A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Jiang Xinyu was afraid of scaring the innocent old eunuch, so she didn't dare to give him a deep French kiss, but even so, it was still shocking enough.

Xiao Yuan thought he was threatening Jiang Xinyu fiercely, but unexpectedly a large face appeared in front of him, and he felt a soft, wet sensation on his lips.

Was he... forcibly kissed?

Xiao Yuan was completely stunned.

What hasn't he, the dignified head of the Eastern Depot, seen?

But... he had never experienced being harassed like this before.

How should he react now?

Should we yell "Catch the pervert!"?

Jiang Xinyu was prepared to be pushed over the moment she touched him, but she didn't expect this guy to be even more ignorant than she thought.

It's just a kiss and he got scared, so cute!

Having finally turned the tables, Jiang Xinyu mischievously bit Xiao Yuan's lip, causing the Grand Supervisor to realize what was happening and hastily retreat, almost tripping over himself.

"You...you have no shame."

Jiang Xinyu laughed like a female hooligan, "It's always the same two sentences, can't you come up with something different?"

What's so shameful about me kissing my own man? Do you think the wedding ceremony was just for show?

The wedding ceremony is a way of informing Heaven and Earth, our ancestors, and all the guests that we can now legally and legitimately be intimate.

Why are you running away when it was just a kiss?

Come on, give me another kiss.

Xiao Yuan's face flushed red and then turned pale. He gritted his teeth and turned to leave.

He figured he might as well avoid her; he wouldn't stoop to her level.

Seeing Xiao Yuan flee in disarray, Jiang Xinyu was not having it and quickly took two steps to catch up with him.

"Husband, wait for me! Don't walk so fast. Where are you going again?"

You smashed my door and now I have nowhere to sleep, and they still won't tell me where you live.

Hey, why are you still leaving?

……oops."

The skirts in ancient times were so long that Jiang Xinyu tripped over them. When she saw Xiao Yuan stop, she simply sat down on the ground.

Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes speechlessly. This woman really never stops causing trouble.

Why is it so... annoying!

While thinking how annoying Supervisor Xiao was, his feet unconsciously walked back, and he looked down at the little wife sitting on the ground and snorted.

"You're useless at everything and you eat everything, the only thing you're good at is your appetite."

As they were talking, Xiao Yuan bent down and picked Jiang Xinyu up. This girl was quick to seize the opportunity and hugged Xiao Yuan's neck, giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"My husband, what are you saying? I have many good qualities, you just haven't discovered them yet."

"I'm pretty good at massage, how about we try it tonight?"

Xiao Yuan's arms stiffened for a moment as he held the person.

That's enough! This woman can't stop trying to take advantage of him. She's practically throwing beads at his face.

Jiang Xinyu saw that Xiao Yuan's ears were red and he was laughing even more unrestrainedly, like a little fox who had succeeded in his scheme.

She might not be as shrewd as this seasoned official, but his weaknesses were just too obvious.

"It's not about knowing a hundred tricks, it's about mastering one trick." As a seasoned reader of Haitang Books, she refused to believe that this old eunuch could surpass her in shamelessness.

Jiang Xinyu's laughter was so unrestrained and her wicked humor so obvious that Xiao Yuan realized this little fox was deliberately teasing him. He bounced her up and said coldly,

"If you laugh at me again, I'll throw you into the pond to feed the fish."

Jiang Xinyu quickly buried her face in Xiao Yuan's chest, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, okay?"

He said he wasn't laughing, but his shoulders were still shaking, and the warm breath seeping through the fabric of his chest made Xiao Yuan feel a tingling sensation all over his body.

Chief Supervisor Xiao took a deep breath and continued walking back; he wasn't going to argue with a little woman.

This girl is unloved by her father and mother and has no close friends to talk to. Just take pity on her. It would be troublesome if she really did something rash and tried to kill herself.

Even Xiao Yuan himself didn't realize that since meeting Jiang Xinyu, his bottom line had been lowering again and again, and he had started making excuses for himself.

Chief Supervisor Xiao used to only deceive others, but now he has evolved and is so ruthless that he even deceives himself.

From initially wanting to observe who this person was, to later finding them amusing and treating them like a toy, and now to feeling sorry for them and not bothering with them.

In less than a day and a night, Jiang Xinyu's importance in his heart changed three times in a single day.

At this rate, it probably won't be long before we take him down.

Unfortunately, Chief Supervisor Xiao was completely unaware of this and went directly to the guest courtyard with the warm and soft woman in his arms.

The bedroom is his private territory, and he doesn't want to bring Jiang Xinyu there yet. With that shameless girl, if she slept in the same room with him, he wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

He'd be exhausted just trying to keep up with perverts.

Jiang Xinyu's room was indeed unusable because the door was broken, so she made do in the guest room for two days.

Only after Xiao Yuan left did the maids, who had turned their backs, slowly turn around, patting their chests and wiping away cold sweat as they silently followed from a distance.

Their lady was incredibly bold; she just lunged straight at the Grand Eunuch.

They were all prepared to go into the water to rescue the person, but unexpectedly, the supervisor changed his mind and didn't knock the person away.

Could it be that these two have really fallen for each other? If so, their supervisor has finally found love.

To be honest, this lady is indeed beautiful, and the fact that she is not afraid of the Grand Eunuch already puts her ahead of most people.

It's not that no one has ever sent women to the Eunuch before, but those women were always hunched over, trembling, or crying and looking dejected.

The eunuch was always averse to women and found them annoying, so he even kicked out those who brought him gifts. Gradually, no one dared to do that anymore.

Their wives are so kind; their smiling faces bring joy, and even the Grand Eunuch seems more humane than before.

Unfortunately, they really can't learn this; the supervisor is too terrifying, and they can't laugh at all.

Xiao Yuan's household didn't have many maids, only a dozen or so at most, and some of them were actually agents from the Eastern Depot. The main reason was that he was too strict and never allowed maids to serve him closely; he always used eunuchs.

These maids usually did needlework and tidied up the house in the mansion.

Xiao Yuan had bedrooms in both the palace and the Eastern Depot, so he didn't spend too much time living in his residence, and the servants didn't have much work to do.

Now that they finally have another master, everyone's enthusiasm has been mobilized.

Xiao Yuan carried Jiang Xinyu into the guest courtyard, placed her on a chair, and then instructed the maids to fetch bedding.

Jiang Xinyu glanced around the room and knew it definitely wasn't Xiao Yuan's place. She rolled her eyes and wandered off.

Xiao Yuan was taken aback. "Are your feet okay?"

Jiang Xinyu chuckled when she saw his dazed expression. "What problem could I possibly have? I didn't say I sprained my ankle."

"You didn't sprain your ankle, so why didn't you walk by yourself and made me carry you the whole way? Was that comfortable?"

Jiang Xinyu smiled charmingly, "It felt so good, I wanted more and it was so satisfying."

I thought my husband was trying to take this opportunity to get closer to me.

Xiao Yuan took a deep breath and closed his eyes. He was so ashamed of his own stupidity that he almost cried.

Does this woman cast spells? He felt like his brain had started to malfunction ever since he met her.

How could he assume she must be injured just because she fell down?

Besides, even if she was injured, she had a maidservant by her side, so why did he have to carry her all the way?

Seeing Jiang Xinyu's smug grin as she took advantage of the situation, Xiao Yuan felt even more ashamed.

This can't go on. He'll go back to the Eastern Depot in a bit to handle two cases and calm down.

He wanted to see if his brain was still functioning.