There is a beast in the bright morning.
Chapter 54 Mr. Rabbit, I'm Sorry
At this moment, the four-legged creature noticed a problem: "Haochen, why isn't Pipi here? Aren't you the best friends with him?"
Upon hearing this, Tianlu, who had been watching the show, realized that he wasn't in it, and immediately changed to a teary-eyed look as he looked at Haochen.
Seeing Tianlu like this, Haochen suppressed the urge to punish Tianlu on the spot and explained, "Tianlu's isn't here. His ceramic image is in another room. Please come with me."
As he spoke, Hao Chen headed toward the next room, continuing, "You have no idea how popular Tianlu's image is. Those clay figurines buy the most Tianlu ones, so I made a lot of them and put them in a separate room."
After saying that, Hao Chen pressed the door button, opened the room, and turned on the light bulb switch, instantly revealing what was inside.
Wow, so many Pippi!
Looking at the shocked beasts, Hao Chen said proudly, "How was it? Not bad, right?"
"The Tianlu series here mainly includes two categories: Fulu Tianjiang and Tianlu Blind Box."
There are two designs for the "Fortune and Prosperity Descend from Heaven" series. One design features Tianlu mimicking the movements of a guardian stone lion or a stone guardian, paired with a koi fish, a lucky gold plaque, and an auspicious cloud base, showcasing Tianlu's characteristics as a mythical creature, Pixiu, bringing good fortune and blessings.
The other design depicts Tianlu playing in a treasure basin while holding a gold ingot, accompanied by strings of colorful beads, gold coins, and gold ingots, showcasing Tianlu's characteristics as a Pixiu (a mythical creature believed to attract wealth and good fortune).
At this point, Tianlu was overjoyed, holding his head high and puffing out his chest, while the Qilin and the others sighed in dismay.
Taotie: "Tch, what's so great about it? It's just a pretty design, I don't care!"
Golden Horn, Silver Horn, Totoro: "Waaaaah, we also want such an exclusive design."
The four-legged creature seemed to say, "Haochen, just spoil Pipi!"
But the four-legged creature was secretly weeping: "Waaah, I'm the owner of the deer shop, why is my design not as good as Pipi's?"
Hao Chen was quite satisfied with the reactions of the four unlikes and continued, "And the blind box series currently has 8 types, namely:
The lucky charm, Tianlu, chases its tail and spins around playfully, symbolizing helping you "turn in" good fortune.
Good fortune is coming to Tianlu, whose head is adorned with a red bow, bringing good luck to everyone.
May Tianlu be safe and sound, and may Tianlu stretch and relax comfortably, sharing this peaceful and leisurely time with you.
The Guardian of Wealth, Tianlu, is depicted holding a money bag. Making money is paramount on any journey to the mortal realm, and all treasures from all directions are protected by Tianlu.
The God of Wealth, Tianlu, wearing a hat of wealth, extends an invitation to you, bringing abundant fortune.
With a perfectly steady and graceful landing, the auspicious mythical beast Pixiu has descended to earth, and Tianlu makes its grand entrance.
Tianlu, who always looks towards money, is depicted biting a large copper coin. As long as there is wealth in front of him, Tianlu can become a perpetual motion machine, always looking towards money and making big profits!
May you be blessed with boundless wealth and prosperity, with five emperor coins adorning your waist. Wishing you immense riches and unparalleled wealth.
The more Hao Chen explained, the more heartbroken the audience became, and even the usually composed and attentive listener felt a pang of envy.
Rabbit Lord looked at the clenched fist of the Qilin and quickly grabbed its paw, saying, "Qilin, don't be envious. I'll make you many different styles too."
"I'm not envious at all."
Seeing that he had achieved his goal, Hao Chen stopped provoking the Qilin and said, "Alright, that's enough for today. My treat, let's go have a big meal together."
To Hao Chen's surprise, Tian Lu refused the suggestion to go to dinner and instead said, "Hao Chen, there are still two rooms we haven't seen yet. Are they also filled with images of my heroic and extraordinary appearance?"
"Ah, um, this, what is this? There's nothing in there, let's not look at it," Hao Chen said nervously.
Tianlu frowned and looked at Haochen: "Haochen, why are you so nervous? Is there something inside that we can't see?"
"No, no, let's go eat, I'm starving."
This time, even the Qilin and the others noticed something was wrong and became interested. The more Haochen tried to hide it from them, the more curious they became.
The four-legged creature said, "Since we're already here, let's take a look. It's okay to eat later."
Zhan Hu went even further, picking up the trembling Hao Chen and carrying him towards the last two rooms.
"Um, I've lost my key, so I can't get in."
“But wasn’t this unlocked by claw print?” Jinjiao said, then pointed out that the room they had just been in was unlocked by claw print.
Di Ting also said, "It's alright if you lose the key; the earth has a way to open the door."
Upon hearing Di Ting's words, Hao Chen stopped, crying out to the earth in his heart: Mother Earth, am I not your most beloved child?
Unexpectedly, the earth replied in Hao Chen's mind: "Listen carefully, listen carefully, listen carefully."
Hao Chen: "..."
And just like that, what Hao Chen feared happened: the room was opened by Di Ting, and what was inside was exposed.
Hao Chen steeled his heart, closed his eyes, and said, "I'm doomed. I'm going to live in a different world."
When the four-legged creature, the rabbit god, and the Di Ting saw what was in the room, their faces instantly turned as red as ripe apples.
Zhan Hu, however, wore an expression of surprise: "Hao Chen, you haven't changed at all, hahaha."
When the Golden Horned Bird, Silver Horned Bird, and Totoro saw what was inside, they were so embarrassed that they covered their eyes, but they still couldn't help but peek through their fingers.
Taotie raised his arm and looked intently at the things in the room through the eyes under his armpit.
Tianlu acted somewhat naively, actually shouting at Haochen, "Haochen, why are the statues in here so strange? And what are those long, mushroom-like things on that statue?"
Hao Chen was about to cry: "Go ask the Qilin, don't ask me."
"Fine, I won't tell you then. I'll see for myself."
Hao Chen was on the verge of tears. Tian Lu, did you really not know or were you doing it on purpose? You sleep with the four-legged creature every day, don't you know what that is?
Hao Chen then hurriedly explained to the Qilin, Rabbit Lord, Di Ting, and all the beasts present: "Qilin, listen to me, what I do for you is not what you think, it is art, yes, it is art."
Regardless of whether the Qilin believed it or not, Haochen himself had to believe what he said.
The four-legged creature patted Hao Chen's head: "Really? Then let's go see what kind of art you're talking about?"
Hao Chen sensed a strong killing intent emanating from the Qilin, which instantly made his scalp tingle and rendered him unable to move.
As the four-legged creatures ventured deeper into the room, they saw even more strange statues, except for the individual statues of each beast at the entrance.
The room also features a series of statues depicting the Four Unlikes x Rabbit God, the Golden Horn and Silver Horn and the Cat Dragon and Totoro in German orthopedics, the Di Ting x Bai Ze, the War Tiger x Oleander, and the most numerous statues of Hao Chen x Tian Lu.
Rabbit God and Di Ting looked at the statues of themselves with great interest, feeling a little excited, thinking about when they could take a few statues back with them.
When Zhanhu saw a two-tailed feline under his statue, he couldn't help but think, "Is this my future partner? Why is it male? But it looks so gentle and weak, it's kind of cute. The more I look at it, the more I like it."
Tianlu frowned and looked at the Qilin with curiosity: "Qilin, why are these statues either fighting or playing strange games? And why do my and Haochen's statues have those long mushrooms like you?"
The four-legged creature was speechless. How could it explain this? It patted Tianlu's head, then grabbed Tianlu's horn and threw it towards the statues: "Good boy, Pipi, eat all of these?"
Since these statues belong to Hao Chen's exquisite collection, they were all made with the finest celestial materials, and naturally, they were considered treasures by Tian Lu.
Watching Tianlu devour his collection bite by bite, Haochen dared not say no, but his gaze drifted toward the last room.
That place is absolutely off-limits to the Qilin (a mythical creature), because it contains statues of the Qilin and the Qilin.
For the safety of that room, Hao Chen could only look at Rabbit with an apologetic gaze, and then said to Four-Likes, "Four-Likes, I confess, I want to report Rabbit. I saw a lot of your xxxx in his house, and Rabbit even sleeps with your xx every night."
"Ah, I didn't, you four-legged creature, let me explain, I'm innocent." Rabbit Lord never expected the fire to spread to him like this, so he quickly explained.
Hao Chen continued, "If you don't believe me, we can go to the Rabbit God's house and see for ourselves."
Although the Four-Faced Beast didn't know why Hao Chen was in such a hurry for them to leave, the statues in the room had already stunned it. It didn't want to stay any longer, so it nodded and said, "Then let's go take a look."
As soon as the Qilin spoke, the group of beasts headed towards Rabbit Lord's house. Rabbit Lord immediately panicked: "Haochen, what do you mean?"
"Lord Rabbit, I'm sorry. I'll just give you a few statues of you and the Qilin as compensation."
Upon hearing Hao Chen's words, Rabbit Lord immediately became interested: "Is it a statue riding on a Qilin, or being ridden by a Qilin?"
“We have them, life-size, high-definition versions.” Hao Chen said with a mischievous grin.
But Rabbit noticed a problem: "Life-size?! How come you're the size of a mythical creature?"
Hao Chen picked his nose and said, "Rabbit Lord, are you stupid? Tian Lu and I both sleep on the Four-Unlikes Bed, don't you think!"
"What? So you actually touched it? That's outrageous! I never even saw it, how could you have touched it?"
Hao Chen: "..."
"Alright, Mr. Rabbit, stop overthinking it and let's go."
"Alright, alright, Haochen, tell me, what does the Qilin feel like to touch?"
"Go ask him yourself, hurry up and leave." Hao Chen was speechless, he should have known better than to say so much.
After Hao Chen and Rabbit God left, only Tian Lu was left eating the statue. At that moment, Tian Lu suddenly saw the last door.
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