A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Xiao Yuan felt that his wife was different from the first time he met her, but he did not expect that as he got to know her, he would discover more and more of her extraordinary qualities.

Such a wife made him both proud and terrified, and he always felt that his current happiness was so unreal.

My wife is usually very lazy. She loves to eat, sleep, and have fun. She is too lazy to manage the household and accounts, and she doesn't like to play music, chess, calligraphy, or painting.

But sometimes, the lady can be frighteningly shrewd.

Not only can she casually point out the secrets of major cases, but now she is also showing a political vision that transcends that of a woman confined to her home.

Although he found it absurd, Xiao Yuan had a vague suspicion that the lady might not be human.

He had previously handled some unsolved cases involving monsters and demons.

Although most of them are evil deeds committed under the guise of ghosts and gods, there are indeed some that transcend the mundane.

He wondered if the lady might really be a demon.

The current wife is quite different from the Jiang family's eldest daughter in his records, and coupled with her unusual appetite and increased strength, it's hard not to question her species.

Furthermore, that broad and knowledgeable perspective was not something a young lady should possess; he couldn't think of any other possibility besides being possessed by a demon.

But he didn't dare to ask.

It seems that some myths and legends say that demons must hide their identities in the human world, and once they are discovered, they have no choice but to leave and sever their karmic ties.

Whether his wife was human, ghost, demon, or monster was unimportant to him; all he needed was for her to like him and stay by his side.

Jiang Xinyu noticed Xiao Yuan's absent-mindedness and casually asked what he was thinking about.

Xiao Yuan was probably too focused on his own thoughts, and he casually replied, "What is it that makes you a spirit?"

He regretted it as soon as the words left his mouth, and hurriedly covered his wife's mouth, saying in a panic,

"Don't say anything, just pretend I didn't ask. I won't ask anymore, as long as you stay by my side."

Jiang Xinyu rolled her eyes in disgust and bit Xiao Yuan's hand.

"I wasn't wrong to say you're overthinking things. You've already expelled me from the human race before anything even happened?"

Are you asking for a beating?

I am a human being, a living, breathing human being. If I drink too much, I will vomit; if I get beaten, I will feel pain; if I drink a packet of poison, I will die.

If you have any doubts, feel free to ask me. I will tell you what I can, and I will also make it clear what I cannot say.

Xiao Yuan, listen to me carefully. This matter is very serious. Misunderstandings can really kill people.

We are husband and wife.

You're not stupid, and I'm not brainless either. We can discuss things together.

You think, you believe, that you're doing this for my own good.

These three situations have a greater chance of killing me than the chance of you successfully harming me if you intend to.

Let me give you an example.

A man with body odor but handsome and outstanding in every way, his flaws do not detract from his overall charm, and both a green tea and a red tea woman are infatuated with him.

The man and the red tea were in love and should have been a perfect couple, but the problem was that they both had the same flaw as you: they liked to overthink things and never spoke up.

Green Tea told Black Tea that Black Tea's nose was ugly and the young master disliked it very much. She then had someone tell the young master that Black Tea disliked the young master because he had body odor.

The young man, feeling inferior due to body odor, firmly believed this.

The fact that Hongcha was so self-conscious about her nose that she covered it with a handkerchief when they met again only confirmed the rumors.

So the young master married Green Tea, and Red Tea, heartbroken, committed suicide.

Later, Hongcha's younger sister, Xiaohua, learned the details and followed suit, bribing a wandering Taoist priest with a large sum of money to avenge her sister.

Xiao Hua tricked the Taoist priest into telling Green Tea that the young master's body odor was due to a fox spirit possessing him, and that if the fox spirit wasn't driven away in time, the young master would die suddenly in half a month.

Because Xiaohua told the wandering Taoist about the details of the green tea, the Taoist was able to fool the green tea with his accurate description.

The Taoist priest said that the fox spirit should not be disturbed, so the young master should not know anything about it, and Green Tea did as he was told.

Not only did they transfer the household servants away, but they also got the young master drunk and used "immortal herbs" given by a Taoist priest to exorcise evil spirits.

Whether the fox spirit ran away or not is unknown, but the young master was suffocated to death by the fumes.

So, isn't this story amazing?

Of course, the woman who killed her husband with green tea was also sentenced to immediate execution.

Look, a misunderstanding has cost three lives.

"My husband, if you continue to distrust me, we will eventually follow in their footsteps."

Xiao Yuan was clearly frightened by Jiang Xinyu's words, and hurriedly hugged her, saying anxiously,

"No, impossible. I wouldn't fall for such a stupid trap. I'll investigate and gather evidence. I have spies under my command..."

Jiang Xinyu sneered and broke free from his embrace.

"This story is just an analogy; their methods were clumsy, but there are many people in this world who are more skillful."

Many things are unclear to those involved, while those on the sidelines see things clearly.

That green tea girl wasn't stupid; if she hadn't suspected the young master was a fox demon first, she wouldn't have given others an opportunity to take advantage of her.

If the young master hadn't been so insecure, he wouldn't have assumed his lover disliked him just because he saw Hongcha covering her nose.

If that red tea had trusted their relationship more, she wouldn't have thought the young master didn't love her until her death.

Their tragedies ultimately stemmed from their lack of self-confidence and distrust of their partners.

Do you dare say you don't have this problem?

Grand Supervisor Xiao probably doesn't think he's popular!

Even I, living in my boudoir, have heard of your formidable reputation; there are countless people in this world who want to kill you.

Before, when you were all alone, they only made plans targeting you. Now that you have me, it's hard to guarantee that someone won't try to take advantage of you from my side.

You must remember this.

First, I like you, and I will not leave you or betray you unless you have ulterior motives.

And even if I don't want you anymore, I will tell you clearly that you should not believe anything other people say.

Second, I am not as weak as you think. I am not your weakness. Don't let me throw you off balance.

Third, couples should communicate openly and honestly.

If there's a secret you don't want me to investigate, just tell me directly. I won't force you. There are reasons why I don't tell you things, and please respect those reasons.

Jiang Xinyu's unusually serious demeanor made Xiao Yuan feel quite uncomfortable, but what his wife said made sense. Xiao Yuan's eyes were somewhat melancholy, but he still nodded solemnly.

Jiang Xinyu, who was initially a little angry, chuckled when she saw Xiao Yuan behaving like a cat. She hooked her arm around his belt and gently blew a breath into his ear.

Xiao Yuan shuddered and felt his ears burning. He hugged his wife and gave her a passionate kiss before trying to drag her to the bed.

He felt uneasy and desperately tried to mask his panic with pleasure.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xinyu twisted her waist and sat directly on the stool, then scooped him up in her arms and pressed him against the table.

“Read the poem carefully. I’m discussing with you how to frame the prince and usurp the throne. What are you thinking now?”

"Can't the dignified head of the Eastern Depot do something productive?!"

Xiao Yuan, sitting in Jiang Xinyu's lap with an incredulous expression, stood up and exclaimed in surprise,

"Madam, has your strength increased too quickly? How heavy are the stone weights you're using now?"

Jiang Xinyu laughed even more heartily, "So you're more surprised that my strength has increased than that of usurping the throne?"

"Can't you even listen to the important points?"

Xiao Yuan wrapped his long arm around his wife, who was as cunning as a little fox, and pulled her into his arms, rubbing her gently. He then whispered something while lightly biting her earlobe.

“What’s more important than framing a prince and plotting to usurp the throne? Isn’t that what I, a treacherous official, have always been doing?”

"The night is long, and the spring scenery is beautiful. Are you sure you want to get down to business at this hour, Madam?"

Jiang Xinyu, not to be outdone, turned around and lightly bit his chin, while stroking Xiao Yuan's neck with one hand and saying seductively,

"What are you doing if you're not doing anything productive?"

Dry……?"

Damn, I can't take it anymore.

Chief Supervisor Xiao once again picked up his wife and rushed to the bed. He had changed his name now.

Xiao Yuan, courtesy name "Zhengshi".