I'm having EMO, can you help me die?

Chapter 1, Instance 1: Dead?

My name is Wang Wu. I'm a very ordinary college student, just like many other time travelers—no, I'm not a time traveler, actually, we're pretty much the same. Anyway, we all died. Oh, you ask how I died? I was driven to death by homework.

I've always been an obedient child. Well, okay, I'm just a nobody, born to be used to highlight others.

Okay, let me reiterate that I'm a nobody with a very low profile.

In elementary school, I did my homework; in middle school, I carried my schoolbag and did my homework every day; in high school, I was still frantically rushing to finish my homework every day. They told me that things would be better in college. Well, I was still rushing to finish my homework in college too.

They told me not to take it seriously, but I just wanted to say one more thing: what's wrong with me wanting to be a nobody and live a peaceful life? Great, I've successfully driven myself crazy by my homework.

"you are dead."

"Oh."

"I can let you live."

"It's not necessary."

"You'll either live or die."

"Oh, come on."

"Oh, right, let me die quickly."

"Once you're dead, you have no soul anymore, and you can never live again."

"Fine, I don't want to live anyway, life is pretty meaningless."

"No one expects anything from you when you're born. As soon as you get a little older, you have to learn to do housework. You have to go to school at seven and you have to memorize things."

"Then learn math."

"When I got to junior high, math started to get really mysterious, and I had to use my brain a hundred times to learn it."

"Why can't we just live happily ever after with some boring, gossipy girls? Why do we have to engage in large-scale modern palace intrigue?"

"In high school, there was all sorts of overt and covert competition, and the grades were abysmal."

"The most inspiring thing is getting up at 5:30 in the morning and going to the classroom to recite at 5:35."

"Oh, you still have to stand."

"Fortunately, I managed to survive until university."

"I never expected to receive such a huge one in the end."

"I encountered rubbish in junior high and high school, but I never expected that college would be full of rubbish pro Max."

"The whole world is engulfing me; I can't lie still here, and there's nowhere for me to be engulfed."

"Holding onto the belief that as long as you persevere, you can start your own business freely in the future, and having all sorts of fantasies, is just that—fantasy."

"Some people are born to be the protagonist, while others are born only to be the protagonist in a fantasy."

Xiao Lan floated in the air, listening to Wang Wu's complaints.

Don't you want to live a wonderful life?

"Maybe if you had another chance, you would be better off than you are now."

"If I were to do it again, I would still have the same IQ and would still follow the same path, but the situation might still be the same, or even worse."

"Besides, I'm already very tired."

"Please let me die quickly. Oh, you seem to be a high-tech person. Can you die painlessly?"

"If you can't, then pretend I didn't say anything."

"I need someone to do the task."

"Oh."

"I need you to do a task."

"No, there are tons of people like me in this world. Please leave me alone. Wouldn't it be better if we didn't hurt each other?"

"Let's all go about our missions peacefully, you go on your missions, I'll go back to my hell. Is it really necessary to be so serious?"

"I need you to do a task."

"Don't tell me I can't hear you."

Wang Wu then covered his ears.

"I need you to do a task."

"If you say that again, I'll make you cry."

"I need you to do a task."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Wang Wu fainted.

When she woke up again, she was lying on a huge princess bed with a black and red color scheme.

Wait, where am I now? Who am I? I did agree.

"Hey, who's that?"

"This is where?"

"Hey there, honey, this is the dungeon of 'Crazy Boss, Please Don't Kill Me'."

"Your mission is to kill the insane boss, Gu Jing."

"Stop, let me ask you this: I never agreed to help you with the task, did I?"

"Honey, once you enter this mission, you're not allowed to leave."

"Are you bullying college students? You think we're naive and easy to fool, so you use us as free labor to do tasks without our consent."

Do you think I have nothing better to do?

"Do you know how much I want to die? Do you know how long I've waited for this chance?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know. You have to do the task right now."

Xiao Lan's expression changed. "Otherwise, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish right now."

"Why do you change your expression so quickly? I want to talk to that person from earlier."

"I'll leave it at that. If you want to do this task, then do it. If you don't, you'll be stuck in this world forever, never dying, and forever trapped here."

"Killed according to the overall storyline, and then killed again."

"Circulation."

"You think I'm afraid of you? Let the cycle continue."

"Having been freed from the shackles of the world, I'm not afraid of anything."

"You'll come back begging me sooner or later."

"I have a question to ask, do you guys always threaten people to do tasks like this?"

Little Lazy didn't speak; it didn't believe that anyone didn't want anything.

A college student who is inexperienced in the ways of the world, after experiencing the dangers of a crazy world, will naturally return to the right path.

"I have a question to ask. Let me make it clear first, I'm not doing this to give you a task, I'm just curious."

"what is the problem?"

"If that's what you're saying, then this place must be similar to a world in a novel."

"This is the world of a dungeon; you can understand it the way you see it."

"I'm just a little curious about the story of this novel."

Little Lazy didn't say anything.

"No, we're just sitting here doing nothing anyway. I can't go back now, so tell me about it. I'm curious."

"As a college student, this is the first time I've encountered this situation."

"This is the instance of 'Crazy Boss, Please Don't Kill Me'."

"The male lead, Gu Ze, is a policeman, and the female lead, Fu Qing, is a doctor."

"Gu Zesheng was pampered by the Gu family from a young age, and he successfully grew into a sunny, upright and kind person under the love of his father and mother."

"By chance, the female lead saved the male lead, and the two began their romance."

"Oh, that's a normal plot."

"So why is this dungeon called 'Crazy Boss, Don't Kill Me'?"

"Because there is someone who shouldn't be alive, yet is still alive."

"It's not Gu Jing, the one you told me to kill, is it?"

Little Lazy nodded.

"Someone who shouldn't have lived this long, do you really think I, a college student, could take them down?"

"I don't think you'd survive a second if you saw him."

"Then why not replace him?"

"There's nothing I can do; it's bound to the account and can't be changed."

"..."

"Brother, did I hold a knife to your throat and force you to bind me?"

Xiao Wu has figured out Wang Wu's personality.

"I'm just a working person too. If we're talking about who's worse off, I'm worse off than you. At least you get rewards for completing tasks, but I get nothing."

What rewards do I get for completing the tasks?

"Also, do you think I need those rewards?"

"After all the tasks are completed, one wish can be granted to you."

"emmmm"

Is it too late for me to commit suicide now?

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