A Guide for the Beloved Kid to Climb onto the Roof and Remove Tiles

With a bang, Lin Cixi felt as if her entire head was about to explode.

What did that little brat say about him?!

An old cucumber...painted green?!

Since he entered the entertainment industry, no one has ever said he's old!

Lin Cixi pointed at the little brat, too angry to speak.

The little boy tilted his head in confusion, "Uncle, what's wrong?"

Uncle!

Lin Cixi simply couldn't bear this injustice!

But then I realized I'm almost thirty...

Compared to this incredibly youthful three-and-a-half-year-old... he definitely deserves the title of "uncle"... oops...

"Then call me 'little uncle,' why call me 'older uncle'?"

The little one patted its bottom, got up from the ground, and took its short legs toward the door.

"Uncle, goodbye, I'm going to find my mom."

Lin Cixi was furious and took small, hurried steps behind the little brat.

"Wait a minute, are you leaving already?"

"No, little guy, look at me, should I be called an uncle?"

Lin Cixi practically shoved her face right in front of Sui Sui's eyes.

He didn't know why, but he was particularly concerned about the little brat's attitude.

Mingming had always ignored the overwhelming negative comments online and simply couldn't be bothered to look at them.

However, it was as if three words were clearly visible in Sui Sui's eyes.

Lin Cixi understood.

Old cucumber.

Brush, green, paint!

The last three words automatically filled in Lin Cixi's mind, and it exploded in her head, almost making her faint with anger.

He'd never seen such an infuriating brat!

Never! Never!

He patiently decided to try a different approach to deceive her.

"Okay, little one, call me 'Uncle,' and I'll take you to find your mother, okay?"

The little boy stopped, seemingly deep in thought.

Lin Cixi glanced at the colorful array and continued to increase the stakes, just like the Big Bad Wolf.

"Call me Uncle, and I'll give you another pack... no, a whole case, okay?"

Lin Cixi watched as the little boy's eyes suddenly lit up.

Then... his eyes showed a violent struggle.

Seeing that things were looking promising, Lin Cixi immediately asked, "What's wrong, little one?"

The little duck hesitated and struggled, "Should I betray my conscience, duck?"

Lin Cixi: Damn it!

What does it mean to ask whether or not to betray one's conscience?

How is calling him "uncle" considered betraying one's conscience?!

Lin Cixi took a deep breath and spoke in the gentlest tone she had ever used, "Well, little one, how about... selling your conscience?"

He felt more nervous than he was during the Oscars!

A long century has passed.

The little brat's eyes were so determined, it was as if he wanted to join the Party. "Uncle!"

Lin Cixi was overjoyed.

Of course, even if the little brat didn't call out, he wouldn't actually let the little brat go out alone.

I'm not at ease.

Of course.

Not to mention how many people are waiting to ambush him inside the mall, he doesn't even know if the area outside the warehouse is safe.

We need to be extra cautious before we go out.

I wonder how the parents of this little brat take care of their child.

They're incredibly bold to let their child run around freely in the supermarket.

That's a bit irresponsible; it's understandable that they're anxious now.

At this moment, Lin, the great movie star, finally remembered his agent, whom he had somehow managed to leave, and took out his phone.

A quick glance revealed seventy missed calls from their own agent.

Lin Cixi remembered.

To avoid being bombarded by his agent, he had previously put his phone on Do Not Disturb mode.

No wonder he was so unusually quiet.

Just then, the agent called again.

As soon as Lin Cixi answered the call, she immediately moved the phone away from her ear.

From inside, the agent's angry roar could be heard.

"Lin Cixi!!! Where the hell are you?! Where the hell are you?! Why aren't you answering the phone?!"

"Do you even know you're famous now?!"

"Oh, so a famous movie star showed up at a supermarket, causing a sensation by taking off his pants in public? How come I didn't know you were such a pervert?!"

"And what's with your illegitimate daughter?! Where did she come from? How come you're shopping at the supermarket with her? Huh?!"

A barrage of questions, like a machine gun, came straight into Lin Cixi's ears.

Lin Cixi's eyelids were also twitching.

His agent is a strong woman.

He is decisive and efficient, but he never swears.

But this time, he was so irritable.

Even Lin Cixi, who usually ignores everything, felt immense pressure this time.

What the agent said left Lin Cixi completely dumbfounded.

While his agent was still yelling, he opened Weibo.

Then I saw my own name on the top trending searches.

Shocking! Actor's illegitimate daughter exposed, his public image collapses.

A famous actor caused a sensation by taking off his pants in public at a supermarket.

The aloof movie star actually dotes on his daughter so much in private...

Lin Cixi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and her mind was buzzing.

He had imagined that being discovered in the supermarket would become a trending topic, and even that the fact that his pants were torn would be posted online.

But what he never expected was that he suddenly had an illegitimate daughter!

"Sister Li, please let me explain, I don't know this child at all!"

"Don't you know him? If you didn't know him, why did you carry that child and run away?"

"Do you know what the marketing accounts are saying about you? They're saying that you're a movie star who puts on a cool, single persona, but in reality, you're a doting father who lets your daughter ride on his shoulders while shopping at the supermarket."

"And also, they say you're actually a pervert who, in order to seek thrills, tore your pants in public in a supermarket!"

Lin Cixi: ? ? ?

He knew that marketing accounts were outrageous, but he never expected them to be this outrageous!

"I really don't know her! She tore my pants, that's why I had to carry her and run!"

Lin Cixi finally managed to find her voice again.

To my surprise, after I finished speaking, the phone fell silent for a long while.

After a long silence, a cold laugh came from the other end of the phone, "Lin Cixi, do you think I'm stupid? A three-and-a-half-year-old girl, pulling down your pants?"

"Even if we take a step back and assume she ripped off your pants, what does that have to do with you carrying her and running away?!"

Lin Cixi was almost going crazy. "She grabbed my other pant leg, and I was afraid that the other pant leg would also be lost."

Sister Li: "Hehe."

Lin Cixi, "???" He couldn't explain himself!

At least in the past, whenever any scandals occurred, Sister Li knew he was innocent and believed him.

But this time?

Lin Cixi was practically going crazy.

However, with Sister Li around, Lin Cixi and the little one were quickly and quietly taken out of the warehouse.

We got into the van.

A woman dressed in elite attire was already seated on the left.

Her gaze swept over Lin Cixi and settled on the little boy whose hand Lin Cixi was holding.

Upon seeing that face, Sister Li's eyes narrowed.

She does indeed bear a striking resemblance to Lin Cixi.

Especially those slightly arrogant eyes, they were practically identical to his.

This time, Sister Li, who had previously held some trust in Lin Cixi, completely changed her gaze towards her.