away to the madam's courtyard.

Chunxing had already been taken away by now. Apart from a few old women wiping the floor in the room, the remaining maids were coming and going, reminding the lady of some snacks.

Little Bean waited for a while until he saw July coming over, then he quickly waved and said that the Chief Supervisor had something to ask him and asked him to come over right away.

July secretly groaned in her heart. What could the Chief Supervisor possibly want with her? He must be asking about the Madam.

The supervisor left in a huff, so she knows she won't get away with it if she goes to report back now.

But she couldn't avoid this task, since she and Jiuyue were the ones serving the lady after she entered the mansion.

It is said that even a seventh-rank official is above the prime minister's gate. She thought that becoming the head maid of the lady would make her stand out in the mansion, but she never expected that her lady would cause so much trouble.

Fortunately, the eunuch's harem is clean with only his wife. If there were several other concubines, given his wife's temper, she would probably fall out of favor in no time.

She's been here for a few days now, and I haven't seen her make soup or snacks to appease the supervisor, nor have I seen her embroider a purse to curry favor.

Aside from his large appetite, his only other characteristic is his daring.

Every time July watched the Madam and the Supervisor interact, she had a question: why did she always feel that their roles had been reversed?

She had never seen what it was like for a hooligan to harass a respectable woman, but she guessed... it must be like what their wife did.

However, it seems their supervisor is quite taken with this. Otherwise, with his skill, he would have sent the person flying with a single palm strike. Why would he blush and act all shy when someone touches him?

If it weren't for the icy look in the eyes of their supervisor, they would have thought their supervisor had been switched with someone else.

Lost in thought, Qiyue followed Xiaodouzi into Xiao Yuan's room. The Grand Supervisor still had some sense of shame, leaving only Qiyue to send Xiaodouzi out to guard the door.

July was an old hand in the Governor's Mansion, and although she was nervous, she managed to keep her composure. After bowing, she stood with her hands at her sides, waiting for the Governor's instructions.

Xiao Yuan could see that Qi Yue was secretly blaming Xiao Douzi for being so immature.

Didn't I say any maid would do? Why did you bring the lady's personal maid?

He argued with Jiang Xinyu and stormed off. July has been watching the whole time. He was quite tough back then. Now, if he were to ask about Madam's situation, wouldn't it make him seem worthless?

Oh well, we've already called them all.

Anyway, she's my own servant. If she dares to mock me, I'll sell her off tomorrow.

Xiao Yuan's silence made July increasingly nervous, but thankfully, the Grand Supervisor finally spoke after a short while.

"What did Madam say and do after I left?"

When July heard this question, her heart jumped again. Damn it, it was a death trap right off the bat.

She wouldn't dare lie.

In the past, servants who lied to the supervisor were punished by having their tongues cut out and being sold off. She dared not utter a single falsehood.

But if we're being honest... do we really have to learn how to curse the supervisor?

It seems the crime isn't exactly light either.

Xiao Yuan snorted coldly at her, "Tell me the truth without missing a single word. Did that woman insult me ​​again?"

Haha, you guessed right!

"Whether I stick my neck out or not, I'll still get hurt," July thought, and boldly replied.

"After the lady got out of the carriage, she was very angry and asked the servants and others: "

Is your supervisor also on his period?

What a jerk he is! What did I ever do to him?

Xiao Yuan laughed in anger, "She's got some nerve, daring to talk badly about me behind my back. Go on."

In July, having no other choice, she swallowed hard and continued.

"The lady seemed quite angry. After returning to her room, she slammed her hand on the table and then ordered someone to fetch some letters, saying she was hungry."

During this time, she went to the washroom to change her menstrual belt. After the snacks were brought over, she drank three cups of tea, ate six plates of snacks, and cursed her husband twelve times. Then she summoned her former personal maid, Chunxing.

Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes speechlessly. He knew that even food couldn't shut up his wife's mouth.

It's alright, Xiao Yuan can only accept being called a dog man. He raised his hand to signal July to continue.

July breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Actually, the lady cursed the old eunuch a few times, but for the sake of her own life, July decided to embezzle those words.

She didn't lie; she just deliberately concealed some of the facts. She should be... alright, right? She was just trying not to upset the Grand Eunuch.

After Xiao Yuan's marriage was arranged, he had the steward go through all the maids in the mansion and specially selected a few clever and intelligent ones to be placed next to the new lady.

It can be described as either serving or monitoring.

Although the lady was changed from Li Mingyue to Jiang Xinyu, the maid remained the same, and Qiyue's ability to become a personal first-class maid was due to her exceptional qualities.

Upon hearing the question from the supervisor, he immediately recounted the conversation between the lady and Chunxing word for word, including their tone and expressions, making him a veritable human video recorder.

Xiao Yuan's expression finally improved, especially when he heard Jiang Xinyu say that he was much better than Zhao Chengye, a faint smile appeared on his lips.

No matter how many faults his wife has, he just can't bring himself to be harsh on this one one.

If every woman in the capital had to choose between him and Zhao Chengye, 101 out of 100 would choose Zhao Chengye.

But his wife just happens to like him, and the thought of that usually calms him down.

But this brat is really heartless; even though he's angry, she doesn't think about coaxing him, all she does is eat.

After hearing Jiang Xinyu's arrangements for Chunxing, Xiao Yuan didn't say anything. He wasn't too stupid to know to have someone keep an eye on her.

But in the end, he was too soft-hearted. In his opinion, such a treacherous servant should have his tongue pulled out and be sold far away, or even be beaten to death and thrown into a mass grave to solve the problem once and for all.

Although it wasn't what he expected, Xiao Yuan was still in a reasonably good mood and casually waved for them to leave.

We made it through July without any major incidents, and my back was soaked with sweat when I left the courtyard.

Someone please save her, she's fucking terrifying.

The supervisor is really something. If he cares about his wife, why is he arguing? Can't the couple talk things out?

His wife is indeed very easygoing.

In an ordinary household, a wife would not be able to eat if her husband was angry.

Even if they don't have to be humble and coax her, they'll at least have a maid or servant bring her a bowl of soup they've personally cooked to give her a way out.

Her wife, on the other hand, is only thinking about herself...

broken!

Remembering his wife's appetite, July quickly walked a few steps to the kitchen and specially instructed someone to set aside a table of food to be sent to the Grand Eunuch's courtyard.

Judging from their supervisor's intentions, he probably won't be having dinner with the madam tonight. If everything is sent to the madam...

Haha, not a single grain of rice can leave alive in front of Madam.

She can eat as much as the kitchen sends, but if they don't set aside separate meals for her, her master won't even get a sip of soup.

Moreover, this matter cannot be mentioned to the wife.

Their lady is also a stubborn person. If you were to suggest leaving food for the Grand Eunuch, she would probably grit her teeth and say that it was just to starve him.