A Guide for the Beloved Kid to Climb onto the Roof and Remove Tiles

Lin Meng never expected that when she actually forcefully brought the little brat to the kindergarten, she would be the most nervous person.

Kindergartens have entrance interviews.

She was in the hospital when Song Jiaojiao enrolled and couldn't go.

This was her first time participating in a school admission interview as a mother.

Lin Meng never imagined that after experiencing so many ups and downs, she would become nervous during her child's school admission interview.

As an entrepreneur, she is undoubtedly successful and extremely experienced, but as a parent... this is her first time.

After taking a deep breath, Lin Meng entered the interview location.

Meanwhile, the little boy was also taken to another interview room by the two teachers.

The two teachers wore kind and gentle smiles.

"Don't be nervous, little one. We are teachers from Xingxing Huahua Kindergarten. We just want to chat with you. Don't be afraid."

From the moment Lin Meng dragged the little brat out of bed and took him to kindergarten, his face remained cold.

Seeing the little boy's cold expression, the two teachers mistakenly thought he was nervous.

So they spoke to the little boy in a gentler tone to explain.

After hearing the beautiful older sister's gentle words, the little boy's expression did indeed soften a lot.

However, this is purely because the little brat is easily swayed by gentleness but not by force, and he can't bring himself to be cold to a pretty and gentle lady.

The two teachers clearly misunderstood, thinking that the little boy was indeed nervous before, which was why he was scared.

So their tone became even gentler.

"Little friend, can you tell the teacher what your name is?"

The little brat couldn't refuse at all, and immediately, a hint of obedience appeared in his innocent eyes.

"Lin Zhisui, oh."

Seeing the little boy's well-behaved and innocent appearance, the two teachers felt their hearts melt.

For the kindergarten interview, the part about the child is actually just a chat and a process of understanding the child's personality and preferences.

It's not a matter of being serious or not.

Three-year-old children are naturally at a stage where they are restless and cannot be separated from adults.

When first arriving in an unfamiliar environment and facing unfamiliar teachers, crying, screaming, or even running around and kicking are all possible reactions.

However, Sui Sui just kept a stern face at first, showing no intention of crying or making a fuss.

After being calmed down, they became even more obedient, just like they are now.

The two teachers were absolutely delighted; they felt their hearts melt at the sight of it.

They had already decided in their hearts that this was an extremely well-behaved child, and that she was likely to be bullied by the little tyrant in the class.

But they quickly abandoned this belief of their own.

Teacher Cai asked kindly, "Is this Sui Sui baby? Could you please introduce your family to the teacher?"

The little one pondered for a moment, then obediently spoke.

"I have a mom and a pot."

"Mommy is amazing, she can... tear apart a scheming woman!"

Both teachers were listening attentively.

When they heard the little boy clearly state that he had a mother and a brother, they all nodded in agreement.

Then, he continued to look at the little one encouragingly.

We look forward to her continuing to tell us just how amazing her mother is.

The two teachers were indeed quite curious.

When children introduce their mothers, they usually describe them as beautiful, gentle, or fierce.

Or perhaps she will cook a lot of delicious food for herself, keep her company, and tell her stories, etc.

The little brat was actually saying that his mother was amazing.

Both teachers felt a sense of novelty and a sense of joy.

This statement shows that the little one has a high degree of identification with and admiration for his mother.

They imagined hearing things like how capable their baby's mother was, since she was an entrepreneur.

The result was... tearing apart the innocent-looking woman??

Both teachers felt their minds momentarily blank.

The two looked at each other and saw a hint of confusion in each other's eyes.

Even at this moment, the little brat continued to speak, his eyes still sparkling.

"And my boyfriend, he bites people, one bite and they're all covered in big teeth marks! He's super awesome!"

They were referring to the bite Lin Xu had taken on Lin Cixi's hand when they first met him.

The little brat saw it all and remembered it.

Upon hearing this, the two teachers were completely stunned.

When children describe what makes their parents good at something, it usually indicates that the children have a high level of admiration for them in that area.

Tearing apart innocent women, biting people... these are the things the little brat admires most about his mother and brother.

If Lin Meng and Lin Xu knew, they would probably cry themselves to death.

The two teachers couldn't help but wipe their faces.

The little brat, however, seemed to have flipped a switch and started chattering away, giving a detailed account of how his mom tore apart the scheming woman and how his boyfriend bit people.

The two teachers managed to maintain their smiles as they listened to the little brat continue her story without interrupting her, but inwardly they were screaming with rage.

Just when both teachers were on the verge of collapse, the little brat stopped.

As if remembering something, the little rascal continued to add to the story.

"Oh, and there's a dad too. He's not very smart. He eats poop and ends up in jail."

The little brat seemed uninterested and didn't want to talk about it.

When they heard about eating poop, the two teachers were numb, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Maintaining their professional ethics and love for children, the two teachers smiled gently again and quickly skipped the questions, moving on to the next activity.

"Little Sui Sui, do you have any special talents?"

"If you have one, could you show it to the teacher?"

Teacher Cai spoke with a smile.

Seeing a thoughtful look on the little boy's face, she immediately added, "Of course, it's okay if you don't have one."

The next second, the little brat's voice rang out.

"Yep."

If it were an ordinary person, the little brat wouldn't have the patience or the desire to perform any talents.

However, this is a beautiful and gentle young lady.

The "face-value enthusiast" kid says he's okay with it.

As for special talents...

The little brat racked his brains and pondered for a long time.

"Does breaking bricks with bare hands count?"

Breaking bricks with bare hands?!

The expectant, warm smiles on the two teachers' faces completely vanished after they heard the words "little brat" come out!

Seeing the little brat's eyes darting around as if he were looking for a brick to perform with, the two teachers hurriedly reached out to stop him.

"No, no, no, no, no, Sui Sui, there's no need to perform anymore."

"Yes, yes, really, no need."

The little cub frowned, displeased. "You guys, don't you believe me?"

“Of course not, baby,” Ms. Cai said, her forehead beaded with cold sweat, “It’s just…”

Teacher Xiaohua quickly added, "It's just that we really don't have any bricks here."

"Yes, yes, no bricks. If you have any other talents, please show them off!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Teacher Cai regretted her quick tongue.