Even the Qilin, a mythical creature that only eats dew and not meat, cannot avoid excretion, a normal physiological behavior for any animal.

As for Pixiu, which cannot excrete waste, the harmful or useless things they eat will be transformed into fragrant sweat and excreted.

Therefore, they became interested in the convenience mentioned by the Four Impermanent Ones and decided to go and see for themselves.

Si Buxiang knew nothing about this, and as usual, he found a secluded spot and quickly dug a hole in the ground.

Let's stay here for today.

After digging the hole, the four-legged creature turned around and squatted down facing the entrance, raising its tail and whimpering.

Behind them, in the bushes, Tianlu looked at the four creatures in their inconvenient state, and touched the base of its own tail with some confusion. Then it looked at the back of the beast, leaving the beast in a dilemma, unsure whether to refuse or agree.

After Tianlu finished looking at the evil-repelling artifact, he even wanted to look behind Haochen, but fortunately Haochen quickly stopped him.

"Tianlu, what do you want to do?"

"I just want to see why the backs of the Four-Unlikes and the Evil-Repelling Beast are different from mine and the backs of the Evil-Repelling Beast?"

Hao Chen: "..."

Seeing Tianlu's thirst for knowledge, Haochen didn't know how to explain it, so he could only roll his eyes and keep an eye on his backside to prevent Tianlu from doing anything foolish.

Meanwhile, the Four-Faced Beast had finished relieving itself, but as usual, just as it was about to cover the pit, an unexpected incident occurred.

Then Tianlu pulled Bixie up and ran over to the pit, where they observed the strange creature's poop. They even brought Haochen out of the pit, saying, "Haochen, come out and take a look too!"

"Little Plum Blossom, Little Blue Circle, what are you doing here?" The Four-Faced Beast was pushed aside by the suddenly appearing Bixie and Tianlu.

The next moment, before the Four-Faced Beasts could recover from the sudden appearance of Bixie and Tianlu, Haochen emerged from the bushes where Bixie and the others had just appeared.

Si Bu Xiang looked at Hao Chen with some anger: "Little Coal Ball, what are you doing here?"

Hao Chen awkwardly greeted him, "Hi, Sibuxiang, I'm just passing by, don't mind me."

Just as Si Bu Xiang was about to say something, he saw Bi Xie and Tian Lu looking at his father, and even Hao Chen surrounded him. Si Bu Xiang's face immediately turned red.

Hao Chen looked at the Qilin poop in the pit, which resembled a colorful ice cream cone, and could even smell a faint fragrance. Hao Chen was somewhat surprised, not expecting it to be just as the comics described: the Qilin's poop was a fragrant crystal of celestial dew.

I don't know if only the Four-Unlikes is like this, or if all Qilin are like this.

Tianlu looked at the contents of the pit and asked curiously, "When the Four-Faced Beast said 'convenience,' did it mean it would expel this fragrant stuff? Is this something useful from its body?"

Bixie thought further ahead. He remembered that Sibuxiang had once said that there was nothing useless about him, so he pointed to the poop in the pit and asked.

"Four-Unlikes, what are the effects of eating this thing?"

Upon hearing Bixie's words, Haochen looked at Bixie with a horrified expression, his heart filled with shock: "No, I thought that wanting to sell the poop of the Four-Unlikes as a commodity was bizarre enough, but now it seems that Bixie's idea is even more dangerous."

However, the idea of ​​warding off evil spirits is just talk; people don't actually eat things they don't know if they can eat.

Tianlu, on the other hand, was a complete doer. Regardless of whether the thing was edible or not, he stretched out his claws towards the Qilin cake and tried to grab it to eat.

"It'll ward off evil spirits. You'll know once you try it. This stuff smells delicious, it must taste really good."

Just as Tianlu was about to touch his father, Haochen finally reacted and grabbed Tianlu, saying, "Tianlu, calm down, don't eat this stuff!"

Seeing that Tianlu's claws were only 0.01 centimeters away from that thing, Haochen's heart almost jumped out of his chest: What a close call, just a little bit more and Tianlu would have been impure.

After pulling Tianlu back, Haochen breathed a sigh of relief, then flicked Tianlu on the forehead: "Tianlu, really, you didn't even ask if this thing was edible."

Tianlu rubbed the spot on his head where he had been hit, and said indignantly, "Hmph, Haochen, you won't let me eat it, how am I supposed to know if I can eat it or not?"

After Tianlu finished speaking, he looked at the pit again in a huff. At this moment, the Four-Faced Beast finally reacted and rushed to the pit in front of Tianlu. It frantically dug at the soil with its left and right paws and quickly filled the pit.

"Aaaaaaah! Little Plum Blossom, Little Blue Circle, and Little Coal Ball, all of you get away! Don't look!"

When Tianlu and Bixie saw that the fragrant thing had been buried by the Four-Unlikes, they were somewhat disappointed for some reason: "Ah, it's been buried."

After doing all this, the Four-Faced Beast looked at the Evil-Slaying Ones and the others guiltily: "Little Plum Blossom, why are you here? Didn't I say I needed to use the restroom?"

Hao Chen was about to explain that Tian Lu was curious about what the Four-Unlikes meant by "convenience," which was why they had followed them, but Tian Lu spoke first.

"The Four No-Face is what Hao Chen wants to know about convenience," Tianlu said without blushing.

Upon hearing this, Hao Chen was completely stunned, inwardly cursing, "Damn it, Tian Lu, you're lying through your teeth! It's clearly what you wanted to see. Although I am indeed a little curious, you're the mastermind behind it all, Tian Lu."

At this moment, Bixie tilted its head and looked at the Four-Faced Beast, asking, "Four-Faced Beast, can't you let people see you when it's convenient for you?"

"Of course not, this kind of thing can only be... never mind, let's go."

Si Bu Xiang initially wanted to say how could such a thing be seen by beasts other than his mate, but considering that Bi Xie and the others seemed to know nothing, he simply stopped mentioning it.

To ease the awkwardness, Hao Chen suggested, "Bixie, Tianlu, how about we go catch some fish in the ocean and eat them together?"

Upon hearing about food, Tianlu was the first to raise his paw in agreement, saying, "Great! Let's go catch fish and eat lots and lots of them, Bixie!"

Looking at Tianlu, who was drooling as he spoke, Bixie said gently, "Yes, Tianlu will listen to you."

And so, Haochen and his friends arrived at the beach. Haochen understood the principle that the bigger the waves, the more expensive the fish.

In order to catch a big fish, Hao Chen came up with a plan to use the Four-Faced Beast, having it squat on the beach to attract the big fish's attention.

Although the Four-Unlikes was somewhat reluctant, it agreed to be the delicious bait out of respect for warding off evil.

The four-legged creature was seen squatting on the beach, which quickly attracted the attention of a large fish.

This large fish is called Kun fish. Although it is not yet an adult, it has lived for two and a half years and has grown to a huge size of four or five meters.

Therefore, upon seeing the four-legged creature on the beach, he rushed towards it without hesitation.

When the four-legged creature saw a big fish taking the bait, it quickly jumped back and did a tactical backflip.

Unable to react in time, the Kun fish lost control and crashed onto the beach, becoming stranded.

Seeing that their battle plan had succeeded, Bixie and Tianlu rushed over and jumped onto the struggling Kun fish.

When Bixie saw that they had caught such a big fish, he looked happy: "Four-Faced Beasts, we did it! You're amazing! You caught the fish!"

The Four-Faced Beast was initially a little scared, but after hearing Bixie's words, it immediately narrowed its eyes and smiled, "Little Plum Blossom, don't be shy, eat quickly, or Little Blue Circle will eat you all."

Tianlu drooled and said, "Bixie, this is a big silly fish, we can start eating now, hahaha!"

Seeing Tianlu start eating, Bixie stepped forward and tasted a piece of fish: "Hmm, it's a flavor I've never had before, but it's not bad at all; it's quite delicious."

Tianlu tore off a piece of fish and handed it to Sibuxiang: "It's delicious! Sibuxiang, you should eat too!"

After taking the fish meat from Tianlu, Sibuxiang only took a sniff of it and felt like vomiting: "Ugh...so fishy."

Without a second thought, Si Buxiang handed the fish to Bixie: "Little Plum Blossom, here you can have this. I only eat cloud dew and can't eat meat."

At this moment, Si Bu Xiang suddenly noticed that only Bi Xie and Tian Lu were there, while Hao Chen had disappeared.

Si Bu Xiang said to Bi Xie and Tian Lu, who were eating meat with gusto, "Little Plum Blossom, Little Blue Circle, and Little Coal Ball are missing. I'll go look for them. You guys stay here and don't wander off."

Without turning his head, Tianlu said, "I know, Four-Unlikes. Hurry up and come back."

Bixie wanted to go with them to find Haochen, but Sibuxiang said that he could manage on his own and told Bixie to stay and have a meal, and that he could also take care of Tianlu.

Unable to dissuade the evil spirits, the four-legged creature had no choice but to send the four-legged creatures to find Hao Chen.

After searching for a while, the Four-Faced Beast returned to the place where he had relieved himself: "Strange, there's a sound ahead, is it Little Coal Ball?"

Si Bu Xiang carefully parted the grass and found that it was indeed Hao Chen. However, Si Bu Xiang suddenly discovered that Hao Chen was digging a hole, and the hole clearly showed signs of having been filled in, indicating that it was a hole for his own convenience.

Hao Chen had no idea that the Four-Faced Beast was watching from behind, and he continued to excitedly dig a hole: "Come on, the Four-Faced Beast's poop is so beautiful and smells so good. If you clean and package it well, you can definitely get a high price and sell it to those stupid gods in the Heavenly Court."

Due to the distance, the Four-Faced Beast didn't hear Hao Chen's mutterings. It only saw Hao Chen, undeterred by the dirt, dig out its poop and put it into its storage space.

"Why would Little Coal Ball do this? Could it be... that it wants to eat me?!" The Four-Faced Beast was startled by its own guess and, in its panic, stepped on a tree branch on the ground.

"Click~"

"Who?!" Hao Chen heard the rustling of the branches and quickly looked in the direction of the Four-Faced Beast. He couldn't let anyone see him cleaning up the manure.

To Hao Chen's surprise, the one who made the sound was none other than the Four-Faced Beast.

Hao Chen watched as the Four-Faced Beast awkwardly walked out. He quickly patted the mud off his paws, his face turning pale and then red: "Four-Faced Beast, is that you?"

Hao Chen wasn't sure if the Four-Faced Beast had seen anything, and was about to ask when two more figures approached: "Four-Faced Beast, have you found Hao Chen?"

Upon hearing Bixie's voice, Sibuxiang seemed to have found a savior and quickly turned around, saying, "Little Plum Blossom, I've found Little Coal Ball... Hmm, who are you?"

The Four-Faced Beast originally thought that his little plum blossom had arrived, but to its surprise, what appeared in front of it were two unfamiliar beasts, one red and one blue.

Looking at the two beasts, which were only slightly smaller than himself, the Four-Faced Beast asked curiously, "Who are you? Why do you smell like Little Plum Blossom and Little Blue Circle?"

After exchanging a glance, Bixie and Tianlu said, "It's us, the Four Unlikes. I am Bixie, and he is Tianlu. We grew up after eating a little too much."

After looking at them more closely, Si Bu Xiang indeed saw the shadows of Bi Xie and Tian Lu in them, so he was relieved: "Little Plum Blossom, Little Blue Circle, you've grown up so fast, much faster than I did back then."

Upon hearing this, Tianlu proudly replied, "Of course! Who told the Four-Unlikes to only eat cloud dew? Of course it won't grow fast."

At this moment, Hao Chen was looking at Bi Xie and Tian Lu with stars in his eyes when he suddenly clutched his rapidly beating heart and said, "Bi Xie and Tian Lu were so handsome when they were young. I feel like I've fallen in love with them!"

Thinking of this, Hao Chen ran towards Bixie and Tianlu.

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