A Guide for the Beloved Kid to Climb onto the Roof and Remove Tiles

[Hilarious! These three little devils: We'll just stand here and watch you faint!]

[Staff member: Who am I? Where am I? Why am I starting to faint?]

[Director Wang: My CPU is almost fried, I've lost all face, and I still haven't convinced a few kids.]

Director Wang is in a bind, I'm dying of laughter! This show should just be renamed "Let's Play Director Together"

Director Wang gritted his teeth, "Thirty-one portions! No more than that!"

"five hundred!"

Thirty-five!

"five hundred!"

"forty……"

"five hundred!"

Director Wang couldn't help but scratch his head.

"Fifty, fifty should be fine, right?"

"five hundred!"

"Ancestor, please don't go for five hundred! Here's two hundred and three portions, that's all we have!"

Director Wang was almost driven to the brink of collapse by the little brat's powerful shouts of "500!"

Wait... who taught this brat how to bargain like that, refusing to budge an inch?!

When people haggle, there's always a back-and-forth exchange.

She's something else; once she's made her offer, she's like a stubborn person who never looks back!

Director Wang also lost his temper and casually offered a price.

Anyway, it seems the little brat won't agree.

After the little brat disagreed, he suddenly came up with a task (or a brilliant idea).

The vehicle and staff responsible for picking up the children were blown to another location by the strong winds. The children can only go home if they find the staff.

quack quack.

Director Wang himself considers himself a genius.

He'll give them the map then, and he'll see what those brats can do next!

Besides, variety shows are inherently full of uncertainties, aren't they?

Even if someone suddenly gets an extra task, who can say anything about it?

Of course not!

The next second, "Okay."

The little boy held out his hand and said, "One hand for the money, the other for the goods."

Director Wang, "???"

No... you suddenly agreed so readily?

The unpredictability of this variety show suddenly struck him!

He had already planned how to smoothly withdraw his idea of ​​buying food after being rejected, and then give the little brat a good scolding!

And what's with this cash-on-delivery arrangement?!

【No, I'm dying of laughter in this live stream! Where did Sui Sui learn all this? Hahahaha, can you teach me too?】

[Book published! Teacher Sui Sui has published a book! I was bargaining at the night market, and after bargaining for ages, I only managed to get five dollars off /crying uncontrollably]

"No...aren't you going to reconsider?"

Give me another five hundred!

The little boy tilted his head. "Are you going to back out?"

No, he can't afford to lose face.

With a green face, the director reluctantly handed ten 20-yuan notes to Sui Sui.

I received three extra-large boxed meals.

The boxed lunch was delicious, but the director was very upset.

Every year, ten twenties are taken out.

She got one, Misi got one, and Xiduo got one.

She got one, Misi got one, and Xiduo got another one...

Finally, there was one card left, and the little one immediately suggested going to buy candy, which was unanimously agreed upon by the other two friends.

Seeing the three little ones holding hands and about to run to the store to buy ready-made boxed meals, he quickly stopped them.

"The cabin has suddenly been visited by a monster. Everything that enters the cabin, except for the items in Qingqing Supermarket, will be confiscated!"

After Director Wang finished speaking, he felt that he had won back the game and felt much better.

The next second, the little brat delivered a merciless, heart-piercing blow.

"Did that supermarket pay you a spokesperson fee, sir?"

Director Wang...

"So, kids, you can only buy things at the supermarket now."

Director Wang breathed a sigh of relief. He wanted to see how these little brats would try to cheat next!

As for the two hundred yuan...

A glint flashed in Director Wang's eyes.

How could he possibly allow a few brats to parade around with two hundred dollars in their pockets?

The next second, a person in a hurry walked past the three cubs.

If the kids were in the live stream right now, they would see a huge tag above that person's head.

[NPC: Thief]

The live stream chat had exploded. Some were cursing the director for being inhuman, while others were warning the younger guys to be careful. But no matter how anxious they were, their messages couldn't reach the scene.

As he passed a few children, the thief seemed to trip and fall to the ground.

He originally intended to steal the cubs first.

The quick-reacting little one swiftly stepped aside, managing to dodge the attack.

The thief's eyelids twitched.

What's with this kid's reaction speed?

Of course, under normal circumstances, he wouldn't need to fall like that.

Unfortunately, these little rascals are just too short!

He had prepared the thief long ago because this segment was originally intended by the director to be given to several important guests later.

Now, however, they are being forced to move it forward and have been assigned to a few cubs.

The next second, the thief clutched his knee.

"Ouch!"

As soon as he made that sound, Misi and Xiduo immediately surrounded him.

"Uncle, what's wrong?"

The man waved his hand and helped Misi and Xiduo stand up.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just tripped and fell. Thank you kids."

The thief had already succeeded and got up to leave.

However, after taking a step, they found that they could not move.

Looking down, I realized that my trouser leg had been grabbed by the little brat.

The thief's eyelids twitched, but he remained patient.

"What's wrong, little one? Is there anything else?"

"You, you thief!"

"How could that be, little friend? You must be mistaken."

The thief gave a forced smile, and as he spoke, he tried to forcibly pull back his trouser leg and leave.

To be honest, this little rascal is quite wary.

But so what?

She's just a little kid. Even if she finds out, what can she do to an adult like him?

If Lin Cixi had seen this scene, she would have warned the thief not to move at this moment.

Unfortunately, Lin Cixi is not here.

The thief confidently took a step forward.

The thief was wearing wide-leg jeans, but the fabric was extremely durable and couldn't be torn at all.

So, when the thief forced his way out, his pants were pulled down completely, revealing his bare, white thighs.

The thief was shocked, speechless, and frantically tried to grab his pants, which were about to be completely ripped off.

However, the little brat was incredibly fast, and there was also a girl named Xiduo who was learning from him grabbing his other trouser leg.

What kind of strength is that?!

Knowing that the thief was being broadcast live, he could no longer bear the torment. He screamed, threw away his pants and shoes, covered his face, and ran away.

Mom! If he takes on another job like this, he's a dog!!!

Director Wang, who was originally confident of victory, was speechless.

Then I looked down again.

The little boy and Xiduo had already skillfully turned over the thief's pants.

Besides recovering the 120 yuan that was stolen earlier, the two little brats also found 271 yuan...

Director Wang felt even colder.