A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Jiang Xinyu used to find certain female protagonists in novels particularly incomprehensible.

Even though she has someone she loves and is living a good life, she always likes to show off in front of other men.

He offended a prince on the left, a general on the right, a prodigal son in the east, and a cult leader in the west.

If a female player wants to start a harem, that's fine.

Why can men have three wives and four concubines, but women can't have three husbands and four concubines?

It's my skill to have the charm to attract multiple men.

Or you could say this is a story about a strong female lead who wants to use these men's abilities and power to achieve her own goals.

But none of them are correct.

She still loves the male lead and never intended to sleep with anyone else.

But she keeps the second, third, and fourth male leads hanging on to show how special she is, deliberately making the male lead crazy about her and jealous of her, and then the two of them have a torturous and intense love affair.

You say it's fine if you two are having a tumultuous relationship, but can you please stop dragging everyone you know into your play?

If you're willing to go through all that trouble to have a relationship that leaves you with unpaid medical insurance bills, that's your own business. The bystanders are innocent, okay?

They were all ruined and their families were destroyed, and then you got together with the male lead.

What, all this trouble just to create a family tree that's completely wiped out, leaving nothing but barren land around the family?

What deep-seated hatred could there be?

Moreover, this type of female lead has another characteristic: she likes to push the second or third male leads who are infatuated with her to her sisters or best friends.

Then they continue to enjoy the adoration of the second and third male leads, turning their sisters and best friends into vicious female supporting characters or pathetic, useless wretches.

In a nutshell.

I'm attracted to any decent man around me, but I'm so innocent, kind and naive.

I passively accept everyone's help and kindness simply because I can't bear to refuse. Who says I'm just jealous? I always have my reasons for doing things, and everyone else is bad.

The male leads who are paired with the female lead are all mentally unstable, or rather, most of them have sadistic tendencies.

Lack of common sense

It doesn't grow a beak.

Emotionally unstable and lacking a sense of right and wrong.

These crazy couples are even more disgusting than scumbags and bitches.

Reading this kind of article by Wen Jiang Xinyu gives me goosebumps; there's always a sense of frustration, like not being able to reach into the book and slap the author.

She had almost completely corrected her husband's tendency towards that, and she didn't want to be the kind of female lead who attracts a bunch of suitors and causes herself trouble.

Therefore, she made thorough preparations for this trip, with maids, servants, coachmen, and guards all available.

They also specially brought along Xiaodie, who knew martial arts, and Qiyue, who had a calm personality, while the lively Jiuyue and the relatively trusted Chunxing were left at home.

The hierarchy in the capital of the Great Jin Dynasty was: the east was rich, the west was noble, the south was poor, and the north was lowly. The Qian family's residence in the capital was about two incense sticks' worth of time away from the capital's mansion.

Jiang Xinyu lifted a corner of the car curtain and looked at the bustling street outside, suddenly feeling quite happy.

Having escaped that dehumanizing and rotten apocalyptic world, even the aunties and grandmas arguing on the street are full of life.

Mrs. Wang was quite surprised to hear that her niece had come to visit. She ushered her into the house and hurriedly asked, "..."

"Why did you come out? Did the Supervisor allow you to leave the residence?"

Jiang Xinyu was puzzled. "I didn't sell it to him, so why won't he let me leave the mansion?"

Is there a rule in the Great Jin Dynasty that a new bride cannot leave her husband's family home before three months have passed?

Not that.

But Madam Wang visited the Governor's Mansion several times while Jiang Xinyu stayed at home and never went out. She really thought it was because her husband didn't allow her to go out.

Now it seems, haha, that girl was probably just too lazy.

Knowing what kind of person her niece was, Madam Wang was too lazy to argue with her. She just tapped her forehead and complained, "Lazy girl, you don't even come to see your aunt."

Jiang Xinyu, feeling guilty, quickly hugged her aunt's arm and acted coquettishly, even saying that she would pay for all the shopping trips with her aunt today.

To be honest, the East District is much more bustling than the upscale shops in the West District, which are frequented by the elite.

Madam Wang felt sorry for her niece, who hadn't been out much since she was a young lady, so she took her to visit many shops.

The various shops, including rouge shops, jewelry stores, embroidery shops, and treasure shops, left Jiang Xinyu, a country bumpkin, completely bewildered.

While the items in the Governor's Mansion were exquisite, expensive, and of superior quality, the folk shops on the street had a more lively and rustic charm.

Especially when it comes to handicrafts, this guy really loves every single one he sees and wants to buy them all.

The only thing that bothered her was the food, which was mediocre and lacked the enjoyment of browsing food stalls and night markets in modern times.

So the princesses and princes in TV dramas who are always craving food from outside are just artistic embellishments.

It wasn't until we went back to ancient times that we realized that the best food was mostly hidden in mansions or century-old restaurants.

Putting aside the fact that truly delicious snacks will definitely be poached by restaurants that see the business opportunity, along with the recipes, the hygiene of these restaurants cannot be guaranteed.

The streets at this time were not paved roads; on sunny days you'd be covered in dust, and on rainy days you'd be covered in mud.

In the summer, there are no open-air stalls without flies.

Jiang Xinyu couldn't bring herself to eat the candied hawthorns covered in dust, so she finally persuaded Madam Wang to go to the teahouse and order a few plates of their signature snacks.

Unfortunately, the snacks weren't very tasty, leaving Jiang Xinyu disappointed.

Madam Wang shook her head helplessly, "If you really want to eat snacks, you should go to the West City. That place is full of high-ranking officials and nobles, and they are particularly particular about hygiene and ingredients."

The people gathered in the eastern part of the city were mostly minor officials and merchants, and the quality of the goods there was at least two grades lower than that of the other side.

That's considered good; the south and north parts of the city are even worse, where flies can bump into your face in the summer.

If you enjoy shopping, then stick to shopping in your local western district. Don't be too curious and try everything.

Jiang Xinyu listened to Madam Wang's words thoughtfully, thinking that she should tell Xiao Yuan about the cement formula later.

Having transmigrated once, she wanted to do something for this world, but she didn't want to stand out, so she would listen to Xiao Yuan's opinion on whether and how to present this item.

Cement is a strategic material, and even if she lacks political acumen, she knows that this is not something that a mere merchant like the Qian family can control.

Soap already exists in this world, and weapons are not something they can touch, but glass is something they can try to break.

And those classic literary works of Tang and Song poetry should not be forgotten.

It's a real shame that so many masterpieces by Li Bai, Du Fu, and Bai Juyi were buried in her mind in this fictional dynasty.

I don't understand poetry, but I can be a conduit for poetry.

I won't pretend to be a talented woman to show off, but I also won't bury these poems.

We should ask Xiao Yuan which side he plans to take; the old emperor doesn't have many years left to live.

A new emperor brings a new court; in the original story, the fundamental reason Xiao Yuan was purged was that he chose the wrong side.

Although she knew that the third prince had ascended to the throne.

But just because that guy admires Zhao Chengye and is involved with the Left Prime Minister, he can't be chosen.

The second prince wouldn't work either; he's Zhang Zhongyi's son-in-law.

Even if his father-in-law secretly supports the Third Prince, as long as it's not exposed, they're all in cahoots. If he really takes the throne, Xiao Yuan might not have a good life.

Jiang Xinyu knew nothing about the other people, but she certainly knew about Xiao Yuan.

To ensure he could continue living a life of leisure and comfort, Jiang Xinyu decided to give it his all.

For example, you could recite 300 Tang poems from memory and give them to Xiao Yuan so he can try his hand at creating stars in ancient times.

Zhang Zhongyi, a literary giant, has been sitting in office for too long and has too much influence among scholars.

To avoid the support of scholars for the Third Prince, it would be better to create more poets like the Poet Immortal and the Poet Sage.