A passerby in a horror movie

"Okay, okay, take Master's bicycle over there."

Qiu Sheng nodded and said.

His aunt bought him this bicycle. There was also a bicycle at the mortuary, but it belonged to Uncle Jiu.

Li Haotian nodded, went inside to tell Uncle Jiu, and then rode his bicycle with Qiu Sheng to the neighboring town.

After arriving in town, the two quickly bought glutinous rice at a rice shop.

With Li Haotian supervising this time, the boss and his mentally challenged son couldn't cheat, and they didn't mix in any sticky rice; everything was the correct weight.

The two each bought 50 jin (25 catties), totaling 100 jin (50 catties) of glutinous rice, put it in the car, and then started their journey back.

By this time, it had gotten dark, but the two of them could see the road clearly by the moonlight.

However, the surrounding environment was mostly forest paths, deserted and eerie.

"Senior brother, look how eerie this place is! You often walk at night, haven't you ever encountered any ghosts?"

Halfway there, Li Haotian sensed a faint yin energy around him. He thought of something, grinned, and asked Qiu Sheng.

"No, my master said I have strong yang energy. Most little ghosts would run away when they encounter me, so no ghost would dare to come up to me."

Qiu Sheng shook his head and said smugly.

Qiu Sheng is indeed the kind of person with abundant energy. Moreover, he has practiced martial arts and his body is in good shape. His blood and energy are much stronger than the average person.

Ordinary wandering ghosts would definitely not dare to approach, but the female ghost in the movie is different!

"What's wrong, junior brother? Are you afraid of ghosts?"

Qiu Sheng looked at Li Haotian and teased him with a smile.

"Of course not, it's just that the current atmosphere reminds me of a song."

"Song, what song?"

Qiu Sheng asked curiously.

This place is so remote and the scenery isn't even that nice, what kind of song could possibly fit the scene?

"His bladder, his bladder, shines like a gorilla, making the eunuchs even more panicked, his bladder, his bladder..."

Li Haotian began to sing.

Suddenly, a very eerie voice echoed on the road, startling Qiu Sheng so much that he almost lost his balance and fell off his bicycle.

The singing even left the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu, who was following behind, speechless, and she almost forgot her seduction plan.

"His bladder..."

"Junior brother, junior brother, stop singing! Your song is too addictive. All I can think about right now is bladder, bladder."

"By the way, what's the name of this song? It's so strange, and the lyrics are weird too."

After listening to it a few times, Qiu Sheng quickly stopped Li Haotian from continuing to sing, otherwise he couldn't stand it.

"I don't know either. I heard someone else sing it and I think it fits the current atmosphere quite well."

Li Haotian said with a smile, while also observing his surroundings.

He had several magical artifacts on him and had long sensed that a ghost was lingering nearby, so he was always on guard. However, he did not expect that the female ghost would not chase after him like in the movies.

Dong Xiaoyu: Your singing sounds like a pig being slaughtered, worse than a ghost's scream. Do you think I'd dare come over?

After driving for a while, Li Haotian finally spotted the female ghost in the distance.

This time, Dong Xiaoyu didn't seem to use the trick from the movie, where she used magic to make the night watchman forcibly grope her in order to attract Qiu Sheng's attention.

Instead, he was dressed like a refugee, his clothes were tattered, but everything that needed to be exposed was exposed.

Although Dong Xiaoyu looked miserable, her exposed skin was very soft and tender, making her look pitiful.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Dong Xiaoyu's crying grew louder as it approached, and soon Qiusheng heard it and quickly rode over and stopped in front of Dong Xiaoyu.

Seeing this, Li Haotian also stopped his bicycle and followed.

"Senior brother, why did you stop? Hurry up and go back, it's already so late."

Li Haotian shouted at Qiu Sheng, as if he hadn't seen Dong Xiaoyu at all.

"Junior brother, didn't you see that young lady is crying so pitifully?"

Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes at Li Haotian. His junior brother was really clueless about romance. No wonder Miss Tingting ignored him.

The moment Qiu Sheng saw Dong Xiaoyu's face, he was somewhat moved, especially when he saw Dong Xiaoyu crying so pitifully, he couldn't help but have some thoughts.

However, Qiu Sheng never considered that it was highly illogical for a woman to be alone in the middle of nowhere.

Seeing this, Li Haotian did not immediately stop it.

Given Qiu Sheng's personality, if Li Haotian tries to stop him, he might not be able to persuade him and might even argue with him.

Qiu Sheng is the kind of person who won't give up until he's completely defeated, and he's the kind of person whose little head controls the big head. Even after his yang energy was drained by the female ghost, he didn't regret it at all.

So, trying to persuade him is useless; he'll learn his lesson after suffering a loss.

However, Li Haotian was curious to know what kind of expression Qiu Sheng would have if he saw the female ghost's true face.

"Miss, what's wrong? Do you need help?"

Qiu Sheng smiled and helped Dong Xiaoyu up.

"Waaah, gentlemen, I've fled from the north during a famine. I've been starving for two days and now I'm homeless and haven't eaten. Could you please have mercy and find me a place to eat?"

Dong Xiaoyu's soft and weak voice kept stirring Qiu Sheng's heart, making him instantly feel a stirring of romantic feelings.

"Of course! How about I find you another home?"

Qiu Sheng's heart skipped a beat, and he said with a smile.

He was already planning how to take this girl home, and then do this and that.

However, he still maintained a very serious demeanor on the surface!

Upon hearing their conversation, Li Haotian almost choked on his own breath.

A sentence involuntarily popped into his mind:

"Qiu Sheng, do you want a wife or not? Just say the word and I'll send her to you right now."

Seeing the two embracing, and even with Dong Xiaoyu's clothes half-falling down, Li Haotian couldn't bear to watch any longer.

He was still there, and the two of them were hugging and cuddling like that. It was so cringeworthy.

Although the female ghost in the movie did not intend to harm Qiu Sheng, she did absorb his yang energy, causing him harm.

Moreover, Uncle Jiu was waiting for their glutinous rice and couldn't afford to waste time, so Li Haotian directly interrupted their public display of affection.

"stop!"

Li Haotian suddenly shouted.

Then he took out a talisman given to him by Uncle Nine from his pocket, used his magic to activate it towards Dong Xiaoyu.

"Ah~"

Caught off guard, Dong Xiaoyu was struck by the talisman, revealing her true form and being injured by the magic power within the talisman, sending her flying.

"Miss, are you alright? Ah! A ghost..."

Just as Qiu Sheng was about to step forward, he suddenly saw Dong Xiaoyu's horribly disfigured face and was so frightened that he quickly retreated.

"Hmph, I can tell you're not human at first glance. You still want to bewitch my senior brother? You're asking for death!"

As he spoke, Li Haotian took out the whisk from his waist and activated his magic to attack again.

After being exposed in her true form by Li Haotian, Dong Xiaoyu also became enraged.

Her head was severed directly from her body, and her hair exploded like a sea urchin, attacking Li Haotian.