I'm having EMO, can you help me die?

Through a time tunnel.

Wang Wu opened his eyes and found that it was pitch black all around him, with no light source whatsoever.

She reached out and touched something that looked like a wall.

Lazybones, where am I right now?

The dark, cramped space made her feel uncomfortable.

[Host, you are now inside a coffin.]

【coffin?】

Am I dead?

Wang Wu voiced his question.

[You have no host; you are simply in a dormant state.]

Wang Wu focused on the key point during his hibernation.

Am I a vampire?

Yes, kiss.

[Not only that, you are also the progenitor vampire, surpassing all other vampires.]

She didn't know why, but hearing those words made her feel much older.

"So I'm not the oldest vampire?"

Xiao Lan's expression froze for a moment; what she said did seem to make some sense.

It flipped through the documents again.

[Host, it's not what we think.]

What does it look like?

Wang Wu was locked up here and was having trouble breathing; his brain was somewhat lacking oxygen.

[Host, the original owner disappeared after embracing the first human.]

Wang Wu thought for a moment. She remembered that vampires were divided into purebred vampires and hybrid vampires.

Are there purebred vampires in this world?

Yes, to be precise, the first vampire after the original owner's initial embrace embraced another human, and their offspring are called pureblood vampires.

Wang Wu thought about it and still felt that his bloodline wasn't quite pure.

Seeing her puzzled expression, Xiao Lan explained again, "After the original owner disappeared, these two first-generation vampires were the purest in terms of bloodline."

[As they continue generation after generation, their bloodline will decrease slightly. If they were to be reborn as humans, the bloodline would be significantly weakened.]

It's all so messy, I don't want to deal with it.

[So you're saying I'm the best, right?]

【Yes, it is. 】

Am I the oldest vampire?

We've come full circle back to this issue.

According to the information, the original owner fell into a deep sleep after disappearing and has remained so until now.

Sleep time is frozen; the body doesn't change with time.

After saying all this, Little Lazy seemed a little tired. It took out a drink from its space and took a few sips.

Wang Wu: You think you're some leader giving a speech! You need to drink water just to talk!

[When can I finally get out of here? I'm starving.]

【immediately. 】

"Da da da-"

Footsteps slowly approached.

Wang Wu and Xiao Lan each held their breath.

Are they good people or bad people?

From a human perspective, he is a good person.

She rolled her eyes. "That's just a bad person!"

[Hehe, host, don't be angry.]

【No, not at all.】

As the two were talking, a figure appeared in the dark area.

"Tick-tock - Tick-tock -"

I smelled blood.

Wang Wu's eyes lit up, and his black pupils were instantly replaced by deep red, making him look dangerous and mysterious.

"Buzz-"

The black coffin was opened.

Before anyone could react, Wang Wu floated up automatically.

The man before me was shrouded in black, as if he were one with the darkness. The cross around his neck gleamed with silver light, and his slightly curled, tousled hair obscured his eyes, making it impossible to discern the emotions within.

The moment the coffin was opened, I saw the man's face clearly.

Wang Wu froze for a moment, then no longer suppressed his desire, flew towards the man, and bit the man's neck.

"Tsk."

The man clicked his tongue and tried to pry it open, but found he couldn't budge it.

In the end, he could only helplessly press down on the girl's head.

I don't want to drink blood.

Lazy was shocked. "What are you doing if you're a vampire and don't drink blood? Do you eat, of course?"

【Humph! 】

As a normal human being, she couldn't accept the idea of ​​drinking blood; the thought of it was disgusting.

But this human blood tastes really good, cool and sweet.

After eating and drinking to your heart's content, it's time to go to bed.

Wang Wu fell asleep clinging to the man.

Fu Jing supported the girl's buttocks with one hand and pressed down on her head with the other.

He had never seen a vampire so unguarded with others.

"Oh-"

If he walks right into the trap, then he might as well obey.

While she was asleep, Fu Jing took Wang Wu home.

[Host! Host! Wake up!]

In his mental world, Wang Wu was awakened by Xiao Lan.

【What's wrong? 】

She yawned sleepily.

Do you want to check where you are right now?

【Oh. 】

She opened her eyes. "Why is it so dark!"

[You're a vampire, why are you afraid of the dark?]

【...】

It wasn't the original owner who was afraid of the dark, but rather Wang Wu's instinct as a human being.

She hasn't adjusted to her vampire identity yet.

The room was dark, with only a faint light.

The heavy curtains blocked out the light, making it impossible to tell whether it was day or night.

The room is minimalist in style, consisting of black and gray tones, even the carpet is black.

However, it's furry and looks very smooth.

Every table and piece of furniture has rounded corners.

At that moment, the image of the man appeared in her mind.

The familiar feeling returned.

Having experienced the two instances mentioned above, she doesn't know why she can't remember many people, only having vague impressions left.

The owner of this house is definitely a fan of black.

Xiao Lan transformed into a black kitten, climbed onto Wang Wu's body, and meowed twice.

【really. 】

[Anyone who didn't know better would think he was a vampire.]

Wang Wu smiled.

[By the way, host, I haven't told you the plot yet.]

She said that she couldn't handle the long storyline every time she entered a new instance.

Okay, make it short.

Little Lazy chuckled.

[Host, the original owner's name was Shen Qingqing.]

【Oh. 】

She's gotten used to it now, and the new name sounds better than her old one.

Throughout the entire instance, from beginning to end, the original owner did not participate at all; he remained lying in the coffin without waking up.

Seeing that the host was not speaking, Xiao Lan continued.

[The original owner was rather lazy, so host, please pay attention to your character setting. I didn't really bother with you in the last two dungeons.]

The host's personality is quite strange, and the above did not say much about it.

I need to remind myself at every meeting to properly persuade the host.

Each time, Xiao Lan either forgets or can't bear to punish her host.

There's no way around it; after spending so much time with it, it seems to have developed some feelings for its host.

【Can. 】

This was the first time Xiao Lan had ever seen her host be so cooperative.

It has to be said that Shen Qingqing really liked this character; it was practically tailor-made for her.

Who wouldn't want to be a lazy bum who just slacks off all day?

Thinking back to the last instance, I used to get up diligently every day to fight zombies, and I would be so exhausted that I would need to sleep for several days to recover.

Looking at this instance again, it's true that it's bitter at first but sweet at last; heaven really doesn't lie to her.

The whole story is about humans defeating vampires and ruling the world.

【. 】

Shen Qingqing was speechless.

Just kidding, this is just the beginning.

Xiao Lan then became serious. [The male protagonist of this instance is Fu Jing. After witnessing his biological mother being killed by a vampire when he was a child, he decided to kill all vampires in the world.]