A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Spring of the thirty-eighth year of Yong'an in the Great Jin Dynasty.

The residence of Vice Minister Jiang in the capital.

Jiang Xinyu, the eldest daughter of the Jiang family, who had just regained consciousness, was staring blankly at the pink curtains.

Good news, she time-traveled.

After being blasted to smithereens by the Zombie King's self-destruction, she was reborn into the body of an ancient official's daughter with the same name.

Bad news, she's transmigrated into a book.

She initially read the book because her name was exactly the same as the female supporting character's, and the female supporting character's fate was so infuriating that she gave the author a bad review for the first time.

So now comes the problem.

She has now transmigrated into that unlucky female supporting character, and she is getting married in three days, which is equivalent to having already booked a one-way ticket to the underworld.

But she has neither a system nor a cheat code, not even superpowers or an enhanced body. How is she supposed to survive?

Did God give her a second chance at life just so she could experience all sorts of creative ways to die in ancient times?

That's so immoral. It would have been better for her to be blown up than to die in childbirth.

Jiang Xinyu rolled around in bed, clutching her blanket, with a headache. Fortunately, it was the middle of the night, and she still had a few hours to think.

At least you won't be exposed on the spot and become a ghost, or be sacrificed to the heavens.

too difficult!

If only she had transmigrated earlier, she would have definitely tried every means to ruin this marriage.

But it's too late to say anything now; what's done is done.

The wedding is in three days. Unless that scoundrel or she dies, the marriage is a done deal.

As for running away from the wedding, don't be ridiculous.

With her pitifully beautiful face and her frail, helpless body, if she really left the manor, she would probably be kidnapped by human traffickers and sold into a brothel within half a day.

She wanted to escape the fire pit, but she didn't expect to jump from one fire pit into a fire pit full of excrement.

Jiang Xinyu touched her face and sighed inwardly.

As expected, love is completely illogical. How could that scumbag have the heart to kill such a beautiful and innocent person?

The novel Jiang Xinyu is reading is a story that appears to be about a strong female lead but is actually a sycophantic tale about a woman with bound feet.

The female lead is Jiang Wanqiu, the half-sister of the original owner, while the male lead is Zhao Chengye, the heir of the Ningguo Duke's mansion, whom she is about to marry.

The female supporting character who shares the same name with her is the male lead's vicious wife who died young, and also serves as a strong contrast to the female lead, Jiang Wanqiu.

The novel, which is over a million words long, mainly presents a comprehensive and multi-dimensional view of how virtuous Jiang Wanqiu is and how loving she is with her former brother-in-law and current husband.

As for the supporting actress Jiang Xinyu, well...

At home, she was arrogant and domineering, bullying the innocent and kind-hearted female protagonist. After getting married, she was disrespectful to her parents-in-law and treated her servants poorly. She was the epitome of a shrew and a wicked woman.

Then, as fate would have it, the wicked woman suffered endless torment and died in childbirth. The kind and innocent half-sister, in order to take care of her motherless nephew, volunteered to marry her former brother-in-law as his second wife.

To be honest, although the author's values ​​are skewed and his logic is twisted, he's really good at writing nonsense; he managed to write over a million words on such a trivial matter.

Not only does it compare the female lead and the supporting female character, but it also doesn't spare the supporting female character's son, making the female lead's son look like a mud pig or a mangy dog.

The main theme is "If your mother is worthless, then you are worthless too," which highlights the kindness and nobility of the female protagonist's family.

The only thing that made Jiang Xinyu happy was that modern readers were not blind and had sound values. Sure enough, the article received a score of 4.0 and the author was scolded like a dog.

Despite the author's extensive descriptions of how kind the female supporting characters and the main characters are, the overall events are presented, and readers are not naive.

The male protagonist's family, despite its title as a Duke's mansion, was actually just an empty shell. It was only when the female protagonist married into the family and brought a dowry of hundreds of thousands of taels of silver that the Duke's mansion began to function.

Meanwhile, the scumbag's family lives off his wife, each of them stubbornly claiming to be pure and untainted by money, yet they still take advantage of others without hesitation.

He eats his meal and then curses his mother; he spends other people's money and then tramples on their dignity. Anyone who isn't dead would find that unbearable.

The female supporting character is also unlucky; her father is a gigolo, and the husband she married is also a gigolo.

These two, father-in-law and son-in-law, are using the same old tricks: marry a rich woman, kill her, leave her with a child to seize the dowry, and then marry their true love.

The main character is someone who lives off a woman but acts arrogantly and even flips the table.

The only difference is that Jiang Xinyu's mother at least had her maternal family to rely on, so her scumbag father didn't dare to go too far. Even after she died, she didn't suffer much.

The female supporting character, on the other hand, was unlucky.

She was tricked by her scumbag father and stepmother into severing ties with her maternal grandparents when she was young. Now that her husband is having an affair with her half-sister, she has no family left to rely on.

I don't know if that author suffered some kind of trauma in his life, but it's like he's venting his hatred and dissatisfaction by going to any lengths to abuse the female supporting character.

If you didn't know better, you might think this female supporting character was some heinous villain. In reality, the whole story doesn't reveal what evil Jiang Xinyu actually did.

The mother-in-law said she was domineering, but that was only because she didn't immediately present all her dowry to her mother-in-law and kowtow to beg her to take it.

The scumbag said she was jealous and suspicious, but that's just because she caught her husband and half-sister having an affair and didn't pretend to be blind.

The servants said she was stingy and mean, but she had only been punished for stealing money and being caught.

When Jiang Xinyu finished reading this article, her breasts had grown by a cup size, and her mammary glands were blocked.

Throughout the entire book, she didn't find a single person with sound values.

But now, she, a person with normal values, has transmigrated into this terrible work, and she doesn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Jiang Xinyu is a very peculiar girl, nicknamed "Salted Fish Roll".

Although they are two completely opposite words, both of these qualities are perfectly embodied in her.

She kept saying that 60 points was enough and any more would be a waste, but after a period of just coasting along, she suddenly became incredibly motivated and worked herself to the top of her grade.

In her own words, she was intermittently ambitious, but consistently just drifting through life.

She wasn't being stubborn; she just felt that salted fish should be flipped over occasionally to avoid getting rotten from the sun.

Although... even after turning over, a salted fish is still a salted fish.

curled up and lying there, Jiang Xinyu finally made it to university graduation.

Unfortunately, before she could enjoy the perfect job she had meticulously planned for herself, a natural disaster struck, and the end of the world arrived.

Fortunately, her luck was always on point; at the very beginning of the apocalypse, she and several of her friends awakened superpowers.

The team includes a tiger that guards the mountain, a far-sighted eagle, a skilled wolf, an agile leopard, and a cunning fox.

She, a lazy bum, was completely carried along by the tide.

Every social form is like a big tree full of monkeys; looking up, all you see are buttocks, and looking down, all you see are faces.

Her strong team combat ability meant she rarely had to face the evil of the lower classes; compared to others, she was one of the few who could kill zombies faster than human ones.

If she could, she really wanted to stay in the squad forever.

Unfortunately, fate had other plans. The Corpse King's self-destruction turned her into a female supporting character who would be tortured both physically and mentally until she was completely broken.

With no one to back her up, she dared not continue selling on Xianyu (a secondhand marketplace app); if she didn't sell soon, she would lose her life.

Damn it, ancient times were no place for humans.

At home, she was completely subservient to her father and husband after marriage; any resistance she showed would be met with a torrent of words.

Jiang Xinyu pinched her slender, white wrist again.

If only she could regain her original physique, even five of her arms tied together wouldn't be enough for her to bend over.

No matter if they're scumbag fathers or scumbag boyfriends, I'm not playing with you anymore. I'm going to beat them all up, take the money, and go make my own way in the world.

What a load of rubbish! If you dare to make me sad, I'll make sure you're stripped of your life.

Don't cut it, just tear it off.